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Janie Lane

@janielane.bsky.social
840 followers 3.2K following 45 posts

Cat lady and lawyer, rubbish at writing bios

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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My mum had it and I couldn’t agree more. Absolutely filthy disease.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Happy now?
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Excellent work x
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Whatever happens, Jon Harvey is just an absolute fucking hero. He’s worked harder in the last few weeks than Nigel Farage has in the last two years.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Has Honest Bob Jenrick cancelled his @mrjamesob.bsky.social stand-in gig for Friday yet?
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
How long before Trump announces 100% tariffs on waffles, moules frites, and those chocolates that look like seashells?
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You’d think, wouldn’t you?
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Thank you so much! I’ve posted in all the local FB groups this morning, I’m keeping everything crossed 🤞🤞🤞
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Yes I’ve reported it to the police and they’re investigating. I know who took them. Really we just want them back.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Kemsing in Kent
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Very long shot, but has anyone been offered any of these rugs for our sale? They belonged to my late parents and have been stolen. We would dearly love to have them back.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wait til you get to the last one
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@mrjamesob.bsky.social You should pop back to Twitter, James - Hunter Biden is doing sterling work over there!
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Same reason he won’t talk to @mrjamesob.bsky.social
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
God we don’t want the ludicrous fucker thank you very much
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
He sounds like he’s running a fruit and veg stall down the market. What a wazzock.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
He seems lovely.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
What a weapons grade moron that woman is
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
He really is absolutely barking mad
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
I’m starting boycotting them now
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Absolutely pathetic. What a complete knob.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Actually I did. In fact, I think we were actually sister school to Dulwich College at some point. We were originally a school for the daughters of missionaries so we had lots of girls from overseas but not a hint of racism in all the time I was there. And I’m only 3 years younger than Farage.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Farage is about as subtle as a brick
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
All just “playground banter” apparently. We certainly didn’t banter like that in my playground.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The fact that the president of the United States is an unmitigated moron is always going to be news
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
@mrjamesob.bsky.social is making me laugh like a drain right now 😂
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
That’s creepy
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I’m tempted to call into Mystery Hour later to ask why it is that him being handed his arse on a plate in America hasn’t featured in a single news programme this morning as far as I can see
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
That’s the inaugural balls they were talking about
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I had a cookery teacher called Mrs Ovens and an art teacher called Mrs Brushett
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
He’s really quite dim, isn’t he?
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Ah OK, I’m with you. But even so, once the trust’s created and provided you manage to hang on for 7 years - and you trust your kids - it’s sorted for good, no?
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I don’t think that’s quite right. A trustee can also be a beneficiary of a family trust, although you’re right that the PET rules will apply, I didn’t realise that.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Jesus wept. It’s my country too and I don’t want people like him in it.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Yup
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I don’t think he needs to worry about inheriting anything too much, his blood pressure must be through the roof
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I can’t for the life of me understand why they don’t just transfer their farms to a family trust if they’re worried about it. Not at all difficult or expensive to set up, and it would solve the problem from day one.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Somewhere I have a video of several episodes of Sticky Moments. If only I also had a video player ☹️
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Yes, and companies. I’ve killed my main Twitter account and deleted the app from my phone, but I’ve kept my backup one in case I need to complain or ask for help. If all the companies come over here I’ll lose that account too. Really don’t want to go back there ever again.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Iceland sounds great
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I spy @grovec.bsky.social too 👋
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Bonjour!! 😃
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Finally deactivated my Twitter account this morning.
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
@lynwen.bsky.social Hello!! 👋👋👋
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Janie Lane @janielane.bsky.social · 11/08/2024
Me too, it’s so much more peaceful. I don’t think I’ll miss the other place much.
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