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Jason Clor

@jasonclor.bsky.social
514 followers 777 following 372 posts

Writer, publisher, designer, spider hunter. www.lowerdeckspress.com www.jasonclor.com

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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 10h
Not as well as you, good sir
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm not one to normally support tracking online viewing habits, but keeping a list of people who actually watch this livestream would be instructive
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Gun shoots murder victim”
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A real leader would have told her how soon he'd be dating her
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trying out the Edgar Suit
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man loves a good fisting
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The head is soft just for this purpose
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
WAIT FASTER
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Athleticism X (instinct + determination) = a heckofa play
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pictured: not the student nor the technology nor anything that has ever existed in reality
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No matter how noble your intentions, never try to out-stupid stupid in a stupid contest
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“Our deathbots will only kill SOME of you”
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I thought the way to beat snake oil salesmen was with swift, steady strokes, making sure to snap the wrist
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hot damn
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Got my horse paste, bring it on
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
He took an exciting company full of innovators and drove it into the swamp of mediocrity
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Drop diplomats not bombs
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
And everyone in the room just ignores it, like his corruption, sexism and bigotry
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Revelations gonna revelate
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Easiest unfollow in ages
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Capitalism: a select few will become rich and then perpetuate the falsehood that it was entirely their own doing
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Correction: Trump IS focused on making life better for a select set of Americans, most of whom share his last name
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
This is no good, we’re on top of the monument
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Honestly, more on-brand for a rapey Nazi stormtrooper
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
“Why Don’t Democrats Solve Fox News’ Made-Up Problems Instead of the Real Ones?”
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
What an odd thing for a sandwich to say
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Boomer should just shut up and play ball
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
We unlocked breakfast pizza but rarely use the tech. Shame
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Mike Collins 2026: He’s Really Fucking Old
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Work the balls, JD
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Princess Peach sold separately
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Stop with the slop
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Just a cooler? Rude
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Defenestration for the Fortnight Generation
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You can’t simultaneously revere and ridicule your source material
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
It’s slated to drop right after his new healthcare plan
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I prefer to lead with “I can make you focaccia”
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
WHY MOVIE HURT BRAIN
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why invest in things that benefit everyone when I can invest in things that benefit me
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
“Rational spending” is my new favorite euphemism for market crash
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
A smart woman keeps it in her purse, where it’s more readily accessible
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
And famously Mediterranean actress Ursula Andress
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Burst a blood vessel mid tweet
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Thanks for indicated which parts to read, I was confused
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Truly, this is the final realization of Ted Turner’s dream of CNN
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Until the movie opens, nothing you claim can be fact checked. I say go nuts. “Agamemnon wore Adidas, not Nike sandals”
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
When I was growing up, you read Alan's comics because you knew he was smarter than you and by reading his work it would make you smarter. Nothing has changed
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
If he wants a bunker we should build it and then get him settled and pave over the entrance, he should be pretty safe then
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Jason Clor @jasonclor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
“Blindfold or cigarette, Mr. Trump?”
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