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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the age of slop sucks
Google score widget showing the Rockies beat the the Dodgers 7-6 (fake)MLB app box score header showing the Dodgers beat the Rockies 7-6 (real)
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
they have one and Sugano is it, he's 12-5 and pitches better at Coors than away from it??! Lol
Tomoyuki Sugano's home/road pitching splits from MLB.com
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
just got back from a work trip in Bavaria and these were everywhere, even in the dumpy biergarten at the Greek restaurant
Cigarette vending machine in a mens room at Munich airport (cashless)
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
aw no, why?
Screenshot of the post I quoted showing as "Blocked" because OP blocked me
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Fetterman energy
Matt Yglesias
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Royce White? The guy with the crippling anxiety that ended his NBA career after like 5 games?
Jim Downey on the Conan O'Brien Show, now a meme
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
reading @purplerow.bsky.social once again reminded me that KB is still with the team
Kris Bryant
"He hasn't been a big topic this week "
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Elliot Gould as Reuben asking the rest of Ocean's 11 if they got a group rate on transport to his Vegas villa, Bernie Mac (RIP) is in the background wearing a yellow suit.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bottoms winning only Sedgwick and only by 0.7 % is v funny
Screenshot of Colorado Republican governor's primary results by county. Sedgwick county is selected, showing Scott Bottoms winning by 4 votes with 95% reported. It is the only county Bottoms is winning as of this post.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
lol ok, 'officer red-scare'
screenshot from an article in The Guardian from June 23 with some text highlighted to emphasize the irony in the paragraph:

"In an email to the Guardian, Miles noted the irony that one of the Oklahoma state troopers he argued with before his arrest told him that the US was obviously a free society “because you can be out here and you can video all you want to … Go to China, they’d run over you in a tank in Red Square."

According to Miles, he was arrested seven minutes later for using obscene language as he protested against the security crackdown at the reflecting pool."

these cops are soft and this obscenity law is wild infringement on 1A.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
adopted a dog and he's awesome!
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
the expression on Cupid's face lol "I've been chasing you for 1,265 days, bitch, got you now!"
Photo of Julius Kronberg's 'Cupid' (1878) in the Swedish National Museum in Stockholm
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
the bar is under the floor and somehow they have stumbled over it
Screenshot of an article from The Guardian covering the war powers resolution in the US House of Representatives. The highlighted text reads: "it is unclear whether the House version, which is a concurrent resolution and does not need to be signed by the president, carries the force of law,"
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
yes?
zoomed-in screenshot of AI slop shitpost from Greg Abbott's Twitter account. Trump's face is scribbled out and the focus is on a sign being held up by a fan that reads "Texas This State" with a red question mark drawn over the image. The image suggests San Antonio is the home team but the scoreboard shows the Knicks as the home team. AI slop sucks!
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
the schadenfreude is 👌
Zoomed-in cropped screenshot of the photo from the quoted NBA account post showing OKC fans on the sideline clasping their hands and throwing them up in exasperation as the Spurs triumph in 2OT.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I don't think anyone should *have* a second home while anyone else who wants a home remains unhoused
Screenshot of Norman Rockwell's painting "Free Speech"
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
It was all this
close-up shot of someone holding a bottle of Cristal brand beer over an ice chest containing more bottles of the same. Image taken from a still of Star Wars Episode IV that aired on TV in Chile in 2003 with real beer ads surgically spliced into several scenes with cinematic style.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
there's the Rockies I know (derogatory)!
Screenshot of a baseball box score notes section. The team is 1 for 12 with runners in scoring position and has left 7 runners on base, after 7 innings played. Somehow, they are still winning.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
love these fun baseball math oddities
Screenshot of MLB's NL West standings on March 26 after the Giants lost the first and only game of the regular season played on March 25, meaning everyone else in the division is *negative* games back of first place for this brief moment in time.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
dumbass-in-chief
Screenshot of a Guardian article by David Smith from February 28, 2026:

"Trump vies for Bush’s crown for worst foreign policy decision in history"


