Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024The comma gives it this flirty "oh, you *tee-hee*" kind of vibe, I like it 000 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024they've also been reported over maryland, home of the wire. maybe the aliens are just fans of 00's hbo 030 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024I've always had the suspicion that people aren't actually laughing out loud when they type lol, now we'll know for sure 060 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Don't ever try Turkish coffee, you might die 120 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Tbf, every other old house in Baltimore has a marble stoop, and my once-unbruised coccyx and I can tell you that marble is a menace no matter what your age and evilness levels are 000 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Just get a shrugging stick figure saying "welp!". It'd be incredibly versatile 010 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I met a relative of Rush Limbaugh's once, and you could tell they'd spent a huge portion of their life just being constantly embarrassed by that fact But afaik they've never reminded anyone to like and subscribe, so I hope they can lift their chin a little higher 020 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024To be clear, actually serving on a jury is fine. Spending an entire day sitting in an uncomfortable af chair watching terrible movies, only to not even get called, is The Worst. 000 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Trying not to show my internal "thank god it's you and not me" jig as I somberly hand my husband his jury summons 100 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024I read a book in which the author was 100% certain he was Jack the Ripper 100 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024when gamergate was going on, some neckbeard misheard my name as anita (like sarkeesian), did a very theatrical shudder, then looked genuinely relieved when corrected such fragile lil things 000 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Remember the shitfits they threw when Michelle Obama said kids should probably eat a vegetable on occasion? Or when there were mumblings about banning Big Gulps? 010 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Gonna see Che Guevara-ish merch of him, mark my words 100 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Better for your spinal health too, since you don't have a hefty wallet throwing your alignment off 050 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024It's like four full generations of buttrock! 020 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 12/12/2024When I was deep into playing fable 2, when I'd pass a group of people on the street irl I had to fight the urge to go over and dance and/or fart for them 040 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Really not loving that I've seen a truck with a thin blue line punisher skull on my block for the past few days 000 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Pants with fake pockets go great with drafty shirts and hobble shoes, imo 010 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Wear ankle weights for your walk there, imo. Your ass might actually improve 020 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Two out of five assassin names make me a little hungry 030 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Aubergine is objectively a better word than eggplant 100 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024he's slowly turning orange to pay homage to trump 030 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024That's the most business park looking art I've ever seen 0120 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Thrift catch of the day: vintage Tolkien fanart 010 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024You just know he imagined himself saying this with a deep, commanding gravelly voice 040 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Is it me, or does his hair symbiote seem like, deflated lately? 000 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I've been terrified of that thing since I was a toddler, him approaching Santa status really says it all about the world today 120 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Ro's the kind of guy who thinks strippers are flirting with him for real 1731 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 06/12/2024The fun thing about when that happens is that sometimes after a few centuries of war, plague and inbreeding, everything just kinda... loops back around and you own half the map 120 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I had a gay king who had TWENTY SEVEN FUCKING CHILDREN. Dude took lying back and thinking of the realm to a whole new level Succession was a disaster even with primogeniture 320 0
Reposted by Jackie Jormp-JompCharm City Art Spice @rahnealexander.com · 05/12/2024there were only 14 years between the formation of the rolling stones and the formation of the cure 0181 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024"accidentally" If my ruler doesn't look like a circus freak by 1200 or so, it's time to start over 070 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Crusader Kings is technically a dating/family sim 2411 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Just waiting for Weyland and Yutani to find each other at this point 030 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024If there's one thing I know about alcoholism, it's that quitting is super easy 6480 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024It's cold af out, he needed to keep his trigger finger warm 0361 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I think I had a gym teacher with that hair 000 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I bet their moms complained to the kindergarten teacher when lil elon and petey kept coming home with no friends 010 0
Jackie Jormp-Jomp @janeyjimplin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024I mean I haven't heard anyone calling elon "the genius of the world" yet, even though his mom told us to 000 0
