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Jarvis

@jarvob.bsky.social
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Red Star’s Dad | Wrexham AFC | Liverpool FC Born and raised in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 | Grew up in London 🇬🇧 Getting old in Miami Beach 🇺🇸

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Gavin @olliedogbone.bsky.social · 2h
Slick passing to celebrate Rathbone’s birthday. #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 2h
Only one other draw today so we gained a point of almost half the league! My pint is half full. #askwxm Up to 14th!
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 2h
Remember, their goal was jammy - all came from a charged-down shot of ours that just fell for their fast #16 and then we did a terrible job of sending Szmodics down the line #askwxm And we had all those corners (24 crosses!) and a few ping-pong moments in their box
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 2h
Robbed of all three points by a lino who clearly - and I mean CLEARLY - does not know the rules #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 2h
Just confirming that the officials are all dickwads by blowing up when we had a corner #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 2h
Hyam’s looked great in that slot today, filled in admirably for Doyle. #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
I thought it WAS him!
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
COME ON, LETS HAVE ANOTHER ONE! #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
It’s a short convo, we’re shite at them; defensively too if Kieffer doesn’t win the first header
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Why was there no offside given there! That’s just wrong - fucking lino #askwxm what a dickhead
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
I genuinely think if we scored one, we’d get two #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Feels like their #6 has won every header from our multiple corners. We might as well play them short #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
My theory is that Arthur’s agent was after a big new deal and Parky wasn’t convinced, and clearly fancied Patto more. I think the timing, as AO was coming into the last year of his deal, was key. #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
What Mark’s saying about Clark, you can say the same about Brewster too #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Couldn’t hit a cow’s arse with a banjo 🪕 🐮 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Presactly
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
WE ARE GOALSHY 😤 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
That run just then was immense! Exactly what we need! #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Must be 🫩
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Unlucky Imray. Great first touch #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Give us this day our #wxmbread
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Just telling the lasses in the boulangerie at halftime about the lino, and even they knew the offside rule better than him #askwxm 😤🥖
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
He flagged without thinking it was a Derby header 🤦 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
Football officials are inept shocker. Just wait until we get to the Prem where they’re corrupt as well! 🤑 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 3h
I think they changed it for VAR for when there’s a tiny deflection - what Mark was saying there. But this was just a clear header, no question. #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
Those officials knew they’d messed that up then #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
The defender headed it straight back to Whiteman whether he intended to or not. Clearly #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
That can’t have been offside. That’s just wrong! What a horrendous ref this is #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
Wasn’t “Mouse-Ridden Hedgehog House” an EP by The Sultans of Ping? @askwxm.bsky.social #askwxm 🐭 🦔 🐭
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
We appear to have forgotten we have a midfield again #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
Bwoah, what was in LOB’s mate today? Ketamine by the looks 🧉 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
This ref is SO random #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
It’s like we’ve remembered we have a midfield too #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
Kabore well within his rights to shoot from there. Shoot better, mind! #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
I’ll give an early yellow but then no other fouls in the rest of the game 🤡 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
Decent hit by Ekonmie there 👊🏻 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
GBH on Kieffer there, but because he’s given an early yellow it’s not even a foul this time 🫪 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
You’re going to need to neck a few of those today to numb the pain 🫩 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
I refer to my earlier point: “Bobby Clark and Sam Szmodics are likely to give us the run around 😵‍💫” #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
For those watching in black and white, Derby are playing in white and black, and Wrexham are playing in black and white #askwxm ⚫️🐑
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
It’s in Miami? Wow, it must’ve been windy 🌪️
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 4h
Hoping Worrall doesn’t look as rusty as he did last time he played. Assume he’ll take the middle spot and Hyam shifts to the left? Or will they swap around? #askwxm Bobby Clark and Sam Szmodics are likely to give us the run around 😵‍💫
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Disney’s Mark Griffiths @askwxm.bsky.social · 5h
Surprising team news - lots of unexpected #Wxmafc injuries! #Askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 5h
And yet Harry Wilson plays for Leeds today, make it make sense 🫩
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 5h
Oooooh a rainbow 🌈 Last time I went to Pride Park, for a third round FA Cup game, it hammered down before the match #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 5h
Yay, here’s @askwxm.bsky.social with his freeform jazz scat warmup and injury news update 🗞️ #askwxm He’s right, we have issues!
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 5h
Red Star doesn’t seem as bothered as I am about our injury crisis 😹 #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 5h
Fans of watching Vyner warm up have been well catered for so far #askwxm
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 6h
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Jarvis @jarvob.bsky.social · 7h
Someone is awake and raring to #askwxm 😻
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