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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦)

@janner.bsky.social
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designated driver, spousal annoyance, full time dad-joker, empath, pinko-commie Euro-Smash 🇪🇺, he/him Fuck Putin, Trump, the GOP, Musk. Not kindly though.

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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Send some of that weather here, will ya?
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The resemblance between father and son is uncanny though.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I only found season 4 on Prime, but Peacock had all four seasons for us, and I completely forgot that the first season was hosted by James Brolin.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I get that. It helped that the German dub voice of Jonathan Frakes was great, too. Mind you I'd watch it in English now, of course. The German name for the show was X-Factor: Das Unfassbare (The Unfathomable).
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thank you kindly! Loved that show growing up.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where??
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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It's Been 84 Years Meme - Titanic Lady
ALT: It's Been 84 Years Meme - Titanic Lady
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Putting the hot in hot pink.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's probably good you try to keep those assets contained to spare us at least some blood flow. 🥵
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some celestial load-bearing support is needed to get through this #MonochromeMonday.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On this #MonochromeMonday, it's time to climb again.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Like your beauty? It's like that dress was poured onto you, just stunning. And what a way to experience LotR.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Devastating. We need bereavement time, on a global scale.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
<brave>
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Sounds like an overall good, albeit sweaty time!
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Leather, eh? 👀
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Florida has been in a drought since the beginning of the year and they want to build one just one county over... It's ridiculous.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I'm so sorry. 😩
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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Arthur Morgan's Confused Stare in RDR2
ALT: Arthur Morgan's Confused Stare in RDR2
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
More or less often than the fear of quicksand, growing up?
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Sam says any of the ones with Jamie Loftus.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Now it is one. Thank you for gracing this day.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Taking a little break from climbing for the respite of a much needed vacation, but back on the exercise bandwagon in order to get through this #MonochromeMonday.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I can't wait to see how you're flourishing! What a wonderful fresh new cut!
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
And the best part is watching her cast her own vote.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You certainly excel at it.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Games can be added, but your peace of mind is already saved.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
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Excited Bread Bun with Eyes
ALT: Excited Bread Bun with Eyes
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Here I thought this was exclusively to Europe. Do I offer my shoulder for the punch here, too?
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It certainly does, and thank you for bringing that light with you into other people's lives.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Maintain your balance and reach this #MonochromeMonday
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Can you fry an egg on your shoulders yet? 🤭
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Very Rebecca Welton energy.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I have no doubt you'll use your Napoleonic sleep to pull this off. Waterloo is all the way in ON anyways, so you got this, Britt.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Have a wonderful first night there!
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
So fucking proud! You've done it!
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
It's been long overdue!
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Walking purses, right?
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Probably even more challenging than a buddy climb.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This isn't Twister...
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Keep your footing on this #MonochromeMonday, everyone.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
A little post-climb chill while waiting for the rest of the gang.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The best Cubans (where they've been invented) also include salami... Just FYI.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
35 suits you perfectly. For a tiny human on a spinning rock flying through the cosmos, you’ve managed to accomplish some pretty incredible things this year. Proud of you, always. Happy birthday.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Is that the kind of surprise you're planning?
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Time for some reading with the go-to comfort movie #mistborn #heroofages #brandysandy #jurassicpark
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Booty shorts for a short cutie?
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I've given up on getting any cards for almost two years now? It'll settle eventually, but I just can't be bothered at the moment.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Seems like the only frugal alternative to exchanging trading cards these days.
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Jan Krausse 🇩🇪 (Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦) @janner.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I'm trying to work and all I can hear is a co-worker complaining about spousal-related finances and I really don't want to know their exact debt to the penny, or the phone numbers of their financial advisors. 🙃
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