Making dinner: Kid: It says "5 potatoes cubed" which is 125 potatoes. Me: No. It's still 5 potatoes, because potatoes are a root vegetable.

: Good luck with that

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If you're wondering why you are separating the lids from yoghurt cups to recycle them properly, while in a parallel universe nearly 100 private jets arrive for the Bezos wedding, here's why: Because you are better person than each and every one of these massive cunts.