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Jason Roy Gaston

@jasonroygaston.bsky.social
1.7K followers 1.1K following 1.7K posts

Comedian, father, teacher, male model, woke af, and inventor of the semicolon. Low tier niche internet celebrity. Kind of a big deal.

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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 13h
Did you honestly expect a cosmic battle? Were you even watching this show? #lanterns #greenlantern youtu.be/tDXujWsLSrU
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LANTERNS Finale Review: You Completely Misunderstood This Show!!!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 16h
Over at the Captain's quadrant, Captain Joe Dove interviewed Spock Vegas, a Star Trek cosplayer who has been entertaining the convention circuit for a very long time. Now, following medical problems, he's in need. open.spotify.com/episode/6IpL...
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Help Support Spock Vegas: A Story of Resilience, Community, and the Power of Fandom
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So nice of them to stop playing beer pong long enough to do this. #comedy #science youtu.be/D_1JSdm7elw
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College Students Just Tested Tech That Could Reach Another Star!!!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nothing a little gasoline and a match wouldn't cure. #nope #comedy #spider #cave #nature youtu.be/5jAMWiLZgZo
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Nope! It's a Pitch Black Cave Full of Spiders!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Being afraid of rainbows is really strange. #commentary #lgbtqia youtu.be/qoGgS-xXpPc
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Detroit Lakes Tried to Ban Rainbows. Then Everybody Started Watching
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Tell me you're a swine without telling me you're a swine. #comedy #commentary youtu.be/KU65fFxp_6A
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Using the R-Slur is for Idiots!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who's ready to get the hell out of Nebraska? Show of hands? #lanterns #greenlantern youtu.be/D7AjVn23vGw
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LANTERNS Episode 7 Was Great… So Why Am I Frustrated?
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Why is it that the people who complain about studios never making anything original never go out and watch the original things that studios occasionally make thus ensuring that studios never make anything original? #comedy #forgottenisland #moviereview #movie youtu.be/tGpAQN0uiMs
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Y'all are SLEEPING on FORGOTTEN ISLAND!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Robin deserves better than this. #comedy #commentary #RobinWilliams #ai youtu.be/l-sxyO_SKbo
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Robin Williams Deserves Better than Becoming Your AI Puppet!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Star Trek is bullying the fans and we need to recognize it. #startrek #startrekstrangenewworlds #comedy #commentary youtu.be/2Ol77coaUXk
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Star Trek: Strange New Worlds is Gaslighting the Fans!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surprise! This movie exists! #comedy #movie #thepeanutbuttersolution #weirdmovies #wtf youtu.be/hEiQYmmidbY
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The Peanut Butter Solution | The VHS Vault
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#comedy #commentary #lgbt #transgender #teacher youtu.be/UK612n2HZ1E
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Bigot Parents Demand an "Opt Out" of a Transgender Teacher!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Honey, are you a real person? #humor #videogames #aigenerated youtu.be/4_WAGO9C-Gw?...
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THAT'S NOT AI, THAT'S MY WIFE!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Of course Texas built an interstate on top of it. #texas #travel #travelswithjason #cave #cavern youtu.be/16zXf4WFLZg
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Texas Built an Interstate on Top of a Cave and You Can Visit It!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sometimes, ugly is just ugly! #comedy #marvelwolverine #marvel #wolverine #videogames youtu.be/VBLGA6oWbB8
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The Internet Accused Marvel's Wolverine of Using AI and The Internet was Wrong
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I originally filmed this at an airport only to discover my mic wasn't working. 😐 #comedy #airport #travel youtu.be/N_SSqqSD5wQ
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Gate Hoverers Are the Worst People at the Airport
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The puke freak is here. #lanterns #greenlantern #lanternshow youtu.be/qZYNHuhv0wc
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LANTERNS Episode 6: Batman, Sinestro, and Guy? Oh, my!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oops! We did a racism! #converse #dei #comedy youtu.be/KRtdb4PsMHU
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Converse Accidentally Did a Racism and THIS is Why We Need DEI!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm looking forward to this unironically because I think it's an amazing idea. #comedy #WilliamShatner #startrek #metalmusic youtu.be/4ZP0RvFTxkM
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William Shatner has Started a Metal Band! Seriously!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is why NWA didn't sing songs about why the fire department sucks. #comedy #texas #PoliceAccountabilityNow #trinidadtexas youtu.be/kIlAp9tTbmw
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A Texas Police Department Got SHUT DOWN — And This Story Is NUTS!!!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Could this be... Filmation's worst? #comedy #filmation #lassie youtu.be/RjtYGNhfVWA
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Lassie's Rescue Rangers | Filmation Spotlight
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Would you, could you in the jail? Would you, could you make the bail? #comedy #TheCatInTheHat youtu.be/utq285bDLYg
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The Cat in the Hat is Getting Kids Arrested!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Correction, Bob. No one wants to work... for you. #work #employment #nobodywantstowork #comedy youtu.be/UiJZ8aJwUZw
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Only Idiots Say, "Nobody Wants to Work Anymore!"
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That was the most season finalely non season finale I've ever seen! #lanterns #greenlantern #comedy youtu.be/AvMgLcQ-Xv0
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LANTERNS EPISODE 5 REVIEW — WAIT... THIS *NOT* THE FINALE?!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Did this experiment prove the out of body experience? No... but yes... but also no. #outofbodyexperience #paranormal #supernatural #comedy youtu.be/gVy3ZAkeyKQ
