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Jandersen33

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Don’t mind me I’m just cursing loudly at the sports teams that I support

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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’re scared motherfucker go to church
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nevadan? What the shit? At least Denver is in the most likely cities 🤷‍♂️
I talk like a Nevadan, apparently
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The moon’s wearing a nice bright hat
Hi I’m the moon. I’d be brighter, but the the dang earth is in the way
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Jade Iginla and Cale Makar #GoAvsGo
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Dammit, but this helps the pay Cale everything fund, so I suppose it’s ok
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
2nd try success
Hire me Joe, I’m the perfect GM
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Yeaaa tank 🎽
Was picking former Avs and decided to do max tank
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Fucking bullshit
Build a team with random players via spinning wheel so you don’t pick the teams

Bo nix 17-0 all day everyday what is this horseshit
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
One tablespoon of benefiber in a glass of water should help for that
Cale took four shots but the graphic says shits
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Avs and this country 

Mickey says everything’s fucked
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I only have one more of these dammit
Ugh they are shooting
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
They’re shooting?
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Changing subject iykyk
18 and life you got it, 18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it’s 18 and life to go
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Moser said oh butter my butt and call me a biscuit
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Intermission sunset pic
Sunset with clouds and trees blocking the sun and mountains.
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
😂😂💀💀
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
The side eye from the dog glued to my hip is influencing me Fine, Parker Kelly, also a dachshund owner, scores first #AvsPsychic
My dang dog is giving me side eye
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Hopefully it’s a goal as disgusting as this burger
Picking Nic Roy to score first the Burger King way because you rule 

tbh I haven’t had Burger King in 10 years because it’s gross lol
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Chris Tucker wonders how you allowed nine shot and still lost
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Avs psycho pick for who scores first in donkey Kong country font
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Nice
The score is 69 to 69 with 4:20 left which is so nice if you have eighth grade humor like me
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me when Nic Roy scored the OT winner
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Wake up dog Parker Kelly just scored
My dog half sleeping through that goal
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
That was sourdif lucky
Remember that runs away meme after a bad joke?  That’s what this is
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Who scored on the power play?
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
At Avalanche
Someone in the crowd asking what the fuck
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Blue all
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Scoring first and hopefully not this late #AvsPsychic
Yea like I’d pick anyone other than Nazty Naz to score first

Btw this was the famous goal in the bubble with milliseconds left in regulation
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
The article has been reposted enough so I’ll just leave this here
All this shit was in project 2025 as was previously warned
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is pretty good
A twit just reinstating that the Avalanche are the best team ever

Also that our players scored more goals than any other team in the Olympics
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Slashing
That just kidding meme with a woman winking
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Tony Montana 🥴
John cooper is waaaaaaaay out of pocket
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
If you’re scared then go to church
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
😂😂
A pig gives trumpito the biggest pig award
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
GOALton’s due #AvsPsychic
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
🪦
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-it
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Mood
I found some random sad picture to describe my mood and if you know what just happened you’d totally understand
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
🫡
Santa Claus delivers!
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I’m in the semis against McBride so I’m ok with this
You’re excused Brenton Weird
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
This guy scores first #AvsPsychic
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Helped my fantasy team
69 fantasy points 
69




Nice
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
MacKinnon before the game “I’m going to try something new tonight. I’ll score in the last minute of each period”
Nate scored twice so he really fucken did it again
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Shmokin' weed, shmokin' weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers, beers! Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smokes the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin them
Pope freestylin
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
From the south side it kind of looks like the nuggets floor the other night
The aurora borealis looking toward Aurora Colorado
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
This seems pretty good
AG CANT MISS
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Wedgewood got replaced and it’s by a minerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Oh god get the fuck out of here says all the cast of sponge bob
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
This is going to be one whale of a game
I’ll see my way out
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Sole possession of first place #LLDT
Look who’s in first. YOUR DENVER MOTHERFUCKEN BRONCOS
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Jandersen33 @jandersen33.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Tonight’s first goal It’s Cale #AvsPsychic
Cmmmppphhhh Mmmhhhhkmmmpphhh
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