Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They're pulling out the big guns. Mike Johnson's charisma could net them tens if not dozens of additional votes 020 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Kash really screwed the pooch on this one. Oh wait, oh no... 0163 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I'm surprised he didn't mention, "there are THOUSANDS of likes on his social media post, it must be right!" 001 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 01/09/2026“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” - George Carlin 020 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I've heard of Bond Vigilantes. Are we now in for a Bond Special Military Operation? What does that even mean? Is military force literally their solution for everything? Why? How??? 010 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Cramer pumping a stock is like the banshee wailing your name. This is the best indicator that the bubble is about to pop 0572 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Everyone who has read the Mistborn books knows that ingesting gold doesn't give you superhuman strength. It lets you see visions of other lives if they had made different choices. So hopefully he had a vision that told him he made a mistake. 040 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Despite being found in possession of the nerve agent, there was not enough evidence to convict the house of being an active participant. It denies all knowledge of the attack to this day. 010 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 30/06/2026So climate change is fake but we're going to normalize suits with shorts? We are living in the dumbest timeline 060 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I know this is a minor point, but generally the stars represent the original 13 colonies so they're missing a couple. It doesn't even get the American symbolism right. 000 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Definitely Sparrowhawk from the Earthsea series. No wait, Quick Ben and Kalem from the Malazan Books of the Dead. They're kind of a package deal. Hmm, or Essun from The Fifth Season... 000 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 09/06/2026No, Louis Pasteur was a pioneer. This guy is just a con man taking advantage of people who want to believe 1400 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 25/05/2026"Do" your own research. NO NOT LIKE THAT!!! 070 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Try the stake and pees. Their grate! 211 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 17/05/2026I started out really liking the first book. The second had some really interesting ideas and was great up until the reveal of the actual Dark Forest theory, which I hated. Then the third book I had to really push myself to finish. I kept hoping it would get better because everyone says it's great. 040 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 16/05/2026An old friend calls and tells us where to meet Her plane takes off from Baltimore And touches down on Bourbon Street 010 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Side A: "Sugar" by The Archies Side B: "Sugar" by System of a Down Side A: "Good" by Better than Ezra Side B: "Bad" by Michael Jackson 020 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 17/04/2026"That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.” - Lovecraft 19:26 000 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 15/04/2026So basically the episode of Silicon Valley where Nucleus crashed right at the knockout in a big UFC fight? 010 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 09/03/2026By your powers combined I am Captain Destroy-the-Planet 0222 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Up until a couple days ago the internet was convinced Angela was coming back. And people were pissed they let those rumors persist as long as they did. Even after Angela denied them they kept on. New singer and song sound fine, but that video is awful. They couldn't have just hired some extras? 110 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 07/02/2026"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." NARRATOR: but they were fooled again... 030 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 06/01/2026We were under constant bombing from Arial. The Times New Roman legions were advancing on our position. War is Helvetica. 1111 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Ten months ago this could have been a headline from The Onion. Five months ago it would have been a NYT Pitchbot post. Now it's just news. 040 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 05/12/2025You mean like if there was some kind of AI bubble? Don't sweat it. I mean what are the chances? 050 0
Reposted by Jason L FernandezJo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest. 1303255323760 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Better to claim plenary authority than ask permission 010 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Please don't tell me they saw "PO..." and thought, "PORTLAND". That's too dumb a theory, right? 190 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 30/09/2025That will only get him to 20 1/2 tops 020 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 26/09/2025The Ottomans are invading! Seriously though, I honestly thought this was a parody when I first saw it and I thought it was hilarious. One quick Google search later and I'm not laughing anymore. We are in the dumbest timeline. 000 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Totally, I love Cholula. There's a Tabasco Sriracha that's also good and Marie Sharp's Smoky Hot Habanero is delicious. 010 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 16/09/2025So many great films. The Sting is absolutely classic. And Sneakers is one of my favorite popcorn movies. I may have to do a marathon of him movies this weekend. He will be missed. 090 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 15/09/2025We used our little brother as rabbit ears because if he moved the UHF channel would go fuzzy 010 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 23/07/2025It's less of a list and more of a Signal chat group 030 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Yeah, he was there the whole time. Robert doing a bit on Breaking News for Sam was hilarious. 020 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 01/07/2025I'm drawing my Hackmaster Plus 12 Sword!! 010 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Oh yeah, it's not supposed to do that 000 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 11/06/2025It will be denied because the real John Scalzi would have said burritos. Imposter 1160 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 06/06/2025It's a perfect day To go and tie one on youtu.be/AG1JpLPuU1Y?... 030 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I thought it was a starry eyed Haro.media.tenor.coma green robot with red eyes is flying over a tiled floorALT: a green robot with red eyes is flying over a tiled floor 000 0
Jason L Fernandez @jasonlfernandez.bsky.social · 08/05/2025The best part is we're so used to his screen name being Tim Onion that we don't even think of him as Ben Collins anymore. 050 0