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Scientists Tested Out-of-Body Experiences… Then THIS Happened
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why are you desperately trying to tell us that fictional characters approve of you? #trump #greenlantern #spiderman #optimusprime #comedy youtu.be/I87vQnpjLlY
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Trump, Green Lantern, and Optimus Prime: WHY DOES HE KEEP STEALING SUPERHEROES!?
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Sorry, not sorry. You're just mad that I'm right. #startrek youtu.be/RvRYECscMN8
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Hot Take: Star Trek: Discovery Will Age Better Than Strange New Worlds (Deal with it!)
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Fine! We'll have our own Pride Night! With blackjack and drag queens! #dallasstars #Pride #lgbtqia #commentary #comedy youtu.be/gd7q6e3jLqM
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The Dallas Stars CANCELED Pride Night... So the Fans Made Their Own
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The Invisible Man Rewatch Podcast @invisiblemanpod.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This week Vince & Ed are joined by first time viewer @jasonroygaston.bsky.social as we discuss the 6th episode of I-Man "The Devil You Know", Be sure to check it out and join the fun! #TheInvisibleMan youtu.be/h3_Dvf-lepg?...
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The Invisible Man Rewatch Podcast 06: The Devil You Know
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Check out this edition of Ed's The Invisible Man podcast where I make an appearance even though I've never seen the show before alongside the star of The Invisible Man, Vincent Ventresca #theinvisibleman #vincentventresca youtu.be/h3_Dvf-lepg?...
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The Invisible Man Rewatch Podcast 06: The Devil You Know
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 60th birthday, Star Trek! #startrek youtu.be/RMy-q-Xi2nM
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What Star Trek Means to Me
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If it weren't for the passengers, this vacation would have been great. #comedy #cruisevacation #travel #travelswithjason youtu.be/EQ5RuzqNXas
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Why Is Everyone on This Cruise Complete Idiots?
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
HBO...I kind of hate you sometimes. #lanterns #greenlantern youtu.be/-Po_mttS2gk
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LANTERNS Episode 4 “The Weenie” Was INSANE
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
19th century cluckbait. #comedy #zoo #newyork #history youtu.be/joR-AmkU-kQ
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Lions, Tigers and Bears Were Loose in New York… Except They Weren’t!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Haha... poop. Also science. #comedy #paleontology #poop #science youtu.be/OcBtiuL4Y98
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This Squirrel Took a Dump 700,000 Years Ago… And Scientists Are Thrilled!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Eff you I won't do what you tell me! #Supernatural youtu.be/sydKlaGvHnc
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What in the Hell is Supernatural? | "Simon Said"
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, are you still here, Puerto Rico? We totally forgot about you! #puertorico #comedy youtu.be/6ABReH6Acrk
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Roasting Puerto Rico: America's Neglected Attic Goblin | Travels with Jason
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
By the power of Grayskull! This is bad news for theaters! #mastersoftheuniverse youtu.be/KuaIbrP5UCc
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He-Man Failed at the Box Office… So Why Is EVERYONE Watching It Now?
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I would say don't bother watching this one, but it has Tim Curry in it and so you have to... #gargoyles youtu.be/-k1kudk7FFk
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Monsters | Jalapeña! A Gargoyles Podcast
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Jesus would not approve of these typos... #comedy #commentary #texas #education youtu.be/ADXDuKac1WM
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Texas Wanted More Bible in Schools… Then Forgot to Proofread!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh, good. I was hoping that the forward progression of this serious would stop for an entire episode! #lanterns #greenlantern #hbomax youtu.be/hyvR3GHNFlM
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Lanterns, Episode 3 Thoughts and Review
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
But I don't wanna tumble out of bed and stumble to the kitchen! I'm all out of ambition! #9to5 #dollyparton #movie youtu.be/VxMQm7vypZU?...
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9 to 5 | The VHS Vault
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you see Mike Myers wearing that, Run, stupid! Run! Run away from the cat! #comedy #cryptid #hoax #thecatinthehat youtu.be/-SEAHYTMVLc
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The Internet Just Invented an Evil Cat in the Hat Cryptid
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
...and America was all like, "Wtf is Robbie Williams and why is he a monkey?" #betterman #robbiewilliams #comedy #movie youtu.be/Q9ZyqXrMg54
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Better Man | The VHS Vault
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh, that pesky Constitution... always getting in the way of bigots bigoting! #comedy #commentary #lgbtqia #drag #Texas youtu.be/D5Rz1kwCKc0
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Oopsie-Doodles! Texas Was So Anti-Drag, It Forgot About the Constitution!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry #timcurry youtu.be/Q6EHewOU8z8
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Tim Curry | 1946-2026
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is a video I did ten months ago after Dolly's health scare. #dollypartontribute #dollyparton youtu.be/D9hXEl3VeYk
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Appreciating Dolly Parton
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Taxwriteoficus Avoidance #CoyoteVsAcme #commentary #looneytunes #comedy youtu.be/yzwMoTz0mCs
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Coyote vs. ACME: The Movie That Warner Bros Couldn't Kill!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I get you, monkey. I get you. #animals #comedy youtu.be/BR22lLlTNO8
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Monkey Escapes Zoo... Immediately Regrets It!
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Jason Roy Gaston @jasonroygaston.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
China is sending a hopping robot to the moon, because the moon needs more boing! #moon #CHANGE7 #china #MoonMission #comedy youtu.be/hyS-muvzcpY
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China Is Sending a Pogo-Stick Robot to the Moon
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