jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 12hidk what the hell sleep playlist my husband put on but a whole ass podcast came up. it wasn’t bad info, but how the hell am i supposed to fall asleep with this 1950s radio series sounding ass man talking to to me 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 15hsomebody bring back ego & heidi cause #SNL is drowning, bruh. shit, call chris, kyle, and pete, too. and aidy and kate. and melissa’s ass too. cause even chloe fineman’s unfunny ass jumped ship, so you know it’s bad. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026watching “the skulls” and this was the least secret society ever. 1) you got your crest on the roof. 2) you give each new member a luxury car. 3) you branded them on their wrist and then covered the brand (which seems unhealthy) with identical watches. why we even calling this secret? 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 10/10/2026rushed all out to bear this tropical storm, came in all soggy with soggy bags full of soggy groceries and now it’s not even raining. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026watching “the addams family” movie and discovering i truly did not remember what this shit was about. i don’t recall nothing about this fake uncle fester situation. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the world is crazy. i just saw somebody say “it’s a left handed thing. you wouldn’t understand.” like….. people really love to divide themselves and declare their group superior. and they said it over being ambidextrous which is not even exclusive to lefties. like….. sick, sad world. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026they really did lionel wrong on #PersonOfInterest. they always left my man hanging. this one episode where John’s in jail and all we get is cutaways to Lionel tryna save this Armenian chick and taking heavy fire from behind random objects. my mans going through it and nobody cares. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026just saw an ad for a store closing sale at an “Everything $9” store. fuck them prices look like? 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026you ever rewatch a show like “why didn’t i ever finish?” and then you get to like season 2, episode 3 like “oh, yea. this is why.”? 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i’m truly starting to dislike my neighbor who comes home, music blaring and sits outside for half an hour. like…… sir. your driveway is 15’ from my sofa. please turn yo’ shit down. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 08/10/2026i’m so not in the mood for chores today. my clean clothes in the dryer and the clean dishes in the dishwasher and i’m just laying on the sofa chillin’. maybe when hubby gets home to add some external judgement, i’ll do a thing. 010
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026shows with people resistant to help be pissing me off. like on “ghost whisperer,” they be like “what are you trying to do?! you want money?” bitch, i just told you i’m here to help your dead brother finish his unfinished business but i can leave. das fine. 010
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026so, i’m watching a show about a little autistic boy who predicts things with numbers. tell me why the numbers in the captions are all wrong? is somebody trolling? 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you ever put on a show in the background, while you working & discover that shit too engrossing & you not getting no work done? 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i love a theme. drinking an apple cider spritzer & snacking on pumpkin spice caramels under my plaid blanket. very “it’s fall, y’all.” 010
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i understand my neighbor likes to decompress in his car when he gets home, but if i can hear your radio from inside my house, at least turn that shit down while you sit out there for half an hour 010
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026any time amy acker ass show up, shit finna go to hell. her ass always up to something. if you’re a sci-fi / fantasy fan, you know this chick is the harbinger of bullshit. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026looking at the deals that are out there. popeye’s has a BOGO. i look to see what it is & it’s a 4 pc chicken. fuck would i do with 8 pieces of chicken?!? 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i could use my adhd super powers for anything, but how do i use them most? recognizing random actors that i’ve seen in one thing before. saw this guy playing a detective on season one of #PersonOfInterest like “i know him from something when he was young.” 020
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this why i gotta have cameras all over my shit. because when my quiet ass dog barks like the killers are at the door, i need to be able to quickly pull up the feeds and make sure they not. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026almost killed everybody. cooking pork chops and my husband left the cayenne where the paprika be. and i always over paprika cause he always says i under paprika. shit woulda been en fuego. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 05/10/2026lol, nobody ever knows what i’m talking about when i say “a phat ‘Flavor’ baseball cap!” that phrase pops into my head all the time. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i need a box of bonnets that just dispenses like a box of tissues cause i be taking them off in random places and none of those places is near my bed. 110
