Reposted by @janelatman.bsky.social

Ahoy there Newshounds, Cosmo the shaggy dog reporting from the Poop deck of the USS “Renewed Skirmish.” News not waggy. Ships are backed up for miles, the market’s got the zoomies and the dogs of war are back off their leashes and biting anything that moves. Crazy as a sack full of rabid squirrels.