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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

I'm not a doctor, but I think Trump's condition is actually Chronic Venomous Insufferability.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

There are 2 reasons why it's so hard to solve a MAGA murder. 1. The DNA matches. 2. No dental.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Trump says his life was better before he was President. So was everyone else's.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

I gotta say, I miss the kind, quiet, old man who steered the economy out of a raging dumpster fire without turning every day into a circus train to hell.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

It's really too bad that you can't order Karma and have it delivered like flowers.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

The difference between humans and animals is that animals would never follow the dumbest one in the herd.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

Could someone please explain which crimes get you deported and which ones get you elected President? I'm so confused.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

We need to put one of those breathalyzer contraptions that lets you start your car and put it on Pete Hegseth's phone.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I have got to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" People are beginning to take it as a challenge.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

How to tell that you're an adult. 1. You can gain weight by looking at cheesecake. 2. You'd rather sleep than go out. 3. Everything hurts. 4. Comfort comes before style. 5. You have a favorite spatula. 6. College students look like they're 11.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Mark Twain famously said that history doesn’t repeat itself, but it does rhyme. He was getting at a fundamental truth: Although history never follows precisely the same path as before, it can show similar patterns and provide useful lessons. Things that make you go "hmmm".

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Six weeks into this dictatorship and I'm using "FUCK" like it's a comma.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Cory Booker's bladder is stronger than the ENTIRE Republican party!

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Trump's Reciprocal Tariffs Venus 56% Xanadu 43% Vulcan 77% Antarctic Ocean 89% Rings of Saturn 12% Valhalla 34% Narnia 16% Hogwarts 77% Heaven 96% Hell 1%

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

First they came for the LGBT community and I said "No". Then they came for the people of color and I said "No". Then they came for the immigrants and I said "No". Then they came for the penguins and I'm just fucking confused.

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ALT: a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Elon Musk = Actively Incompetent

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

My new word of the year!

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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

I asked Janet Yellen once whether Trump understands economic policy. “No” Thought that might be relevant for whatever he’s saying now about tariffs. (Which, I’ll again remind you, end in FFS)

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Wisconsin can't be bought.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

If you found Bigfoot in the woods behind a Dollar General and gave her a bath. Then educated her on nothing but Dukes of Hazard reruns. She would be infinitely superior to MTG.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

The new Prime Minister of Canada has a PhD in Economics from Oxford. The President of Mexico has a PhD in Energy Engineering. We elected a turnip and not one of the smart ones.

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a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .

ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with the words `` can 't fix stupid '' .

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

NATO leaked a memo sent to them by the State Department. It advised that a briefing for Trump should: Be a max of three pages long. Should be mostly pictures. Should praise Trump or he wouldn’t read it. This was in preparation for a vital summit on the security of the Western world.

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Jan @janwhitesell.bsky.social · 07/03/2025