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Jacob Aronoff

@jaronoff.com
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OpenTelemetry Maintainer I’d just like a bagel please

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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 09/09/2026
seems spigen didn't update their copy
spigen case maker website showing three blocks "Compatibility Iphone Ultra.", an image of the case on phones, "Spigen, the original standard."
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 02/09/2026
did you like my pringles man
a very terrible line drawing of a man with an oval head, long yellow parted hair, raised yellow eyebrows, and a long mustache
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 17/08/2026
another day another github outage 😭 this is now two biz days in a row of this, friday was a massive runners/actions outage
the github rainbow unicorn logo with text under it stating "no server is currently available to service your request. sorry about that. please try refreshing and contact us if the problem persists" below that are general link for support and status.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 28/06/2026
Got these amazing fried chili snacks as well as a ton of Lahpet!
A plastic container with a ton of fried chilis with sesame seeds inside. The chilis are orange red and brown.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 10/11/2025
im setting a width/height boundary but it's looking very very wrong. I think we're gonna go watch a movie so this is a tomorrow problem.
a relatively blank webpage with the words tanstack in the top left corner, a blue rectange in the upper left quadrant below the top bar and a few sporadic parts of a map of london.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 09/11/2025
we passed by the source of charcuterie on the way here.
a dot on a map next to a label that says "Bread and Cheese Island"
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 09/11/2025
Shh the Shinkansen are asleep
Three next gen Acela trains. Each train has a blue coat of paint on top of a white coat of paint with a long nose.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 27/08/2025
Running errands in Astoria and saw this awesome contra flow bike lane! Not pictured is a line up of bikes using it!
A quiet street in Astoria. A green sign on the left of the image with the white text “35 Av”. A car waits on the opposite side of the street on a one way street. To the right of the car is a large median followed by a bidirectional wide bike lane.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 29/05/2025
oh okay then. thank you have a nice day.
a notification from air canada that says This flight is operated by Air Canada.
Seat selection for this flight is not available through Air Canada. Please complete your seat selection with Air Canada
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 15/05/2025
Thinking recently about how the internet became real life in the food world before anything else. So many early blogs were for recipes and restaurants, then SEO became make or break.
A busy street in New York City. Some planters sit below a sign with a simple drawing of a yellow elephant. Next to the elephant is a sign for a restaurant called Thai food near me.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 07/05/2025
this is a panang curry w/ half crispy tofu and half simmered tofu
an orange-ish panang curry with a seared shallot and topped with thinly sliced lime leaf. there's eggplant and tofu in the sauce.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 02/03/2025
it's odd because the opengraph site isn't showing any issues www.opengraph.xyz/url/https%3A... nih.gov ^^ you can see this is working fine. It's very possible that they're messing with the DNS, or that they're modifying the HTML data here which is how the cards populate. I'm doing some more 🔎 rn
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 25/11/2024
This is exactly what you would say if you wanted to reserve a washing machine
A white washing machine with a yellow sticky note that says “machine is broken, it will eat your $$$”
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 25/11/2024
Baking TL cleanse… made these mini bika ambon from Christopher Tan’s most recent book. They came out way better than I expected and I FINALLY got tunnels!!
A group of stacked little cakes. Each cake is a dark yellowish brown and shaped like a spiral Bundt cake. The cakes are stacked in a pyramid. They glow in the morning light from a nearby window. A single cake, half eaten glows by the nearby greenish light. The cake is a dark brown with a yellow interior with lots of tunnels that go from the bottom to the top of the cake. The green light has a black base with an embossed “OnlyNY” logo.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 13/11/2024
me seeing friends having fun and giving talks at kubecon when i'm not going this year
homer simpsons looking sad and giving a thumbs up. homer is wearing a hospital gown.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 18/10/2024
I adore the George benson cover
The George benson cover of many Beatles songs. On the right the tracks are you never give me money, because, come together, oh darling, here comes the sun, I want you, something, octopus’s Garden and the end.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 12/10/2024
How I spent yom kippur
An old wizard pondering the orb
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 17/09/2024
cranberry, PA type zip code
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 08/04/2024
I already saw multiple eclipses today, idk why everyone’s looking up
Blue and green eclipse brand gum
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 23/02/2024
Most depressing thing about the article is that this is what the UI looks like now
A safari window with the linked article barely readable because it’s surrounded by a mountain of ads
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 23/02/2024
here we go
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 26/01/2024
Was i quoted by @swordsjew.bsky.social in the recent sandwich newsletter? I'm not sure, but I'm going to chalk it up to a yes. Thank you for reminding of the glorious food creations of the past
Informally, this sandwich has (obviously) been invented in parallel in the US and called different stuff, like the “hotdurger.” I can’t believe I had to type that word with my human hands.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 22/10/2023
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 04/10/2023
my friend thinks he found it... it's some creative recruiting spam! hooray!
"my friend i think they have a very lucrative job offer for you." a friend says to me. He links an image of an upwork listing for the company contacting me from the previous skeet.
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 04/10/2023
what do we think is going on here? Like is this spam? For what purpose? why me? Is this some type of phishing? what's the attack vector? i simply do not understand what's happening
a github commit with a comment from a new random user "INOO8X" asking "HEY CAN WE CONNECT PLEASE MAIL AT INNO8X@GMAIL.COM"
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 01/08/2023
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 27/06/2023
is this what happens when u try tweeting now?
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 09/06/2023
Love some masshole error messages
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 05/06/2023
I yearn to be behind a tiny window in a sweaty ass kitchen, what’s wrong with me
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 16/05/2023
Was reminded of my favorite acknowledgments section of all time today
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 15/05/2023
*chefs kiss*
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 28/04/2023
This is the only car that should b on the roads
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 26/04/2023
Styled Bluesky with Arc's Boost functionality for a pretty clean looking interface that matches my Arc theme :)
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 21/04/2023
Amazing to see everyone for the OpenTelemetry operator session at KubeCon!
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Jacob Aronoff @jaronoff.com · 21/04/2023
Great talk at Kubecon about multi cluster services and the gateway API using Romeo and Juliet as an analogy!
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