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I've seen some things. So far left I can see the wacko right. If you have zero posts, by coincidence, that is the same percentage chance of me following you back. 🇨🇦 m.imdb.com/name/nm0372138

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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rebitzman 
If Chamberlain just surrendered to Hitler we could have cut 4 years off of WWII

Kushner: If Ukraine had agreed to give up the territories Putin is demanding, we would already have an agreement
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It’s a thought😉
вa r/AmericansinCanada
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Someone has left this note - and this lighter! - at the Halifax grave of Maj.-Gen. Robert Ross, the British military man who burned down the White House.
GENERAL ROSS
- Thank YOU FOR
SERVICE
YoU ARE NEEDED AGAN
u/odd-Crew 7837
Found at the gravesite of Maj.
Gen. Robert Ross
Ross is buried in Halifax, NS
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is beyond insulting, DHS is a depraved institution.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Um, Google?? Are you going to wait for this to happen or are you going to beat him to the punch and just rename it now?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump 

Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be "hotter" than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
But sure, let’s pay the teachers 30k a year and make them buy their own supplies…🤷🏻‍♂️
From threads:
phlash0811 18h

My friend thought that if a Chinese item cost $100 and there was a 30% tariff, China would pay $30 and he would pay $70. So, he thought everything imported would cost less.
I'm sure that's how the POS in the white house thinks it works.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
r/MurderedByWords 4h
Join

I’m Convinced That if Hitler Ran Against Donald Trump, the Democrats Would Vote for Hitler.

odinson753 
Don't be an idiot. Democrats can't vote in republican primaries.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Caught this in the wild 😂
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Don’t you love it when someone does their homework…
Secretary Sean Duffy
@SecDuffy
WELCOME TO PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT *
You can now see DJT printed on the boarding passes for the first time! And guess who made a surprise appearance?
@POTUS called me to speak to the hard-working crew on the ground

@Thesource2026
FYI: If you fly from Palm Beach, FL to Sioux City, IA your ticket will read:
DJT → SUX

If you fly from Fresno, CA to Fukuoka, Japan & then back to Palm Beach, FL your ticket reads:
FAT → FUK → DJT

If you fly from Fukuoka, Japan to Palm Beach, FL your ticket will read:
FUK → DJT

The best for last, Palm Beach, FL → Mount Isa, AU → Fresno, Pendopo, Indonesia, your ticket reads:
DJT → ISA → FAT → PDO u/

Niamh_Nymph
The comeback
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
🎯
The 50 Nerds of Grey
Jack Miladin

Had Canada been treating us fairly, this would never have happened. So, buckle up Canada, you're taking on Goliath.

Janel Comaeau
hey quick question does Goliath win in that story
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Australia, New Zealand Canada and other small and medium-sized countries are done with this man and his enablers:
I Fucking Love Australia

... 
Twelve hours after telling his negotiators to come home, Mark Carney stood up in Ottawa and did something no one in Washington saw coming, because none of the bastards own a library card.
He quoted a sixty-year-old slogan. Seven polite little words: "We are masters in our own home."
Sounds like a tea towel, right? Mate, that phrase is dynamite with a bilingual fuse. It's the battle cry Quebec used in 1962, right before it seized the fucking power stations. And the bloke who just aimed it at Washington owns the grid half of America's northern border runs on, two-thirds of America's imported crude, the uranium, and the fertiliser.
Trump thinks he's in a trade war. He's actually standing in a house where the other bloke holds every lever, and on Saturday the other bloke smiled and mentioned it. In two languages. With the pulse of a man ordering a flat white.
The full breakdown is live: the hidden threat in the speech nobody clocked, the energy numbers that should terrify the White House, the Doug Ford playbook that started it all, and the question Canberra's too gutless to answer.
King Carney doesn't forecast the weather anvmore. He makes it.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Very relatable…
finwise @finwisepov
My bank, who passed all 14 interest rate rises onto my home loan account, but only half of them onto my savings account, just sent me some tips on how to identify financial scammers
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Image of Bernie Sanders, Maier of New York and AOC
Larry Elder tweets something dumb and the reply is below

larryeldershow © 19h
Three socialists walk into a bar and say,
"Bartender, drinks are on you!" 

