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Jason Bryant

@jasonbryant.bsky.social
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I'm just doing the best I can, but it's hard sometimes.

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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 6h
I feel like I just watched a college professor get possessed by an extremely talented ghost.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Before Carrot Top got buff, there was Adam Sandler (look at his early SNL episodes where he takes off his shirt). Before Adam Sandler, there was Joe Piscop. It's muscular turtles all the way down.
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Rachel Parris @rachelparris.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a little weird that it looks like the same guy in two different outfits.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What do you mean?
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know him in real life? It's Ify, right?
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
100%. There need to be penalties for bad faith claims.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For me it wasn't so much that it jumped the shark as it was a show that I always had mixed feelings about. I tried a rewatch a couple of years ago and got about 5 episodes in before I felt like the show had aged in ways that heightened the bad parts instead of the good.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Travis is the ankle pain that wakes you in the middle of the night.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's impossible for me to read this post without imagining Lindsay holding a sword.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Aliens when to" should be "Aliens went to".
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Harsh but fair.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This was really fun. I'm sure that puppet was even more amazing in person. In my recent Farscape rewatch, one of the things I loved was how often the actors would reach out and grab the puppets, or the puppets would bite the other actors. I don't think I'd be able to resist touching them.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My response after hearing her first sentence was, "What's Elon really like?"
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did they trademark the hat?
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This reminds me of a sign I saw when I was visiting a mountain in China. I suppose you could take it as demotivational.
Picture of a railing at the chair lift on Tai Mountain, China. The sign attached to the railing says in Chinese and English, "No surmonting". They probably meant "surmounting". They probably should have written, "Don't climb over the railing."
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm usually not a fan of "kids these days" complaints, but I can't say he's wrong on this one.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This was the hardest part of her presentation for me. Aliens when to a group of children in Zimbabwe and said, "This planet is screwed up. Fixing it is on you." On them?! They haven't even finished their math homework, what do you mean it's on them?!
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Part of the issue is that written communication with someone whose face you've never seen is a vastly higher % of all communication. Sure, someone in the 80s had no problem saying nasty things to a faceless beurocrat they wrote a letter to. Today, a lot of people spend several hours a day doing that
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't think LLMs can actually feel pain, but people making torture chambers for them feels sociopathic. Like torturing small animals as a way of dipping your toe into enjoying other's pain.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He was the inventor of geese.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like I should enjoy this song more, but I can't help thinking about how many guys will enjoy it by unironically agreeing with the character.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thanks for the clarification.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What is this referencing? I missed something.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
From the BTS episode, the first round took well over an hour. It seemed much shorter to us, but from their point of view, it was already obvious that the filming was going to run really late. His bit doesn't make sense without that context, but his votes don't make sense without the bit.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel like his sword would have very obviously been made out of corrugated box board.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Voice Director: "We need an opera singer falling down." Josh's long lost sister in the production department: "No problem."
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don't know how why they came about, but the reason they are allowed to continue despite the problems is because their members contribute more money to the universities after graduation. Apparently the sense of community that they generate leads to more nostalia and a willingness to give.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to hanger. You're not you when you're hungry. Eat a Snickers.⁣
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's always been laughing at you, Michael.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ooh, new bookmark in my "comics" folder. Thanks for the recomendation, @choochoobear.bsky.social
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm wondering if an upswing in bullying could be traced back to a decrease in teacher and/or school funding.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now + 5 years: Artisanally crafted, no-AI stock photo websites. Now +6 years: Nation rocked by news that no-AI stock photo websites all have tons of AI.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I like to imagine all social media as a party. If someone walked up to me at a party and started screaming, "DEBATE ME!" I would walk away, and nobody would judge me.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Or the "discover" tab, or whatever they call it.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I've come pretty close to that by never touching the "for you" tab.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, whoever does the social media for dropout writes something for the first image that summarizes the whole set, then let's AI spit something out for the other images. They've been doing it that way for awhile. Better than nothing, but not as could as it could be.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
BTW, great job on the Game Changer season finale.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They have to put out a clip of Zach's song. Honestly, that should have been the background music for the season trailer.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I, for one, am glad to finally find out what Magic the Gathering deck Lindsay plays.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank you.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sam: David, Bring me everyone. David: What do you mean "everyone"?
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Angry Gary Oldman Shouts Everyone!
ALT: Angry Gary Oldman Shouts Everyone!
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Zach, I'm with a lot of the other responders on this one. Yes, the potential is great, but the methods Musk has required his people to use to get there are dangeous and should not be supported. We're talking about putting things in people's heads. Taking shortcuts should not be glossed over.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
They can skip the seventh book entirely and I'd be okay with that. As a kid I thought it was depressing. As an adult, I don't need to see most of the family goes to Narnia-Heaven while one member has to deal with losing her whole family.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I saw an argument about a show the other day where someone commented that by episode 5 the characters were "figuring out" the mystery. Someone disagreed, saying that no, they had not figured it out yet. It went on and on, but they were just arguing about "figured" vs. "figuring".
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Most arguements online have at least one side desperately *avoiding* defining terms. People often know the thing they're talking about falls apart when examined, so they'll talk around it as hard as they can.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't think it's one particular ad. I don't think it's as few as a thousand particular ads.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not quite, but he might have broken Vivian.
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm sorry but... <Emperor Palpatine voice>: "Yessss, Mr. Pope, just reach inside the orb! Place your hand within it and feel... the power!"
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Jason Bryant @jasonbryant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That is the loneliest throne.
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