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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 17h

I don't care what anyone says... My favorite Chekhov play is "Gun".

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Jhonen V @jhnenvee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I get that I’m “The ZIM guy” but this is always the kind of stuff that inspires me. In fact certain movies, this, Don’t Look Up, Beau is Afraid, they always make me think of the kind of worlds I obsess over, for how grotesque and how possessed of a desire to say something, even something hideous.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Marketing for "Digger" has led me astray so many times. Originally thought it was Tom Cruise in an experimental "Dig Dug" movie. Then a "Dr. Strangelove" homage. But it's so much more. And it can be more than what Iñárritu probably even intended if you let yourself stay curious.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Scientists today confirmed that it is what it is.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I would like a supercut of all the times Doctor Doom explained things to Reed Richards that Richards had never understood.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I'm getting a woodpecker tongue installed. Just to be safe.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I have been free of employment for only a day, but I've already begun writing my version of Rick Rubin's "The Creative Act". My book is titled, "Cause I've Got it ALL Figured Out Man..."

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ok. Something weird happened. Originally, Pedro Pascal starred in "The Lobster" but now it apparently was Colin Farrel.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Thank you to Alejandro González Iñárritu and the cast and crew of "Digger". A huge achievement. An invigorating, complex, absurdly indulgent portrayal of reality.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Inside of me there are 2 Wolves 1 Cup.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Look. I really want to see "Digger". Stop advertising it. It makes me want to see it less.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Inside of me, there are two wolves: Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski. That's all.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

All I ask for in life is to live long enough to see Ray Kurzweil live forever.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Just started a new Senior Accountant position at McGoohan, LLC

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Woke up today to find that I had become afflicted with bouillon pits. Beef bouillon pits. The absolute worst bouillon pits you can get afflicted with.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My God! The 70's must have smelled...

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I sleep so much better if I shower, but I like my stink. How to make me-stink-scented soap?

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My partner and I set the all-time record for most kisses at The Campbell in Grand Central Terminal. 2

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Vacations sound fun, but then it's just museums, parks, restaurants, blah, blah, blah. When I go somewhere on vacation all I really want to do is spend a nice week solving an unsolved homicide. That's how you really get to know a place.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Okay. Sign me up. I'd like to make another comedic Evil Dead movie but instead of a Three Stooges influence, I'd like to inject some Marx Brothers into it.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I am committing to staging my first performance at Edinburgh Fringe next year and I have a few questions. First off, how much is too much to charge the city of Edinburgh for my services?

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I will be in Hamburg, Germany from 10/20/26 - 10/27/26. Looking for a large, charming theatre to perform in. Don't worry about selling tickets. I do not require an audience.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Writing a grunge song called "Job Will Have His Revenge on Heaven".

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We have GOT to get William Shatner and Laurie Anderson to tour together.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Don't no one let Judd Apatow make a documentary about me. I'd be furious.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I start every morning with a big cup of doubt. And then I imagine that I am a rabid mongoose born of Salvador Dalí and Doctor Doom. Works for me...

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

People in the hotel room next to me are having loud sex. I'm trying to drown it out by watching "Barry Lyndon" as loud as I can make it.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

People in the hotel room next to me are having loud sex. I'm trying to drown it out by watching "Barry Lyndon" as loud as I can make it.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Our hotel uses a cleaner with a weird smell. So I've replaced it with a bottle of Laphroaig. Let's see if anyone notices.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Things have been just so, that I have developed resting Patrick McGoohan face.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I want to host a Late Night Talk Show with Colin Stetson as the house band.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I kept the boxes for our new couch for a few days in case we had to return it. Just finished a grueling hour of breaking down the boxes. As soon as I finished, the sofa exploded.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

"Widow's Bay" was a dreadful slog. Its success makes me not want to live on this planet anymore. But good for the great Stephen Root who had never won for better things.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I discovered today that Flat Whites are the Cap-Toe Oxfords of espresso drinks.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

When I tell people I am leaving my job they ask what I'm doing next. It's been fun coming up with different answers. Looking forward to trying, "Are you familiar with Jim Morrison?"

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I have no interest in getting a Bikini wax, but at $73 it seems like I should just do it for the hell of it. Can't get brain surgery for that price!

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Remember what Dylan Thomas famously wrote: "[...] go gentle into that good night [...]"

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Looking for an Upper East Side Dry Cleaner who isn't doing it for the first time.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Patrick McGoohan made a great choice casting himself in "The Prisoner". It's like it was made for him.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You know what's fun? Me neither.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I am starting a podcast about how I am disgusted by Cap-Toe Oxford dress shoes.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

25 years later... I'm giving U.S. Maple a second listen.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The hardest enemies in Castlevania games are the stairs. I'm a burly adventurer. I just survived a hellish gauntlet of creatures. And now if I can just line up my toes and go at a perfect diagonal I can... Plummet straight down to my death.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you're paying attention you'll notice that the towns in Castlevania 2 DO NOT have any children. But they DO have random instant-death water pits every 2 feet.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

There is a Kids in the Hall character that I don't know if I ever knew the name of that I just refer to as "A Street-Level Dave Foley".

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Think you're dating a narcissist? Look for this 1 sign. Is it me?

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I'm doing Duolingo speaking lessons with Falstaff. He asks how I'm doing. I'm honest and say, "I am sad." He says, "I'm sorry. In this lesson, we're going to learn how to order food in a restaurant," without missing a beat. I laughed. Good enough.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

New Goal... Become a famous actor/director so that I get invited to do the Criterion Closet Pick as and then look around for a few minutes before asking, "Jeez... You got anything worth a damn in here?"

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Hey Google... Who is that director I like whose name is super Spanish as hell and my brain can never remember it?" Alejandro González Iñárritu *I think it's the accents that distract me from remembering.

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Jason T. Kocher @jasontkocher.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Am I missing any other contemporary surrealist or absurdist filmmakers other than Yorgos Lanthimos and Quentin Dupieux?

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