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026maaaaaaaaaaaan. watching #TheEqualizer & i don’t like Dee’s lil’ ass but she clocked a threat and told Aunt Vi they needed to go and Aunt Vi’s ass like “we have plenty of time to get to the movie.” girl, if somebody rushes up and whispers “we gotta go” with urgency, WE GOTTA GO. it’s negro code. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026got hella downtime coming up at work and i need some new shit to watch. i want some new light-hearted crime dramas like Elsbeth & Will Trent & White Collar & what not. the world depressing enough. i don’t need no heavy ass tv. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 02/10/2026chile, i was good and sleep. until my husband starts yelling “help! help me!” in his damn sleep. that was hella distressing. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i have all day and tomorrow to finish a task that should reasonably only take a couple hours, so naturally, it’s taking forever. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026i should not be this excited about stocking up on lounge bras for $3. but the world expensive, so $3 is a win. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 01/10/2026my biggest proprioception opps: 1) eggs. 2) squeeze bottle fuckin’ ketchup. 3) unopened cheap ass water bottles. oh & 4) my own fucking voice cause i be hella loud, randomly, especially if i’m very into the convo. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 30/09/2026taylor taking out her braids on national TV, meantime, i be wearing a headband full of crochet braids under a hat on zoom cause i don’t feel like explaining nothing to folk. (this has brought on the realization that we need our own hashtag for big brother like we had for GoT, etc) 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 29/09/2026my biggest pet peeve is when people don’t fucking listen to the question. i said “anybody got any ideas about this error? i get it every time i run a data check.” and the new boss said “is it only for this project? i get it occasionally.” chile, you ain’t hear me say “every time”? 001
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026for all it’s dangers, AI chat just talked me through an apparent asthma flare i didn’t know i was having & helped my find the cause and a solution. i could have done a series of google searches to find the answers but having clear, concise answers quickly helped me stay calm & act fast. 🤷🏽♀️ 010
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026just laid down thinking i was getting in bed early and realized it’s midnight. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026was finna say “i’m sorry but” but i’m not sorry. i’m a facial tissue snob and i am not sorry at all. my husband be using everyday comfort but ain’t shit comfortable about them. i’ma need a triple soft aloe, or at the very least, an ultra soft. got a tissue from him the other day like 😒 010
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026some of these sleep frequency tracks that come on husband’s playlist at night be truly weird. that last one had like wind in the background. i’m so grateful my phone is logged into his spotify and it, for some reason, lets me control the app on his phone. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i truly cannot say why star wars has never appealed to me. i like sci-fi & i’m here for space drama, it just never grabbed me. also, atp it would be so much to catch up on. i’ma just stick to the female-led star treks & mind my business. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this what they be rapping about?!? this olde tyme “do you have any grey poupon?” ass, on my way to tie a chick to the railroad tracks ass, top hat & tails ass car?! 121
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026watching “Ghost” and i know people was in the theater bored as hell waiting on whoopi. i guess there’s a reason i never remember the beginning (or subsequently why he was tryna get ol’ boy). 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 26/09/2026time to start tryna figure out what to put on my Christmas list & i ain’t got no ideas. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 24/09/2026will never comprehend people online who can’t manage to simply not engage with people they disagree with and don’t plan to have a productive conversation with. if you hate their stance & won’t be persuaded & they don’t seem persuadable……. fuck you bothering them for? go on ‘head somewhere. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i’m tired of these AI commercials. this one was re-rendered with black folk instead of white folk, but it’s the same neighborhood and the exact same script. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026my momma annoys me sometimes when she acts like a missed call is cause for alarm but at least i know if i went missing, her ass would be looking right away. folk on the shows like “she was missing for 5 days before the cops were called.” if that lady don’t hear from me for 5 hours, she concerned. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026when you said you were gonna lock in on wednesday and wednesday comes <<<<<<<< 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i came into the meeting thinking it was out 10 min touch base and it’s an hour long training……. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026the hoodie i wanna wear with today’s hat is still packed and it ain’t chilly enough to be switching closets out yet. 000
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026dreamt we hosted a big dinner. my damn daddy prayed & made a slavery joke & the ⚪️s was gone before we opened our eyes. said they wouldn’t stand for that kinda bullying. when i tell you my dream body has so much rage, it woke my real body. b/c a joke was more bullying than ACTUALLY ENSLAVING FOLK?!? 100
jantastik.bsky.social @jantastik.bsky.social · 23/09/2026so sleepy but if i get up and go to bed, i’m not gon’ be sleepy when i get there. 000
