Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 11hIf it Mike Flannigan I see it as the whole “the shark is now a malevolent forced hunting the family bloodline via sharks” that happens in the later movie being a something he’d play with? 010
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Haha just got off Overwatch. Vampire daddy is a HARD to get today. 010
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026…..I’d like names…..for reasons…..static.klipy.comOnion from Steven Universe: Mad FunnyAlt: Onion from Steven Universe: Mad Funny 020
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Listen I’ll learn to be a bricklayer…..but only if they watch….from the other side of the wall as I Cask of Armantiallo their asses!!! 020
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026…..would that be a tur-cuck-en? It’s a cuck inside a robot that a robot is getting inside….. 010
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Cassidy giving a while new meaning to T&T (titties and toes) 010
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026World sucks, we all gotta help when we can and ask for help when we need it. 110
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OH so they said “hold my beer” to that Final Destination opening….while also somehow being the Temu version?! 000
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comStar Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'Alt: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!' 000
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@blizzb3ar.bsky.social @blackkrystel.bsky.social @laurelrothamel.bsky.social Just to name a few who would work their butts off to make sure you got takes you wanted….if you’re taking suggestions. 100
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 18/09/2026AI man kept telling me a story about my dad’s pocket watch….because is this Christopher Walken!?!?!static.klipy.comPulp Fiction: Christopher Walken's Watch StoryAlt: Pulp Fiction: Christopher Walken's Watch Story 001
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Everyone uses Teffaris protection as a “I get out of this bad situation” card, this may be the “stop the bad situation from starting” card? 000
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m not as experienced as like 99% of the players who respond, but see it as a political and defensive tool. Being able to phase out the threat for a turn cycle, or stoping a sudden OTK on the table, or even one on yourself. stop a combo loop from starting? I could be wrong with how I see it. 100
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026That is both an exciting and terrifying question considering the implications….. 010
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I should note you maybe right and I am noting only one specific story (1st page added) @ashleylynch.bsky.social 150
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You’re actually right. There is an X-men comic where she is shopping and a telepahtic villian is hypnotizing women out on the street and Emma just blasts him away. However she notes that when she passes people, in a local radius, they see her in what they think is the most stylish clothing. 130
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026@gameovergreggy.bsky.social I don’t know what possessed me to make this (sorry @timgettys.bsky.social and Andy, I’m sure you’d do it better) 010
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I’m listening to the story podcast and just the way they describe her is “SO this is you without your perceived flaws….AND she perfectly counters you” 020
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Seriously though the fact you seem to regularly get this has got to be such a weird burden to bear and much less having to do the mental math of if it’s something to take seriously and precautions about. 000
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What in the cocaine fueled ramblings is this?!?! JESUS!!! And not missing the obsession and flagrant violation of boundaries and percieved sense of being “owed” something by this person Ar…..are you a Jedi? Can I see your lightsaber?!?! OOOOO can you make make float!!!!! 100
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Kinda reminds me of Nagisa from Assassination classroom.static.klipy.comNagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom SmilesAlt: Nagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom Smiles 010
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Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I don’t know what I did to change my “for you” suggestions for insta to be “beagle puppies” but…..man I didn’t realize I needed that. 000
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026…..the just gross egregious flaunt of power and everything that goes with that aside…..is….is she trying Verb herself?!?! 120
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 28/08/2026“I mean you two are always SO GLAD we don’t have thumbs so we can’t get into thing…..how’s it feel now!!” 000
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Oh I know what you meant….thats why I added the bad news. 000
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Good news/bad news good news: the idiot in chiefs petty temper tantrums are wearing on the common populous which may tank or drastically change safe red places in Nov Bad new: it’s never gonna be “bad” enough for us to “take it back” we’ve let to many things fester and grow for too long. 100
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026We’ve lost an Icon, a legend, and now a hero…..tomorrow BETTER BE the villian…. 020
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Is that a Bandai Premium? I’ve not seen that one before. 000
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Depending on how the mid terms goes I think option 3 may be more likely. Just due to mounting stress. 121
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It’s a nice quiet Sunday afternoon as slowly wafting into my apartment is a soft notes of a jingle. An ice cream truck jingle…..which then turns horribly sinister as the music begins dramatic shifting between normal and slow as if it was dying SO I may be heading to Silent Hill or something y’all. 010
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026……I mean with, but also because my brain is my brain it is asking “ho….how would it be against you? Like 100 meter dash and whoever gets their first?” 110
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comI See You're A Man Of Culture As Well MemeAlt: I See You're A Man Of Culture As Well Meme 010
Jasonmb @jasonmb.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Man the kid from the 80s animated D&D show REALLY committed to the bit huh….. 010
