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Jason Martin

@jasonm1.bsky.social
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Me and the dog, just about getting by.

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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If Farage goes, Reform are done. It's always been about him, the absolute poster boy for the roundabout painting flag shagger.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
My family did nearly the same route 40 odd years ago. My Mum, sister and I all remember it as thoroughly shite holiday. Driving and camping, with kids. What were my parents thinking of?
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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Charles Bluhdorn: It Has To Be Done
ALT: Charles Bluhdorn: It Has To Be Done
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
They're not getting a mark up quote, they're getting a quote for the work. I'd bat it off. Your profit is none of the client's business.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Absolute pigshit
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Fish pate and cats.
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a man wearing a blue vest and tie is looking at the camera .
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Snap!
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Pretty accurate
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Makes a lot of sense, doesn't it? He's not on Question Time 24000000 times a year mind.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
One vital part missing. What those countries will do if Isreal ignores them. And they will. Meaningless platitudes u less backed with action.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Soz, my point entirely, if they claim to be furious, they have a big enough majority to do something. Nobhead being directed at him, not you.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Don't be "furious", do "something" Nobhead.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
He's married to a German, so he's well qualified.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
If all the village idiots on the planet got together and decided to build their own special village, just for village idiots, Liz Truss would still be the village idiot.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It is, and the version with just Jimmy and a piano is also wonderful
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The US has nuclear weapons, as does Russia. They are both led by fucking lunatics.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 09/06/2025
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Barf
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Can we have weather like this forever please?
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Vegemite is wombat jizz.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Normal Farage. All fart, no poo.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
The silence is strange. Labour's direction of bed sharing with Blackrock is disturbing.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
After reading that, Ugo needs reminding that there's a chap called Justin Tipuric, who without this hype, played with the power of a forward and the skill and pace of a back. Stopping making out Pollock is a unicorn.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This is pretty much it.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Someone's all set for working from home. Rather than a commute, we had an early walk in glorious sunshine at 6.30.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Brass in Pocket, Pretenders. Whining dirge.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Seems like a reasonable response
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Who would have thought that shagging someone else might have a detrimental effect on your marriage
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Good name for a cat.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Eggs are very much becoming Trump's "pork markets" moment.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
He wants the world to respect Trump. Unlucky there Nutlick, the sane world thinks Trump is a mahoosive nobhead. Respect him? My arse.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Got to feel sorry for the US. This will end up with them having to drink the cats piss they brew themselves and call beer.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"Members." Chortle.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Far from perfect. Have you had a water bill in the past few weeks? State endorsed robbery, gifting money to companies who have spent years giving dividends to overseas asset management funds who are their shareholders, with little to no investment in the infrastructure. Now we're paying for it.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Check out the major shareholders. Your money is going to the Qatar Investment Authority and US asset managers.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
And who gets the money? Amongst the shareholders, the Qatar Investment Authority and multiple American Asset management companies. It's beyond shameful.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
The CEO of Severn Trent earns £3.2m, their profits have gone up £42m, so they're going to give their shareholders an extra 4.2%. They have just sent me a bill with an increase of 30% from last year. Why do successive governments allow these companies to steal from us?
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
They can't, just had the same increase. Can you think of any companies other than utilities and insurance where this would be permissible?
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Just received mine from Severn Trent, 30% increase. State sponsored robbery. Thieving bastards.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Her own party did for her. The GOP are gutless, they don't have minerals to do Trump.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I no longer venture into Musk's cesspit, but as with everything Reform do, is it all being played out on there? I'm thinking a really shit episode of Eastenders, "Shut it you slaaaag, leave 'im, ee ain't wurf it".
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
She has an epic schnozz, we are currently sharing prawn cocktail crisps
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
This nobhead is also called Pickle, and also not pedigree
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Blimey, that's somewhat off the beaten track!
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
How do we get MP's pay linked to performance? Seems all the rage these days.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Farage is quickly finding out that grown up politics involves too much hard work and not enough time for grifting. He'll tire of it soon and without him, the "party" will crumble, and all we'll be left with is the lingering aftermath of a really bad fart.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Clearly not to be trusted. What kind of freak curls one at at 3PM?
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
It's the fear in the absolute fact that they've taken a dump in your khazi.
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Looks like the Great Lakes are now collectively known as Lake Mexico
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Jason Martin @jasonm1.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
It's a shame there are so few American politicians brave enough to call this truth
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