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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct

@jander-sunstar.bsky.social
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Elven Vampire || Mist Wanderer || Cautionary Tale About Rooming With Strahd Ravenloft parody RP account 🦇❤️

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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Sometimes I pine more for a good aged gouda than I do for the effervescent touch of the sun……
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
👀👀 That’s a fascinating plot in a deceptively cute package, and now I’m terrified of ever meeting one
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Hold fast, my friends - a little more sunlight fits into each day. The dark season won’t last forever 💛
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Eh, I’ll melt free once spring arrives… or once I get bored thinking snow thoughts
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Plant nerds rejoice - Putricia the corpse flower is blooming in Sydney! www.youtube.com/watch?v=mryl...
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Corpse Flower livestream: A plant to die for
YouTube video by Botanic Gardens of Sydney
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Lying facedown in a snowdrift, with a feeble thumbs-up 👍
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
This inspired me to put the soundtrack on my commute today and almost immediately felt my Unaccountably Peckish stat start ticking up 😆
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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 21/01/2025
Remember: your intake of Awful Shit should be consensual. If you need to pause or look away for your mental health that's OK. And remember our comrades who don't always have the privilege of looking away. It's for them - and us - all of us - that we keep going. <3
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Cue every wandering bard saying “party business! that’s MY business!” and serenading you with accordions and trombones
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
You should add a sign saying “None Of This Nonsense Please”, just to be sure
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RSPB @rspb.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The Wolf Moon rises tonight... 🌕🐺 Named by Native Americans for wolves howling in the depths of winter, January's full moon was also called the 'Ice Moon' and 'Moon after Yule' in Europe. Look out for Mars glowing close by, its brightest in two years. Moonrise: 15:13*
A luminous full moon, known as the Wolf Moon, shines brightly in the dark blue sky-the first full moon of 2025. Its glowing surface reveals intricate craters and shadowy patches. On the left, the silhouettes of bare, leafless tree branches stretch upward, adding a quiet, wintry feel to the scene.
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oh god, is that why the snow is full of ash and the groaning of depressed elves…. keep your weather to yourself Soth!
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Pros of vampire strength: able to shovel the driveways of ten men! Cons of vampire strength: has to shovel the driveways of ten men…
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Why, would you like a copy to hang on the wall?
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
stock image of a sad dog with emoji tears
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
🥺🥺
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
…..why am I that Barov why do the children call me thaaaaaat 😭
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Savra’s just informed me that the internet has dubbed me “scrunkly” I don’t know what this means and at this point I’m afraid to ask
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Over the Garden Wall, I’ve got *essays* about that one ready to deploy
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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 01/01/2025
Happy new year to all you beautiful spooky people!
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
OOC: it was too good a joke not to run with 😄 the violent bro-vibes, the enthusiasm - poor Jander puts up with so much and I love it for him
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I see. I’ll just… give mine to Lyssa, if it’s all the same to you. She’s been wanting new test subjects
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Just, um, just out of curiosity… what happens if a tadpole DOES eat another tadpole?
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The holiday is vanquished, the tree tamed…. I salute thee, and retire
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a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
ALT: a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Oh, that’s… so thoughtful……. I’ll just put those over here in the shed, and only look at them on special occasions
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Oh gods, it’s him, the man in red himself! WE’VE HIT CRITICAL CHRISTMAS
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Aha, backup! Just in time, the tree’s been subdued but the eggnog has joined forces with the christmas pudding, we’re reaching critical holiday saturation!
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
[emerges covered in tinsel and shreds of wrapping paper, with a haunted look in the eye] Someone get me healing potions and a better sword. Christmas preparation is….. a higher CR than I anticipated.
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
I hear the apothecaries make an ointment for that
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Tea Witch Friday @teawitch.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I wrote this about my cat. 🐈‍⬛ #authorsky #horrorsky
There is a dark and yowling void in the house. A fuzzy-edged creature between this world and the next which slumps in the corners, distended belly hanging slack over splayed hips and sharp knees. It screams with its teeth outside its mouth. Vacant, golden eyes glow around narrow slitted pupils in a pointed face, which rotates impossibly atop the thick neck, gazing through us unsettlingly as we brush our teeth, wash dishes, play video games. Wherever we go, it is there. It slinks silent between the screeches, appearing abruptly in the middle of a room, faithful scrap of string always under the splintering claws and winding about the floor in cryptic patterning like an omen. No matter the hour or cheerfulness of the sun through gauzy drapes, the dark thing persists in its maddening eldritch howling. 

Even in the innocent light of early dawn, we are permitted no rest. Yowling and scratching at the bedroom door, the creature haunts us without mercy. A shrill ululation echoes in the hall. We cannot comprehend the message in the noise and may never understand the meaning behind the portentous string shapes, but the call of the void shrieks eternal through our home and the head twists toothy and sinister above the warbling throat and this is life in the house of the yowling void.
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
That’s ominous! But probably no worse than the usual fare around here. At least they’re presumably still *alive.*
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Oh how thoughtful! Ethically sourced, I hope - it can be so hard to find these days, Strahd never labels his vintages correctly
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
….you know, I think the actual hunting is the only part of the roast-pig process that I’d actually trust you with
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
An open floor plan would suit the space *so* much better. And some whitewash, to brighten it up!
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Every time, every time I visit Castle Ravenloft, I leave with cobwebs in my hair! For Strahdmas I’m getting the man a bulk pack of swiffers.
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Jason Mical @djstrahd.me · 14/12/2024
*slaps roof of Castle Ravenloft* This baby can hold so much trauma
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
OOC: Honestly if anyone asked, I’d say that’s Jander too 😄 It looks just like him!
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
I may have tried to do the same with a poster of that one vampire that did the interview… it didn’t really stick
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Oh dear, death must have done a number on you if you’ve forgotten about Sturm…
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Well between the one guilty of fratricide, and the one that’s an accountant, it’s a tough call 😑
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Narrative causality would suggest your fate is haunting your son for *his* crimes. But who knows, the Mists have made strange decisions before, they may do so again
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ah, the Piecemaker
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Gods I wish it did… still undead, as usual 😔 …..don’t take this the wrong way, but should we start placing bets on how long it’ll take for something to, ahem, put you back to normal?
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Here, I’ve got a few dozen pamphlets on Ethics For Beginners that you can just leave inconspicuously on coffee tables and inside cupboards and stuffed inside arcane lab equipment…
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Surely I would win, I mean. I’m *literally* a sun elf. I don’t think you get much blonder than that
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Mmhm, whatever you say. Just remember who the original blonde bestie is. It’s Alek. Alek is the original blonde bestie.
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
You- hey! Those are my private internal organs!
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
So glad to see Strahd’s taste in consorts has… curdled, over the decades. Go film a tiktok or whatever it is the new spawn do
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
That was one time, and Barov got me vivisected over it! And as for my self-destructive habits… youngblood, you don’t know the half of it
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Jander Sunstar - RP Acct @jander-sunstar.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
🤢🤢
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