The US president upended half a century of US foreign policy in an eight-minute video with another act of Middle Eastern regime change.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
love this analysis, more of this tone
excerpt from an analysis article in The Guardian on Feb 21, 2026 by Eduardo Porter, covering the US Supreme Court's ruling against Trump's tarriffs. Highlighted portion: "More importantly, the court had little to say about the corruption at the heart of Trump’s trade war: the incongruous, bullshit arguments Trump has deployed to justify aggression against the world."
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Clippers postgame viewing
Post from @ monicasmovies account with a picture of the movie poster for "Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead"
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
haha yes!
Picture of a red hat with the words Make America Go Away stitched on the side underneath a patch of Greenland's flag
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
bravo, sir!
excerpt from ArsTechnica story on DOGE:

"The bottom line is that government spending increased under DOGE, and there was no noticeable impact on the month-to-month budget"
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
lol yes
Jake Paul about to KO'd
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
gd that's the bleakest positive news on gun shit
Article in The Guardian titled "California shooting marks 17th US mass killing this year - a 20-year low"
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
your terms are acceptable
Screenshot of headline from The Guardian on 11/14/25 : Trump threatens investigation of Epstein links to Bill Clinton and Democratic donors as pressure grows to release files.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
we'll see
Philip Seymour Hoffman as Gus Avrakatos in Charlie Wilson's War, telling Congressman Wilson the parable of the Buddhist monk and the boy.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
imo, Sally has written some really good pieces over the years and today has taken such a massive L as to diminish all of it
Sally Jenkins getting ratioed to the Moon and back for one in a series of steaming bad takes on Charlie Kirk
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Rainbow in the sky over the diagonal highway near Boulder, CO
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
some good news here at the shit carnival
Headlines from The Guardian on September 13, 2025 about Zohran saying he'd arrest Netanyahu if he visited New York, and another saying universities around the world cut ties with Israeli academia over Gaza war.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
so many losses they don't fit on one line
screenshot of Rockies v Giants score from 9/3/25 on the MLB app
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
my team, it is very sick
MLB standings for the NL West 8/12/15
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
the vibes are tasty
taco's posts
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Kyson and Kayson, huh
Partial view of the 2025 MLB draft's 1st round results in a graphical format with each team's logo next to the player's name
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Zionists are a fucking plague
A Zionist pretzel-ing to promote a candidate with anti-Semitic statements on the record because he can't stand criticism of the fascist apartheid state murdering thousands, aka Israel.
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
👋 back!
Waving to a friend as the Rockies get murdered live
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Section 209 at Coors Field
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
same
Little League parade day at Coors Field
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Boog Powell walked so that Scooter Gennett could run
Boog Powell
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
huge "two paths diverged" energy
Screenshot of pitcher matchup stats for Yankees v Rockies on May 24, 2025
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
oooooooof, moach 😢
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
the ball, it was good
Nuggets win!!!Skyline Drumline performing outside Ball Arena after the Nuggets win!
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
watching ball
Nuggets v Thunder, game 6 in Denver at Ball Arena, the Thunder are bitches
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
and we had it coming you can thank the OSS/CIA and a 100+ years of American foreign policy fuckery for those "gifts" Monica
Screenshot of a post by at softtail65.bsky.social

I'll just leave this here with a reminder that 15 of the 19 terrorists on 9/11 were Saudi, and Bin Laden was born in Riyadh.

The last time the Middle East sent the U.S. a plane was 9/11
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
hooooooooooly shit
Screenshot of a post by at geo-resists.bsky.social showing a photo of the twin towers in New York just after the second plane hit on September 11th, 2001. The photo is under a post reading "I'm old enough to remember the last time Middle Eastern Arabs 'sent us a plane'"
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Saw this on a flyer in Denver last weekend, and posting an update here from a friend sharing on Facebook, hope she's found safe soon!
Screenshot of a missing person flyer for Jax Gratton

Missing from Denver, Colorado
Missing since April 15, 2025
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
perfect pairing
screenshot of two posts

Post #1
BENGHAZI

Post #2
I've got chills watching this tribute video
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
😱
Report: Nuggets fire coach Mike Malone
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jason 🌹 @jasonfish.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
the ball in question
View of the nuggets game in shootaround
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