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Jared Jensen

@jaredjensen.bsky.social
531 followers 400 following 1.9K posts

I love my family, boating, motorcycling, mountain biking, and doing techie things. I spend way too much time organizing my garage. Been a Never Trumper since before the golden escalator ride, and I'm ready for this fight. There will be swearing.

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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 10h
Scott Jennings has his own show? Dear God that must be insufferable.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mar-a-Lago would be an even smaller price to pay, especially if he was staying there.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Somebody will stop him" - Basically the whole world for the last decade
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And even if true, he promised to end the war in Ukraine almost two years ago. No one is buying his bullshit.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So it's been a dump for years, but he fought tooth and nail (and lost) to put his name on it above JFK's anyway? The only thing his name deserves to be on is a tombstone.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dr G has a YT channel all about this.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Coming soon to an ICE goon near you. Ya know, because those 9 year old immigrant kids can be so dangerous.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He must be referring to his personal finances.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep, please keep pretending this is true until the midterms. Maybe we can get your approval below 15%.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I've found the failure. Staring at me. With googly eyes.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Their kids will inherit the money and grow up to be assholes, too.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wouldn't expect someone planning to marry Sean Hannity to be very smart.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm no expert, but the article said late October. I figured it would be a largely performative exercise, but could easily lead to real escalation.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hail Mary ground invasion hoping for a last-minute rally-around-the-flag effect before the midterms? Paid for with the lives of suckers and losers?
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Not worth it" is a massive understatement.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Former RNC Chair" also happens to be "Family Member Benefitting From Corruption".
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A real profile in courage. Also, no one believes or cares about cowards like Tillis.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Corruption: A+ with AP credit
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think he even messed up about every fourth word in that delivery. He should stick to his day job: drinking.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm establishing the Office of GFY.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having no shame or intelligence. And she's overqualified.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They'll be trained to create chaos.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Since when has the GOP allowed facts to get in the way of an attack?
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's $40k-$75k. I like the model of a shortened traditional learning day (2 hours) for smart kids with more focus on life skills, but as a daily user of AI at work, I don't want it in a primary teaching role for my kid.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's baffling how this genius bankrupted several casinos.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please let the cameras be rolling when he finally powers down for good. I deserve at least that much for what this asshole has cost me.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hopefully they'll go to prison and get passed around.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And yet their care-o-meter remains stuck at zero.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's to keep his base together so he doesn't lose control of the party.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So it's the people's house, but the people don't have a right to be there. Got it.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Or just having a life that doesn't revolve around the latest pop slop the music industry pumps out.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes! Now go make sure all your constituents are fully aware of your position.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Politics has nothing to do with it, but we're waiting until after the next big political event to do anything."
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He keeps repeating this stuff in a desperate attempt to prevent his base from collapsing because his base is the only thing that gives him control over the GOP. He's not trying to win any new voters.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As long as those women aren't Melania or Ivanka. Or any relation to this asshole.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"I don't want people to start talking about the Epstein files again."
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think you mean if RADICAL COMMIE SOCIALIST MARXIST VANDALS push it over.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Iran is too tough for them, so they have to take it out on Cuba.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two enemies of America.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
She's like Hassett with that stupid smile.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like this is just a trick to get me to stare intently at his butt for 30s.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Google "moose knuckle".
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best meetings are the ones where you primarily plan more meetings.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That neckgina is looking pretty tired.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anti-Intelligence?
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yes. More of this please all the way to the midterms.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have a "hands are not for hitting" rule in our house.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's painful to think that we, as taxpayers, are on the wrong side of this lawsuit.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Positive financial relationship.
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Jared Jensen @jaredjensen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Maybe he's laying the groundwork for an insanity defense at The Hague.
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