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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 5h

Lol, that's not even the most uncomfortable part.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 5h

"Blister in the Sun" is about the closest we could get.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 5h

What a weird reference. Are we talking the Living Daylights version where he is defeated by a statue?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Well, between the Packers and Brewers, I think I lost a few years off my life this weekend. But I found out I get to go to the game next week. Haven't been to one since 2019.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

2005. Yeah, looks like the Brewers finished at .500, so that counts.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It was probably true in 2018. Any other time between then and 1982?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

How many more times are the Packers going to shoot a gap, completely whiff in the backfield, and turn a no-gain into a run for 7+?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I mean, you can throw it. Just don't take an unnecessary shot at the endzone.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What fumble goes 10 yards in a perfect spiral?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

You'd still have Steno in charge of the offense. Nothing would improve.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gee, why do almost none of our offensive coaches get hired by other teams?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Seriously, does anyone keep stats on injuries per stadium?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Someone needs to search Senate transcripts and see if bestiality has ever been mentioned so many times in one hearing.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Safe to say Friday Pack-a-Day is never making predictions again?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm ready for the version of the Joker pool cue scene starring Stenavich and Butkus.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Well, not the nepo baby crew chief.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Most of the time, I'd say it was the right call, but the blocking hasn't been good enough.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

He still needs to find a way to make it sound like the Packers did something wrong.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

When neither OL can block anything.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So the Vikings can get these weak calls their way, but the Packers can't get a late hit out of bounds on the kick return?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Two totally different plays. Williams did everything he could to avoid it.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The son of the Gun Show can't stand not being the center of attention.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

And now it seems like the defense is backing off after Murray got hurt.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

The o-line situation makes me nervous, but glad to be back. #GoPackGo

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Are these all the kids Simon Pegg kicked out of the pub in Hot Fuzz?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Can't improve on perfection. Unless you wear the right socks, right @jonmeerdink.bsky.social?

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I keep reminding myself that his parents lived to 93 and 88 just to temper my hopes.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

When your MAGA father-in-law says he's "researching Islam for a presentation at church".

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Oh God Help Me

ALT: Oh God Help Me

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

This one is probably going to escape consequences the way Harding did.

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Jared Van Dyke @jaredvandyke.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

But Robert! I've been reliably told that eggs were expensive and pronouns were scary.

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