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Jan G

@janmug.bsky.social
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If a tweet is not ironic, it's probably sarcastic. I think of myself as a socialist libertarian; I like small government and good roads.

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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It's funny that computer generated narratives still stumble on number: Louis ex ey vee, Yamaha three five oh, year one thousand nine hundred forty
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just had a guy drop off voting material for a local state representative candidate. No party affiliation mentioned. No party affiliation mentioned on her website. Took some serious Google work to find out she's the official republican candidate. Seems to be ashamed of it.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@artemisapphire.bsky.social ancestor?
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Turns out Geico's 24/7 customer service means 10 min with a computer until it tells you to call back during unspecified business hours for your state.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
That's why you put it on limited reply, right?
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Fantastic job Blizzard @support.blizzard.com , 6 min playtime before "disconnect", and now a 65 min queue for login. Let me guess, this was the last paid expansion, so you got our money and it's off to better things now?
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
@thegeorg.bsky.social
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
@kejamieson.bsky.social
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
TFW you scored a reservation for a Michelin 2 star restaurant for your anniversary and then the 3 star sends you a "oh our waitlist opened up" note.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Someone needs to tell Geico that two part verification doesn't work if you don't get the 10 min code for 45 min ;)
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Hey Costco, when did you extend your "three months return only" to the optics department? First time in 30 years that Costco doesn't stand behind a product.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
A horse cop just rode by - he had an iced latte in a cup holder hanging from his saddle.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My daughter just made me pour a bucket of ice water over her head for some challenge. Teenagers are weird.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
TFW you yell at your daughter because she's still running around in PJs 2 min before the school bus, and then tells you it's PJ day.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
TFW you wake up your teenage daughter at 6 am with coffee to get ready for school and at 6:50 she asks for the coffee to go as she fell back asleep.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Another couple of days like today and Tesla stock will have a reasonable P/E ratio.
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Raging Techie 👊🇨🇻🔥 @raging-techie.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
JD Vance is so nauseatingly unlikeable that he’s literally dragging down the AfD’s approval rating
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
My bank has just informed me they no longer accept the following check types via remote deposit, and a bank visit is required: U.S. Treasury Checks U.S. Savings Bonds U.S. Postal Money Orders
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Ready for the holidays!
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
I have to stop being efficient. Everything is prepped by 8 am, so I'm polishing the silver.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
How does @Amazon's alexa algorithm go from Mack the knife to xmas carols in 20 min?
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
@newmexicodot.bsky.social 30 miles 3h back-up on I-40 because your construction team cleared the interstate at Laguna but forgot to remove the "merge now" signs.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
If you do not mind being in a stadium with 19000 screaming teenage girls, Billie Eilish is a good show. And the bus shuttle service is a brilliant idea.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Amazon music gave me a "you're one of my top listeners" message from Taylor Swift. I have to have a word with my daughter.
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Now you can have pickle flavor with EVERYTHING!
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Jan G @janmug.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
@akbrews.bsky.social
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David M. Perry @lollardfish.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
"Like all empires, this one rested on a foundation of lies." #Oathbreakers, out from @harpercollins.bsky.social on 12/10. The story of how Charlemagne's grandsons fought a brutal civil war and shattered the Frankish Empire. SIGNED COPY GIVEAWAY. Repost to enter. First drawing 7 pm CST USA. /1
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Oathbreakers
The authors of The Bright Ages return with a real-life Game of Thrones—the story of the Carolingian Civil War, a bloody, protracted battle pitting brother against brother, father against son, that wou...
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