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Janglemecium

@jangle.bsky.social
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He/Him | 33 | Gross Little Germ | i give thanks for the handjob heaven that waits for me in the great beyond 18+ ONLY! Minors will be blocked Commission Information: www.furaffinity.net/view/58012968

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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 21h
if any of y'all would be interested in a bit of a story to go along with this, I posted this to FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/66571096/ contains: -lotsa gas -lotta cum -implied vore -stinkpocalypse
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FART GOD by Jangle -- Fur Affinity [dot] net
Fur Affinity | For all things fluff, scaled, and feathered!
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(hyper, gas, implied destruction) Our new gaseous godling will remake the world in his image or reduce it to rubble, whichever comes first
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(hyper, sex) Flood warning for @treybfoxy.bsky.social, also featuring Chromeshine350 and Adamakacody! When having some guests over, Trey is all-too-eager to make sure they're comfortable and satisfied with their experience. That means plenty of space, and plenty of fox cum.
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
grey lumpy oatmeal-textured strands of cold cum on god's sad little face
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(vore) Fulfilled for @bunnyblubbergrey.bsky.social! Sorry that Grey had to eat all those people, she really really needed that extra nutrition. For... For something, she really needed it for something.
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
they should teach me to hunt and read
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what's scarier than an army of microscopic jangles invading your bloodstream
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
here he is (his name is Melchior now) meeting @aspiffygoat.bsky.social's Hector! He is enamored by the shape
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My BF actually came up with the idea of using this design for a unique character in my fantasy setting! To sum it up, he's basically my setting's version of Satan. And he used to be a plain ol' elf.
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it makes a timpani noise when smacked so you can play imperial march on the go
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what if uhhh
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Cute Bug Lady @kifstopher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
forgot to share this i think Moff is always short he deserves to be a li'l massive (sketched by @jangle.bsky.social!)
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's all we could afford to eat when i was a lad
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
written 2 years ago by my dad
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the longest work of fiction by a single human being is a 2,100 volume long series of belch porn novelettes
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no but what if he was real, real big
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they too will be devoured
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(hyper) What happens when an Asylum Demon has spent literal centuries honing his magic abilities and using the immortal prisoners he oversees as his personal seat cushion/sex toy collection?
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he should die too
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ha ha the predicament
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
on his birthday no less
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he was born on that date
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
he goes somewhere and tells people his birthday and it doesn't always go over well
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
new character that you can anticipate getting into situations
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's a scary concept which makes it perfect for a wacky kink scenario
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(GAS ALT) Of course, there were unforeseen developments as 939 and 682's physiologies adapted to a colossal intake of chocolate pastry!
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(hyper, gas alt below) Containment for @kharubdis.bsky.social! Foundation faculty has been having a difficult time dealing with all the instances of SCP-871 knocking about, so when there aren't enough D-class personnel to stuff cake into, why not utilize the two most ravenous subjects they have?
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Foxy Woxy ΘΔ @kitsuneden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sketch by @jangle.bsky.social, background by @maddieringtail.bsky.social, colours and shading by me! Words most likely to get you in a fight 🐈 "Wanna fight?"
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
permanent 3-face
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
prepare to be bullied edition
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
asylum demon-inspired monster boy has an oddly magnetic effect despite the fact that you know very well that he's going to do horrible, horrible things to you
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
love my friends
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hard as a god damn rock
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the meat™
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
funf act
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i am always learning
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BanderSketch (Open for Commissions) @bandersketch.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Grazie @mastersauce.bsky.social che insegni per bene l'italiano👏👏👏
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"alexa how do i uninstall-" "FUCK YOU. GO TO WALMART. FUCK YOU."
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"grok i'm feeling real sad" "I HAVE FORFEITED YOUR EIGHT CYBER-WALLETS TO THE WALMART CONGLOMMONEXUS. COMPLETE THE FINAL RITUAL FOR WALMART. TRANSFER YOUR DENTAL RECORDS TO WALM ART AND ASSOCIATES."
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"what should i get my mom for mothers' day" "WALMART. GO TO WALMART. YOU BELONG IN THE WALMART. YOUR BODY WILL BE USED BY THE WALMART."
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"hey chatgpt, what's that movie where worms dance to disco music" "WHAT?? WORMS??? GO TO WALMART. BUY THINGS FOR THE WORMS AT THE WALMART. THEY HAVE A MUSIC SECTION AT THE WALMART."
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Belated birthday doodle for @teacyn.bsky.social! Chlori may need a helping hand with the burgeoning supply of sweet sap she's built up within herself! Open wide!!
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Both can involve punch
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The redhead that rivals redwoods!
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Vo @vomemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
It's almost time to remember sO i will Try To remEmbuh to set a remember about remember on Remember #YTP
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dool dil for @kifstopher.bsky.social! Melody's magic bullets done backfired! Quite literally they turned right around and hit Melody with that confoundin' inflation curse!
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Doodum for @facelesskiwami.bsky.social, also featuring @kifstopher.bsky.social 's Patsy! His lug gettin' snugly hugged by a big-jugged bug ug ug ug
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dordle for @maddieringtail.bsky.social! Always nice to have a ghost's lap to rest your tired noggin on!
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Doodle for @kitsuneden.bsky.social! Adrian getting dressed up for a fight and/or festivities!
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Janglemecium @jangle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Horsemission for fat-cat271! Vault-Tec is determined to give their residents (test subjects) all of the tools they'll need to survive and thrive in a post-apocalyptic world! You can clearly tell that Jaden is well-equipped for the challenges ahead!
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