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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Righto, next friday I'm checking out of reality and doing movie day at the Prince Charles!
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oooh! princecharlescinema.com/prince-charl...
princecharlescinema.com
Suspiria [1977] - Ticket Booking - The Prince Charles Cinema
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The Crack Magazine @thecrackmagazine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cat Video Fest is back at Star a & Shadow Cinema Newcastle on Saturday 21st Nov! Tiny paws. Big chaos. Delightfully divaish. Mysterious mogs. 70 minutes of pure cat chaos. 10% of proceeds will go to Westgate Ark Cat Homing Centre.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unrelated, PHWOAR!!!!!, jubilee clamps of goodness. It's the small things.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Squirrels?!?!? In my cemetery?!?!?!
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not now Jason, loafing. #cats
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also today, Classic Citroen DS coolant pipe arrives. In beautiful TIG welded stainless steel. Also yes, <insert sex toy joke of choice here>
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Day 7 of Not Wearing Braces. To the orthodontist for retainers. I was not expecting the savagery of them. The way they snap in stunned me. Was like being punched in the mouth. Amazing how much teeth can move in a week. I'm having Nurofen and a lie down for dinner tonight.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
About time Jason.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jason, you're going to stop faffing about with fire and charcoal and grill me the salmon now right? #Cats
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mmm. Bbq charcoal goodness.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Soon. Soon we will be grilling some fish.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The 1972 Citroen DS Steering rack before and after refurb pics. When annoyed with ones self for not picking up the 4 new bolts to bolt on a part you've slaved over for days, console yourself with before and after pics.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How is sleeping like this comfy? #Cats
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy #Caturday nice people in Jason's phone. #Cats
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@pgjonesvenice.bsky.social In my capacity of Hawkwind conduit between you and a mate here, he asks me to share this with you :)
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DS goodness, much masking, prepping and painting today. Then while that was drying I fit the fiendishly complicated handbrake and plumbed in a bunch of LHM connectors to the brakes and spheres etc. Tomorrow steering rack, LHM pump, belts, pulley stuff, alternator and battery tray.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Day 6 of Not Having Braces Anymore. I ate coleslaw and DIDN'T SPEND 20 MINS PICKING IT OUT OF MY TEETH!!!!! <insert image of Jason happy dancing here>
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/0UnKPSmg3Ec
youtu.be
The Cruel Sea - Better Get A Lawyer
YouTube video by TheCruelSeaVEVO
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Day 5 of Not Having Braces. Friends, I are spinach. I didn't spend 20 minutes fishing it out of my teeth scaffolding. I am beyond happy.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lunch time is cemetery time with signore Lucifero #cats
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did I mention that Venice Noir tickets are now available? venicenoir.com/en/
venicenoir.com
Venice Noir – The International Festival of Noir Literature
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Day 3 of no braces on teeth I ATE CHICKEN CHOW MEIN WITHOUT SPENDING 20 MINS FISHING NOODLES OUT OF MY TEETH SCAFFOLDING!
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Signore Lucifero wakes himself up by yawning. Is puzzled by this. #cats
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
VENOIR NOIR PEOPLE! GET ON IT! www.eventbrite.it/cc/venice-no...
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Venice Noir 2026 by Sugarpulp PRODUZIONE | Eventbrite
Venice Noir the international festival of literature of the crime, giallo and noir genre. From November 12 to 15, Inspired by the great international literary festivals, Venice Noir is an annual event...
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Day 2 Braces Off Observation. Flossing is SO EASY! I wept with joy.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My braces came off today. I feel like someone has pulled the pin on a self inflating life raft in my mouth. Next week, whitening, early next month, bonding and cosmetics. Then silly white hollywood smile.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never have I read a more aptly titled autobiography.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Regents Park today for the Inner Circle Drivers Club. And then this happened! I love that traffic stops and they cross in single file. So adorable.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Refurbing a DS steering rack is...less than fun. This took a whole day. A WHOLE DAY people!
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Went for a walk by the Thames and into the forest next to it.
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Philip Gwynne Jones @pgjonesvenice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you're in Venice and near the Giunti bookshop near the Accademia bridge, you'll find a nice selection of signed paperbacks by me. And many thanks to Giunti for their support!
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Printing a DS service manual. All 800 odd pages across 2 volumes. On a modern network connected laserjet. And still the experience is...less than ideal. youtu.be/N9wsjroVlu8?...
youtu.be
Office Space - Printer Scene (UNCENSORED)
YouTube video by RP
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Could this 'associate member' status come with freedom of movement please? Also could we finalise this next week? 😁 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
EU chief backs plan for Canada to become 'associate member'
Trump, who has frequently clashed with Canada's PM, threatens to cut trade with the European Union in response to the proposal.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Brisbane found a way to make olympic rowing more interesting. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/olympi...
bbc.co.uk
River that is home to 500 crocodiles chosen to host 2032 Olympic rowing and canoe events
A river that is home to about 500 saltwater crocodiles is given the OK to host Olympic and Paralympic rowing and canoeing events at the 2032 Brisbane Games.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Evenin' nice people in Jason's phone. #Cats
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I very much wish the Butthole Surfers Pepper wasn't stuck in my head today. open.spotify.com/track/1ng365...
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Pepper
Butthole Surfers · Electriclarryland · Song · 1996
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Today we have mostly been loafing.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
youtu.be/LnHoqHscTKE
youtu.be
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Into My Arms (4K Official Video)
YouTube video by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kiss Me Son Of God youtu.be/mp74sdAZ2n0?...
youtu.be
Frank Bennett - Kiss Me Son Of God
YouTube video by GCB Music
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Mmm. Spritz o'clock.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The barn is now clean again after a few weeks of having disembowelled classic Citroen strewn across it. The tools are cleaned and out away properly and I spent the day blasting, priming and painting various brackets, pulleys and widgets, setting things up and drawing up the to do list.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
#Caturday morning
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The lyrics and the expression on his face in this video are SUPER CREEPY youtu.be/OMOGaugKpzs
youtu.be
The Police - Every Breath You Take (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by ThePoliceVEVO
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Sooo, we're grilling fish again tonight Jason?
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
DS update! Wednesday night Jai and I got the engine and gearbox back in the car! The hard part is done. Now to address the remaining 30 small tasks on the list and we'll rolling in style!
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TripFiction @tripfiction.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The International Festival of Noir Literature In Venice from 12 to 15 November 2026 Are you going? venicenoir.com/en/ "The most beautiful book festival in the world" says Ian Rankin #blueskybooks #booksky
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Boo. Was going to hang the exhaust on tonight. This stud will absolutely not come out, even after repeated blasts to glowing red with the induction heater. My usual machinist is out of the country. The hunt is on for someone local who do a proper extraction.
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
M8 flanged nuts. In copper people! Copper I tells ya! Sometimes it's the simple things
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Jason @jasonnoiles.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And now for a spot of late afternoon Sphinxing in the cemetery #Cats
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