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Shakira Kurosawa

@jamtoday.bsky.social
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The wages of slatternliness is cats

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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 17h
This with a little bit of mayo, with a slice of Swiss on a pita or slice of bread is perfection.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 20h
People are free to live by whatever codes they like for sure. When people decide that physical appearance is a virtue or otherwise indicative of moral superiority, I will mock tf out of them if I think they're ugly.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I thought he died years ago (I also thought Hastert was long dead, I guess once Republican creeps drop out of my awareness I just assume they've been snatched up by the Devil and removed from this existence)
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"advanced human scurrying"
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey man, I'm no beauty queen and really can't afford to sit here being all deterministic about people's looks and shit like that but man WHY are these fuckers always so fucking weird-looking?
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WBUR @wbur.org · 06/10/2026
The 2026 installment screens 27 titles over 12 days. "There’s a real chance that for some of these films, the only way you’re going to see them in an arthouse theater projected by people who care if they look and sound good is at this festival," said IFFBoston's Brian Tamm.
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IFFBoston's massive Fall Focus lineup brings prestige films to the Brattle
The 2026 installment screens 27 titles over 12 days. "There’s a real chance that for some of these films, the only way you’re going to see them in an arthouse theater projected by people who care if they look and sound good is at this festival," said IFFBoston's Brian Tamm.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HBO removed it from their library. Its gone.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cities are filled with children whose parents threw them away.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, they absolutely do not "deserve" love or anything else nice in the world. If they repent and atone, maybe I'll reconsider but until then nope.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This brought to you by me being scolded by Spike Lee outside the Signature theater for sprinting into the theater six minutes before curtain on Friday.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remembering the time at Dragon*Con in 2016 I met Joey Fatone from NSYNC hanging out at the Marriott Marquis hotel bar just people-watching with the rest of the weirdoes.
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CT Yankee @connecticut-yankee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I feel like that explains some things. Someone resurrect Dominic Dunne, we need him desperately.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What IS the "project of journalism", is my question to him. What exactly does he think he is supposed to be doing in exchange for a paycheck?
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Natalie stood over Ivanka, who was immobilized by the muscle relaxer that Natalie had put in her drink. Natalie leaned in close. "I'm the daughter now. I'm the daughter."
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ERIC.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Its no Harvard..." sounds about right. I have this deep inferiority complex about BC, other people talk about us like we think we're so great but I always got the sense that people who went to all the other schools in the area thought we were burning heretics on the other side of the river there.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BC grad! Good old Jesuit education will do it every time. He was a football player and got an Accounting degree, so these finance jokes really do hard.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kimchi fried rice is one of my greatest joys in life.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yes!
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Honorable mention: patio beer in a little park by the Flatiron
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
8. Fra diavolo slice from Suprema on 8th, for the train ride home.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
7. BEC, part deux this time with hot sauce.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
6. Pâté à campagne with sourdough and mustard, with wine, from Joseph Leonard. Too salty and kinda flavorless? Would not order again.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
5. Waffle shaped like a goldfish filled with ube custard from another street fair down by 12th maybe?
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
4. Galbi beef, chicken, and oyster mushrooms ("deluxe" combo) with kimchi and rice on lettuce at a Korean street festival somewhere around 14th St.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
3. BEC on a bulkie roll, bodega coffee and oj not pictured.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
2. Kimchi fried rice with chicken from Turntable Chicken Jazz on 33rd.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Things I have eaten in New York, October 2026 edition 1. Baja fish taco and Mexican coke from Dorado Tacos & Quesadillas on E 12th, next to the movie theater.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I know babies are people too and I can't opt out of society and the human condition but this is the second train trip in a row where there has been a crying baby in the car.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Update: they stuck the landing. Its been extended through November 1, if you have a chance to go to NYC for a theater weekend I strongly recommend it.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will never get over my hatred for Moynihan train hall.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Its excellent so far, intermission now, we'll see how they choose to land it.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Degenerates" at Playwrights Horizons
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm glad I made myself pee first.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kid, the *first act* of this play is TWO HOURS.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh! Let is know what you think!
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J “Halloween” B 🎃 @jhb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“…if I’m standing in warehouse beside a time clock, and a guy is punching in for his best friend who is too hungover to get out of bed, I’m standing in America 🇺🇸” youtu.be/pMHdGBz2AqI
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The Kids in the Hall - "America"
YouTube video by xtremepizan
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoofing it around Manhattan is not a way I would recommend breaking in new leather boots.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just got mock-scolded by Spike Lee for running up to the theater six minutes before curtain.
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mark Carney hates us so much
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wonder what color drawers I'm wearing under this skirt that I just remembered you can totally see through.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reactionary backlash because the Indian tech support guy can afford a house in the burbs while the white perpetual fuck up who got kicked out of the army for a heroin addiction cannot, the war of the unemployable on the employed continues
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just called us "Homey Sapiens" as a typo in my book, wake up babe, new species name just dropped
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Belleh!
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's such a perfect slapstick moment!
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Akallabêth 🇺🇦 @akallabeth24.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🤣
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Shakira Kurosawa @jamtoday.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK?!?
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