Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026That entire John Cale album is some sort of weird Victorian country-ish vibe. This weekend I was thinking another great fit for the 1020 theme would be "Somewhere Near Japan" by the Beach Boys, originally "Fairy Tale Girl" by John Phillips, a fun song with a devastating backstory. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Is this a good place for a "1020" suggestion? One of my favorite songs is on theme, "Half Past France" by John Cale, I found an acoustic guitar cover that might make it work by Thanatos: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py7s...youtube.comHalf Past France (John Cale cover)YouTube video by Thanatos - Topic 110
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 22/02/2026It's always fun to watch hockey players pretending they are still playing hockey after they have dropped their stick. 001
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Some Millennials just changed the music from The Doors to Collective Soul and I've never hated Millennials more than right now. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Biathlon sort of makes me wish the Skeet Surfing was a real thing. 010
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 09/02/2026This was the first Anglican church I visited since I was 4, and it really opened me up to the possibility of church. It was a beautiful service in a beautiful space. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Apparently the President managed to run the Kennedy center like one of his casinos, straight into the ground and closed. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 30/01/2026If Amazon is interested, I'll gladly sell them the option to the story of my life for 5 million dollars. It will likely be a bigger draw than that other one they optioned for 28 million. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Hot take: If you spell words replacing an R with an H, like "chowdah" then you're not a real Bostonian because a real Bostonian doesn't hear the difference between the two. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Pro tip, if your kid is crying about being at the brewery, the rest of us aren't too happy about it either. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026If someone hugs a flag to show you they are patriotic, they probably are not. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 28/01/2026To Kristi Noem, we are all potential dogs to be shot. 001
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I'm watching the bartender trying to find a show to put up on the bar's TV and my thought is, "and people said that watching TV wasn't a valuable career skill" 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Do you know what is even better than screaming babies at the bar? Someone facetiming screaming babies into the bar. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I know this is a joke, but I disagree. I used to reliably get two packs of oyster crackers with my chowder, and now it's always only one. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Since I'm planning on flying internationally tomorrow, let me just say that the President is a brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this country for years to come, and his personal hygiene is above reproach. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I've experienced poor travel times due to weather, aircraft malfunction, missing pilots, tired cabin crews, but this is the first time I've been concerned about Government funding. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 02/11/2025To be honest, I thought the President wouldn't try to starve people till after the mid terms. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 01/11/2025This year is my lamest Halloween costume, I just wore the same clothes from yesterday and went as me from yesterday. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Nothing has given more popularity to socialism than conservatives trying to slander middle of the road social liberal programs as socialism. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Old movies are so weird Director: I want to film a monster movie Studio: Great, make sure it has a rousing dance number Director: But this is a monster movie ... Studio: Look, I don't care what kind of movie you are making, but a movie isn't a movie without a rousing dance number! 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Replacing a multi function building that can be used almost every day with a building that can be used 0 to 4 times a year, just shows a completely lack of aptitude towards resource management. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 28/10/2025It feels like the wrong half of the Government is currently shutdown 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I'm finding myself having to donate more money to help offset the ruling party's incompetence. Is this the winning we were told we would be tired of? 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 26/10/2025They are sickly sweet, and I'm from Boston where we cook them in molasses 110
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 23/10/2025"I have the immune system of a small Victorian boy" - Gen Z coworker 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 22/10/2025In my parents RV resort, many Canadians sold off their lots. 010
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 21/10/2025We haven't seen this much destruction of the White House building since the war of 1812 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 20/10/2025It's interesting to see that the President is confirming he is literally sh*tting on the American people. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 09/10/2025My apartment is so disorganized right now, I'm worried that the President is going to send the national guard over here.... 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Nothing says flourishing as with how LinkedIn says that people "completed" one year at a company. Next time a friend has a one year wedding anniversary, I'll send them a message informing them that they "completed one year of marriage with their spouse" 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Honestly I prefer second breakfast which is it's own proper meal with it's own foods. 130
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 07/10/2025I can't work today, but here is a link to stream The IT Crowd, if school taught me anything, this should cover it. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I used to find it weird that in Star Trek, the cultural canon seemed to end with the 20th century. With the advent of generative AI, this now makes sense. 010
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025The saddest part of Trump's post endorsing fictional med beds, is that's the closest we've gotten to the health care proposal he's been promising us since 2015. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Is Pete Hegseth's makeup room still operating during the shutdown? 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 02/10/2025If people had healthcare, they wouldn't need to use the ER as much and the costs for average Americans. We pay for the healthcare either way. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 01/10/2025If the President's Diet Coke button is still working today, then this government shutdown is a farce. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 01/10/2025So much of our tax payer's dollars were spent fat shaming our military? 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Dang a rehearsal, I was just given a piece of paper and told not to worry, we'll tell you where to stand. 010
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 21/09/2025Apparently what I thought was episode 1 of SNL was actually episode 2, and now the movie about the first episode makes a lot more sense. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 19/09/2025Sadly, Boston at the time could have used hearing the message 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I'm sorry, but for me it's always going to be, "Don't bring me down; Bruce!" 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I feel like my small talk game would greatly improve if I stopped caring about accuracy in what was being said. 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025When I sneeze, I don't always "ah-choo", sometimes I "ah-choo-eee" 000
Jason Malstrom @jasonmalstrom.bsky.social · 09/09/2025If the house wants to bury this whole Epstein thing, why don't they just give it to the Democrats to investigate? 000