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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

PEOPLE OF EASTON: Ya busy Thursday? Well, you are now. I'm HEADLINING the Avalon Theatre (spelled the classy way) to help celebrate 20 years of Shore Legal Access! Let's have some fun. avalonfoundation.org/event/shore-...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Hey @washingtonian.com... "use to"? "An squeamish construction worker"? Is a copy editor a bridge too far?

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I'm delighted to announce I'M GOING ON TOUR WITH @emophilips.bsky.social! For two delectable legs of his "Guaranteed No Cannibalism" Tour, yours truly will be setting the table for him. Catch us from Motor City to Memphis! Tix and info here: jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

INJURED? CALL UNFROZEN CAVEMAN LAWYER!

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This is getting ridiculous. Thanks to everyone who voted. I am not worthy, but at least I know that. jaredstern.com/2026/07/16/f...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Did you know today is National Haiku Day? Did you know that John Irons and I wrote a book that's chock full of haiku about YO MAMA? Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama is just a click away! Makes a great Mother's Day gift... read.amazon.com/kp/embed/?as... #poetrysky #booksky

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Big comedy weekend incoming: Fri & Sat: I headline one of the clubs that helped give me my start on the road, Cozzy's in Newport News, VA! Sun: I'm back headlining one of my favorite rooms, The Cellar Door in Frederick, MD! Check me out at your nearest convenient location. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

What a time to almost not be alive! Might as well laugh at some pithy observations. Howabout next weekend? Cool. See you there. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Look at all the chances you have to LAUGH IN (or near) MY FACE in April... jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Heed the promo. Avoid the FOMO. www.churchofsatirecomedyclub.com/event-info/c...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Do you like fun? Here are some chances to experience it IN PERSON! jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Did you know that February is National Haiku Writing Month? Well, I took care of the heavy lifting for you and wrote 100 haiku about YO MAMA! Linked below for your purchasing convenience. But, since Amazon is the devil, if you want a physical copy, hit me up. shorturl.at/fqumW #poetrysky #nahaiwrimo

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Condorman will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

One last show for 2025 at one of my favorite spots, the DC Improv! It's a Hanukkah showcase, and it's gonna be lit. www.dcimprov.com/shows/lounge...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

No need to rack yours! Just click this convenient link to buy my new book: Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama! shorturl.at/9Ob5J #booksky #poetrysky

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Had a great time working with @emophilips.bsky.social at the Comedy Attic this weekend.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Hello, Animal Control? I'd like to report a mass murder.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Thanks for sticking your ears Between Two Sterns! jaredstern.com/between-two-...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

A corny-copia of comedy to be thankful for as we head into the holidaze! Pick a date and join the fun. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Remember, remember my shows in November. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 27/10/2025

Hey Fredericksburg, VA! You've got a killer show coming your way. Heed the promo, avoid the FOMO. www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-in-...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 13/10/2025

PA! VA! NC! The Mild Amusement Express is heading your way! jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 06/10/2025

PEOPLE OF FREDERICKSBURG: You have an amazing opportunity to laugh your faces off. Click the link to avail yourself of it. laugh.fxbgcomedyscene.com/comedy-nov7

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

It's National Poetry Day in the UK! It's not exactly iambic pentameter, but here's a great book for the budding poetry enthusiast in your life: Seventeen Hundred Esoteric Syllables About Yo Mama 100 Yo Mama joke haiku. Enjoy! a.co/d/dxuMR6B #nationalpoetryday #booksky #poetrysky

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

The tail end of September and torso of October are gonna be fun. If you like fun, you should check out a show or two. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Here's your Friday Winnie fix. Sun's out, snoots out.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

We're about a month away from a fun show in Georgetown, MA. Goats, alpacas, and ME! fareharbor.com/embeds/book/...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

They're just leaving this crap out in the sun.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

Are you or someone you know going to be in Bethany Beach this weekend? ME TOO! We should hang out! I know the exact place and time... dickensparlourtheatre.com/calendar

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

If I did the math right, and that's never a given, today marks 50 days 'til I turn 50 years old. So I made a thing. Join me as time passes, won't you?

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

Here's your Friday Winnie fix. Heeeeeere's Winnie!

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 25/07/2025

Here's your Friday Winnie fix. If life gets too hot, just flump on the tile for awhile.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Hey gang, I've got a some big weekends coming up: In 2 weeks, I'm back headlining the Dickens Parlour Theatre in Delaware! In a month, I'm headlining Give A Hoot Comedy Club in Gaithersburg! All my friends who live out that way, PICK A NIGHT and let's make this a party. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Thanks to everyone who voted in the Washington City Paper Best Of DC 2025 Reader’s Poll. You guys know how to make a guy feel perpetually special. bestof2025.washingtoncitypaper.com/people-and-p...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Fun stuff coming up this weekend and beyond. If I'm near you, come laugh at me. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Here's your Friday Winnie fix. Find yourself something that makes you as happy as her cow hoof makes her.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

It's (it being my ego) going down TONIGHT! We, who are about to die, salute you. www.dcimprov.com/shows/main-s...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Some fun shows on the immediate horizon. Take your pick and let's have some fun. jaredstern.com/laugh-at-me/

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Today is usually a day that frustrates me, because the year is half over and I usually have nothing to show for it. But this year, I wrote a book! It's funny and silly and it's a great way to introduce kids to poetry and wordplay. 100 Yo Mama jokes in Haiku form. Enjoy! shorturl.at/9Ob5J #booksky

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 30/06/2025

On July 9th, I venture into the dark recesses of the @dcimprov.bsky.social to compete in Comedy Kumite (koom-it-ay). My record in comedy death fighting isn't great, but maybe... just maybe this time I can bring home the belt. Yeah... maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. www.dcimprov.com/shows/main-s...

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Here's your Friday Winnie fix. Draw whatever positive vibes you can from her. She's got some to spare.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Here's your Friday Winnie fix. Her eyes can be googly sometimes.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

This is Howie do it. Big thanks to the staff at Rams Head On Stage for a great show with Howie Mandel at Maryland Hall! Yay comedy.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Here's your Friday Winnie fix. She wants you to know that you're good enough, you're smart enough, and, gosh darn it, people like you.

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Masque of Jared Stern @jaredstern.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I'm opening for Howie Mandel in Annapolis Saturday night! www.ramsheadonstage.com/events/detai...

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