jpizzovizzo 18h
+ A conservative walks into a bar, and all the women start covering their drinks.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Have a lovely Sunday🌹
marcoscolon63 1d
Jesus is coming. This is not a theory it's a fact. It's not a maybe, but a very soon, Jesus Christ is coming soon.
brcremer 5h
He's already here. He's the refugee detained for simply seeking asylum from political violence. He's the hungry kid no longer getting SNAP benefits.
He's the sick grandmother no longer getting healthcare. He's the homeless arrested for sleeping outside. We will be judged by him by how we treat them: Matthew 25:31-46.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
President Chickenhawk
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
No words…
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
r/MurderedByWords

I mean, they're not wrong
Elon
@Elonspacemedia
I'm simply trying to do the greatest amount of good with the limited time I have on Earth."
- Elon Musk
• • •
@MuskTillDawn
Well you fucking suck at it.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
this guy isn’t gonna show up for a few weeks

r/SipsTea 1d
Self own marketing

Michael Y
People saying that the rebrand from Twitter to X is the most failed rebranding in history, but they made 2.5 billion last year so how is Twitter failing?

James
You literally just called it Twitter.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🙂
The before, and after pictures of a woman getting a face lift. First comment says looks like same. Doctor who did it replies it’s a facelift, not witness protection.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
r/RealTwitterAccounts 10m
The real job thieves
Nina Turner
Follow
@ninaturner

It's odd that it's always framed that other countries "stole" American jobs, and not that the ultra wealthy shipped our jobs away for a quick buck.
10:46 • 13 Apr 25
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Apparently, Elon‘s not going to share any of his trillionaire windfall. Who could’ve guessed🤷🏻‍♂️
r/RealTwitterAccounts 49m
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Elon switches to learning at home
r/WhitePeopleTwitter 15h
Elon switches to learning at home
Elon Musk 

Even at the $250,000/year pre-school I send my kids to, the specter of socialism rears its ugly head, with teachers insisting the children learn to share.
Guess it's home schooling from here on out!
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
FLORIDA
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Someoe pulled this out of their San Recto.
Paul White Gold Eagle @PaulGoldEagle

BREAKING: 675 ballots for Spencer Pratt found in a dumpster in San Recto. Federal authorities are on scene.Let the games begin
H/T Christian Cole

Readers added context
No city named San Recto exists in California, making the claim of ballots found there impossible. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_m...
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
updating Forrest Gump for the Age of Trump: Stupid is as stupid thinks.
Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
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US trade deficit widens by the most in nearly 34 years: reuters.com
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
😂😂
Rep. Clay Higgins • @RepClayHi... • 3h You millennial leftists who never lived one day under nuclear threat can now reflect upon your woke sky.
You made quite a non-binary fuss to save the world from intercontinental ballistic tweets.


Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom
Replying to @RepClayHiggins
We're not entirely sure what this tweet is supposed to mean, and we're literally the dictionary.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Will there be lions?
An aerial photograph of the White House with the huge structure for the UFC fights requested by Trump.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
His beauty sleep makes him look more Russian. Nice flat top.
Photograph of Donald Trump’s sleeping in his office chair during the afternoon.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
darebear.23
Fun fact: Bonobo monkeys, who we share 98.7% of our dna with, are matriarchal and very peaceful. There has only been one record of them killing one of their own and it was a group of females beating the brakes off a male monkey for touching an infant. In light of the Epstein files, I do believe it is time we start taking notes ladies.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Pretty much sums it up...

9 r/RealTwitterAccounts

@najam_ali
BREAKING: After careful analysis, top White House insiders confirm President Trump's Iran policy can be summarized as:
Monday: "Total war!"
Tuesday: "Best deal ever coming!"
Wednesday: "They called me, very nice people" Thursday: "MAXIMUM PRESSURE!!!"
Friday: "We're very close to a deal" Saturday: "Iran must be destroyed"
Sunday: posts golf score
Attention stock & oil traders: Your cardiologist should be on speed dial.

