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@jaredthfc.bsky.social
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COYS / Bolts⚡ / ⛳ / NoDak 🏒 / Minnesota Sports / 🇮🇪 music / amateur book nerd 📚 / might post in Norwegian sometimes / he/him

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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 3h
I turn on the NHL pregame and the first person on my screen is Charles Barkley. Are ever going to get decent coverage of this sport or...?
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Don't want to overreact to one game but letting this guy walk and then signing John Carlson as a replacement is looking damn good right now
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOCKEY IS BACK
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Cute Baby Cheering with Passion
ALT: Cute Baby Cheering with Passion
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sources telling me that as a punishment for the 115 charges, City have to turn over operations to Vinai and Johan. Tough sanction for sure but necessary.
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Americans are going to somehow squeak this out, learn absolutely nothing from the past 3 days, then get completely caved in at Adare next year
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's still ridiculous to me that Geoff Ogilvy is building a golf course 5 miles from my house. Sure the membership is $200K so I'll never play it but still.
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Watching the Americans all implode at the same time is a wonderful warmup for the UND game
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh please god let the internationals win the Presidents Cup it would be so damn funny
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Am I blind or are they seriously suggesting that there are 100 shows better than Malcolm in the Middle?
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Currently in the middle of: A Man Called Ove- Fredrik Backman Syria's Secret Library- Mike Thomson (nonfiction) Chain Gang All Stars- Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Don't forget: if Earth, Wind, and Fire see their shadows tonight we get 6 more weeks of September
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
STOP THE COUNT!!!
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chickens > Eagles COYS
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is fun. We should just score 7 goals every match imo.
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Men aren't even going to score 6 all season I don't think
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Olivia Holdt is very very good imo
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Olivia Holdt is very good imo
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Olivia Holdt is good imo
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Not enough Norwegians in the Spurs lineup today imo
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's preseason and it's 2 teams I don't like, but HOCKEY HAS RETURNED TO MY TV
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Tyler Avolia: Cheering Pittsburgh Penguins Baby
ALT: Tyler Avolia: Cheering Pittsburgh Penguins Baby
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Turns out movable object beats stoppable force
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah he's a bad manager that sucks at evaluating players but at least he's also an unlikable asshole
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can't (legally) watch Spurs or the F'ing Hawks today because streaming sucks. But that's ok because 12 hours from now HOCKEY IS BACK
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Telephone by Percival Everett
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peter 하영호 @thepeterha.com · 16/09/2026
If I have any followers in the US that work in PR/Comms, I'd love to chat. If you know anyone that does work in PR/Comms, could you please connect me? I'll share the full story later, but the job I thought I got in May turned out to be some elaborate scam, and I'm just collateral damage.
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just got my covid/flu shots at work and with my new superpowers I'm able to see into the future that Spurs will score a goal today
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
FYI: your books make excellent pillows @scalzi.com
A fat tabby cat using a book as a pillow
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well I guess there's always next season SKOL
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The last half hour of Hot Fuzz is the greatest film of all time imo
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well that was a great use of 2 hours
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Final third more like final turd coys
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Fuck it bring back Sonny
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don't do that again @ Kinsky
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The worst part is knowing that Brennan at the back post is coming but not knowing when
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Second half tactical adjustment: keep playing well but also score goals.
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Spurs play today AND the Vikings are back tomorrow!
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Sideshow Bob Rakes Gag
Alt: Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A couple of 100+ year old films, a Palestinian film, and the worst film of all time. Quite the range!
My recents on Letterboxd
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm sorry WHO has a hat trick against the Loons tonight???
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
PICK 6 LESS THAN A MINUTE IN CAW CAW MFERS
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Come On You F'ing Hawks
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North Dakota Fighting Hawks Mascot Dances on Campus
ALT: North Dakota Fighting Hawks Mascot Dances on Campus
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
STOP THE COUNT
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
What's the longest a team has gone without scoring to start a season? Asking for a friend.
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I need to turn off Big Willy Lanks goal notifications for my mental health
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS COYS
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spurs playing at 9AM on day 1 of a long weekend should be illegal (Unless we win coys)
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Jared @jaredthfc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Does anyone know how to change the difficulty level on this thing?
Bsky user JaredTHFC having no fans
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