Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Me: “Ugh we have reached the age where the lawyer on the other side of this deal is named Madisyn. With a y.” B: “Did she go to BYU or the University of Utah?” Me: “Wow. Nailed it. BYU Law.” 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 21/04/2025www.moneycannon.org Proud of my D3 school finishing in the top 15, despite only graduating under 500 kids/year. Missing GIAV on here (and obviously he’s a big piece of this), but there are more involved than you might expect. Thanks to the whole @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social crew for all you do!moneycannon.org2025 CHARITIBUNDIBOWL 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 02/02/2025For Christmas, I gave my brother-in-law tickets to today’s Cavs game. Just realized they’re playing the Mavs. Sigh. 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 31/01/2025It’s Spirit Day at my kids’ school. My 7-year old is humming “Spirit Day, Spirit Day, Greatest Day of the Year!” I have no idea where she gets this enthusiasm from (spoiler alert: it’s from me) 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 21/01/2025IMAGINE IF YOU HAD TRIED TO SCORE A TOUCHDOWN EARLIER TOO 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 21/01/2025The greatest “update” to a news alert that I’ve ever seen. God love Atlanta. 110
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 20/01/2025My 9-year old got me a leaf blower for my birthday this week. A pretty win-win gift if you ask me. 030
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 14/01/2025My 7-year old just made a birthday poster for me on our kitchen island while I was making dinner and told me not to look…. 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 10/01/2025One perk of marrying someone from the Midwest is knowing that he’ll be able to handle any sort of weird winter weather we get in the ATL. He knows what we need, what to do, how to drive in it, etc. The problem emerges when the aforementioned spouse is out of the country when such weather hits… 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 02/01/2025Really regretting teaching my children to be good sports and supportive of other people as I’ve had a few too many “Mama, he’s trying his best” during this game already… 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Our hotel is doing a 5-course pre-fixed menu for new years and it’s incredible. My 9-year old is now obsessed with beef carpaccio. What a world. 110
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 26/12/2024I enjoy so much that my 9 and 7 year old both do mad libs by reading the actual sentences with the blanks so the other person knows exactly what it’s inserting into the sentence. Yet they still die of laughter every time the full paragraph is revealed at the end…. 030
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 23/12/2024Big Cowboys fan here tonight. #riseup #thingsiwillneversayagain 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024“I’ll have the kids write notes to their friends and family on our Christmas cards. It’ll be great!” — Delusional thoughts by Jane 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 21/12/2024An under-appreciated trait in a life partner is the ability for said partner to make a kick-ass fire. 020
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024FedEx, don’t lie about attempting to deliver a package to my house. Just say you didn’t make it and will try again tomorrow. 110
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 15/12/2024If you are trying to find something in a bookstore, just ask for help. That will ensure that the damn book is right in front of you when you do… 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 04/12/2024Packed up my office today after almost 8 years at the company and almost 7 in that exact office. End of an era. 020
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 26/11/2024My 7-year old just informed us that she and her fellow first graders have determined Taylor Swift to be “too old-fashioned” so she’s not that into her anymore. God help me. 2120
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 18/11/20249-year old playing his cello for us. “Hey great, buddy. What was the name of that tune?” “Santa Claus is Coming To Town”. Ah yes of course. We were all thinking that… 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024For the 2nd 9-year old boys’ soccer game of the day, we are now playing a team with at least 4 players with textbook mullets. Not “lax bro flow” but legit “business in the front, party in the back” situations…did I time travel back into the 80s where people aren’t aware of the stupidity of this?!? 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Kid on the other team has a shaved head and rat tail. I am dying to figure out who his parents are (I bet I’ll be able to guess…) 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 16/11/2024Greetings from Canton, GA, where everybody wishes they were at 9am on this Saturday morning… 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 24/10/2024Guy in front of me at the Atlanta Delta Sky Club just ordered a “New York Yankee Diet Coke”, and I’ve never wanted to punch someone more… 120
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 21/10/2024“I wish there was a way we could tell people ‘We already voted; your ads don’t work anymore.” - @gbbatch.bsky.social 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Can we all just admit that this call doesn’t even matter because Beck is probably going to throw another interception on the next play? 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 20/10/2024Thankgoodness we’re getting Texas Senatorial ads during this game. I didn’t think I was getting slapped in the face with enough political ads here in Georgia… 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 14/10/2024I am really going to miss when my kids (9 and 7) stop doing imaginary play together… 020
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 29/09/2024To the people walking out of Trader Joe’s at 9:08am with full carts of groceries, I salute you…may I someday achieve your level of efficiency and execution! 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2024Update: power just went out again…after I foolishly put away all the lanterns and flashlights. 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 28/09/2024And our power just went out…on this lovely fall day with no bad weather in sight… 020
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 27/09/2024I am “flipping between The Weather Channel and my local news storm coverage” years old… 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 08/09/2024300 characters is not enough to explain the journey that was convincing my husband that perhaps it was time to replace the almost-14 year old grill monstrosity held together with duct tape and with nonfunctioning temperature gauges. Godspeed, old friend 110
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 07/09/2024I was not prepared to have an in-depth conversation this morning with my 9-year old about the cup he wears for lacrosse… 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2024The Brazilian coach’s outfit is hilarious to me. Why does your shirt match the pinnies and have no Brazilian symbols or flags on it at all? 110
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 30/07/2024Just sobbing in a bar in Highlands, NC watching women’s gymnastics. USA! USA! 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2024May I recommend having friends who work at nice companies so you can have fancy seats like this? (Note that I am not one of those friends…) 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 18/07/2024Just saw a “Pray for 45” t-shirt in the wild, and I REALLY wanted it to be about an athlete….I am not going to survive the next 4 months 020
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 11/07/2024@georgiaisaverb.bsky.social My foot was asleep, so my daughter told me she could help by showing me what “Uncle Verb” taught her to do in that situation. She then got down on the ground, started hitting my foot and yelling “COME ON, FOOT!! WAKE UP!!” so thanks for that… 080
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 04/07/2024Touring the Edinburgh Castle (where they housed American prisoners during the Revolutionary War) on July 4th is a surreal experience… 010
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 01/07/2024At the Tower of London, a British woman stopped to tell me she “loved my accent” and was “dying to know where I was from.” I didn’t know how to explain the complexity that was like “years of speech therapy for my Rs as a child + Atlanta native + Savannah parents…” 000
Jane @janeledbatch.bsky.social · 27/06/2024All of Atlanta is like “what a mess today is with the debate and the Copa America game at the Falcons stadium” and we are lucky enough to get to go attend my children’s championship swim meet at GA Tech in the middle of all of the chaos this afternoon/evening…🤦♀️ 140