One man, seven days, seven different Iran strategies.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
More of this please.
r/RealTwitterAccounts 18m

THIS IS HOW YOU INTERVIEW TRUMP AND SHOW THE WORLD WHO AND WHAT HE IS
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O'DONNELL: In [the suspected shooter's] manifesto, he wrote that I'm no longer willing to permit a p*dophile, *pist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes. What's your reaction?
TRUMP: I was waiting for you to read that because I knew you would because you're norrible people. I'm not a r*pist. I didn't r*pe anybody. I'm not a p*dophile. Excuse me. You read that crap from a sick person. I was totally exonerated. You should be ashamed of yourself, reading that. You're a disgrace.
O'DONNELL: Oh, do you think he was referring to you?
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Free speech is free as long as you agree (comply) with me.
r/RealTwitterAccounts
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A Florida student was arrested and charged with a felony for making a joke about Netanyahu on Whatsapp. Not a single one of us is free when mocking a foreign leader and/or goverment that is committing genocide can land us in jail.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
His mind is a trampoline, each bounce is the opposite and the same thought simultaneously at the same time. We can know more penetrate his mind than we can know what’s happening in Schrodinger’s box.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
can’t say I’m looking forward to season two of War with Iran by the improv team of Trump-Vance. seems like quite a bit of money to spend on a one-week season while introducing the Pope as a Super villian in the 2nd season is clearly a bridge too far. Two dumbasses at the head of the USA is overkill!
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
🤷🏻‍♂️
Photograph of President Trump trying to look tough

r/RealTwitterAccounts 

Dreaming of a better life together...

Trump says his life was better before he became president 

Dude everybody's life was better before he became president
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A photograph of people at a March called no kings, there’s a poster someone made with a picture of Trump on it and then it says does this ass make my country look small?
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Honest to God, can someone caption their pictures so we know which one is which?
Image is a picture of Melania Trump alongside a humanoid robot. American flags can be seen on poles flanking the two. Interior shot.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
👇🏼
r/RealTwitterAccounts
No Kings, Just Founders

John Ekdahl • @ JohnEkdahl

Does this "No Kings" messaging make a lick of sense to anyone outside the far left?
•••
Heath Mayo @ HeathMayo and 

The 56 signers of the
Declaration of Independence, for starters.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
The real life Jabba the Hutt
A particularly ugly picture of President Trump, he looks a little like Jabba the Hutt
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
"Apparently, I’m an idiot." She speaks for tens of millions.
r/Real TwitterAccounts 5m
So many faces, so little leopards 
Republicans against Trump

Reporter: If you could say something to Trump, what would it be?
PA voter: You're a worthless pile of sh*t.
Reporter: How many times did you vote for him?
PA voter: 3 times. That was my bad. Apparently I'm an idiot.
You're a worthless pile of s***.
AMANDA ROBBINS
PENNSYLVANIA RESIDENT
From Mike Sington
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Because of course he would...
John Bourscheid = * • X.com
@bourscheid
#BREAKING: Senior White House staff are saying Trump is UNregretting the decision to strike Iran, having assumed being a wartime president would result in the same 80%+ approval ratings GWB received. Sending our troops to die for poll numbers. Unbelievable.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Nothing to see here, move along folks.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Looking at this poll of Trump's approval ratings by various groups, I find it hard to argue that well-off white voters are not as smart as Hispanic and Black voters.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Was Stephen Miller not listed on the poll, or did the Dems beat him out too?
NBC News Poll
Voters hold negative views of AI. In fact, the only topics less popular in the survey were the Democratic Party and Iran.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Says it all...
A picture of a torpedo hitting the Iranian destroyer this past week week, it says “torpedoes must be the only pedos the US government are willing to fire.“
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
😂😂 there is no hypocrisy like MAGA hypocrisy.
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jashead @jashead.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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