jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Making my students freak tf out by telling them my favourite football team is Real Madrid but my favourite footballer is Lamine Yamal 010
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel the time has finally come that the next time Civ 7 goes on sale on steam I am copping 101
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 22/09/202619 year old French twink wants me to call him daddy. Sure what the hell 100
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The first guy I ever dated literally a decade ago and only for one month who I’m pretty sure cheated on me started randomly liking my insta stories over the past few weeks. He and his ex must have broke up bc I started seeing his ex on grindr and sniffies 💀 020
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Zoomer sitting next to me on my flight whipped out a pack of zyn several times and ngl I got close to asking if I could bum one 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 12/09/20269/11 turned out to be wild. At my little cousin’s wedding rehearsal dinner, lady gaga has a baby, it’s charli xcx music fashion film tour opening in Philly, and I swipe up on my ex’s insta story 011
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I love staying up so late in the US that I can see my Europeans online waking up the next day 100
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Spain just beat France and I’m on my way to the gay cruising bar. I will not miss my flight tomorrow I will not miss my flight tomorrow I will not miss my flight tomorrow 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 12/07/2026When trade is obsessed with you because you’re fem but they want you to top 010
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Drive around and drink four loko, long island ice tea, and monster (the white one)? Is she trying to die? 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Kinda fucked up that Madonna’s new album didn’t drop at midnight in Spain so I couldn’t listen to it on my way to the bathhouse 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Went to the Spanish eye doctor and she told me that I had perfect 20/20 vision with my glasses on. Isn’t that the point of wearing glasses? Like tell me how bad my vision is without glasses 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 22/06/2026The masc gays hate the fem gays at the club until they need someone with a cunty fingernail to do drugs off. You’re welcome 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 12/06/2026My gay flatmate’s boyfriend is visiting and they’ve been fighting off and on for months. They broke up immediately before we saw bad bunny and when he was away crying, another flatmate caught the boyfriend looking at my ass 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 05/06/2026A third grader asked me for my Fortnite gamertag and I gave it to him ugh I’m so unprofessional. Somehow now the fifth graders got it too 100
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Grindr bio updated with the tags of my ten favourite Madonna albums ✅ 010
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Detour is a serious contender for album of the year for me, but Kim writing a song called Korea about not being able to let someone go hits a little too close to home 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 01/06/2026So many gays are upset that Madonna is occupying grindr but I love it. These children need to know who the queen is in this motherfucker 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Charli and Marina are in London at the same time, but Pope Leo will be in Madrid while Bad Bunny, Conan Gray, and Ethel Cain are here 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Cute Spanish guy who made my acai bowl told me that my Spanish is good 😍 tell me more 110
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Need for Speed by Kim Petras will definitely be in my top 5 songs of the year 010
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Europeans really love using the new instant feature on Instagram 100
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The people on both sides of the debate over the change to Philly Pride are so fucking annoying 010
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 14/04/2026This person’s tinder bio literally says “nonbinary trans, poly, and bi/pansexual but I don’t like labels in general” you can’t make this shit up 030
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 13/04/2026My ex finally deleted my profile from his hbo max account lol I’m surprised I still have access at all 010
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 12/04/2026Starting a toxic relationship with an Italian just for the thrill of it 100
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Automatically blocking the grindr account whose name is “Mr. Brightside” 100
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My screen time went up but it’s because I started playing PokemonGo again so it doesn’t count 000
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 16/02/2026A top that doesn’t suck dick, okay. A top that doesn’t eat ass, what the fuck are you doing? 010
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 11/02/2026How can you tell the difference between being hungover the next morning and being still a little drunk the next morning 020
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 09/02/2026People who think they’re woke complaining that Bad Bunny brought out Lady Gaga 😭 if you hate women and/or queer people just say that 120
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 09/02/2026If sombr tells me to bark for him, I’m putting on a leash and a fucking pup mask and getting down on all fours 001
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 15/01/2026It’s kinda homophobic for clubs not to have toilet paper, soap, toilet seats. Like girl I gotta drop off the kids 020
jared @jaredxcx.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Got called a faggot in Spanish by some Spanish men for the first time that I know of, but then they started playing with my hair so maybe it was a compliment 210
