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Jamie Rockwell

@jamierockwell.bsky.social
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Designer/Illustrator, husband, dad, etc. I live in the eastern suburbs of The Land

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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With zero due respect, "protecting American sovereignty" and "keeping our dipshit president and his lackeys out of prison for doing war crimes that they definitely did" are not the same thing. Also, did I catch a "globalist" in there? Really playing the hits, aren't we, Mike
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time I hear this guy talk, Colin Jost's impression of him gets less and less exaggerated
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is nothing that these people hate more than their fellow citizens, because their fellow citizens are the ones holding up the mirror to show them what sociopaths they are
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I've had more constructive conversations with toddlers
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I see we're still totally normal about things like crowd sizes
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ha ha, no one gets prosecuted for that anymore
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's funny, I'm hardening thinking of Pete Hegseth getting impeached
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To be fair, most of the ideology is built on easily disproven lies, so it's not like they have some kind of morality issue with bullshitting
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mike. Who is this message for? Because performing the hits for our addled president and ignoring poll numbers on policy is not going to get any Republicans elected. He's just going to throw you under the bus the moment that it makes him feel marginally better. How are you dumber than Mike Pence?
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm mostly just surprised that he's heard of data centers before
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gee, wonder if more nothing will happen to him
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ah yes--back arched, shoulders back, ass out. A masterful attempt at Trump's "easier to defecate while standing" posture
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah, but he has a 10-year-old's understanding of what the definition of "consent" is
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We can barely extricate ourselves from Middle Eastern wars, and those are mostly against people who shoot at us with weapons that we sold them. Fighting Chinese Skynet with maybe the dumbest--if not whitest--ever iteration of US senior military leadership seems a little above our weight class
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's been making $2.7M PER GAME. At this point, he could throw 1000 yards and score 17 touchdowns every week and he still wouldn't be worth what the Browns gave up for him
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know he has macular degeneration in one eye and cataracts in the other and still won't give up the keys to the Blackbird
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
S6/E1: Slough House discovers that Jackson Lamb has had untreated leprosy for several years and no one noticed
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This looks like me at a Radiohead show in 2003 after I inadvertently hit a joint laced with formaldehyde(?)
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A real shame that he's willingly aligned himself with the people who definitely would make derogatory cricket jokes at his expense if they knew enough about the outside world to know what cricket is and where it's popular
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To be fair, his last hobby was getting punched in the head really, really hard
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If it's a "pandemic," surely you can provide one (1) example of this happening, Todd
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just a whole neighborhood composed entirely of interconnecting Stanley Kubrick movie hallways
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Currently 34 miles away from the practice field, and let me tell you, the vibes are so bad here that I feel shockwaves
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I played sports too, but I think it's important to note that the reason that Watters says "it's a big deal" is because Fox News's target demographic is people who think that high school sports are more important than the US's cost of living or war crimes or healthcare, i.e. idiots
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Right, but he's an adjudicated rapist, excessively litigious fraudster and literal war criminal whose name is in the Epstein files 38,000 times. Getting him on narcolepsy would be like getting Capone on tax evasion... except that Trump is also fucking guilty of tax evasion
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I mean. He's not going to draw attention to the fact that Taylor Farms gave $5M to Trump PACs so that they could delay FDA food traceability tests that could have prevented this. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. They didn't think we needed a pandemic response team in 2018, either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hey, you can't just put this accurate information out there. It makes American men look like stupid, shallow assholes who make terrible decisions based on perceived masculinity which only thinly disguises world-historic levels of fragility and an inability to cope with living in the 21st century
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It is kind of funny that no one ever calls Trump out for taking a little persuasive run-of-the-mill lie and making it a Giant Unbelievably Stupid Obvious Lie. Like, "We've got doctors saying you should inject bleach and/or bright lights into the body" levels of transparent falsification ineptitude
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I think your math is off. Do you really think that "wealth redistribution" would hit the middle-class? Either way, it's all dancing around the concern is that the billionaires essentially bought our government so they could rig it and hoard more money. That's only going to get worse if this goes on
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
These guys are such knobs
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sure, but this "thing" is not just happening with politics. He has a point. Everything is more expensive and everyone but the billionaires makes the same amount of money they did 20 years ago. We feel the squeeze even if you don't. This current form of capitalism is not working out for most of us
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
UPDATE: Ohhhhh right, yep. That tracks
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Where do they even find these guys? Is there a weird toxic asshole convention somewhere every year? Besides CPAC, I mean
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
To be fair, if you're dumb enough to take medical advice from Ron Johnson on an RAV show where he cites Aaron Rodgers as an inspiration for anything other than playing football or family estrangement, the threat of dying in a respirator probably isn't even your biggest problem at the moment
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"What? We can't stop the boat! What will happen to the congressional waterski pyramid we've been enjoying for the last ten years?"
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Congratulations to our president for his newest gilded accolade: shattering the Guinness Book World Record for Instinctual Shamelessness in Use of a Dead Colleague for Political Gain
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
In true devotion to his craft, he's been method acting as Russell Brand this entire time
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The greatest appeal of Trumpism remains that racist white people get to crawl out from under the rocks that they've been rightfully buried under by human progress and collective societal shame and have their dumb yokel-ass takes legitimized by "news" networks
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
My man looks like a Telly Savalas stunt double with malaria
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Guy has "handsy high school football coach" energy
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The only valid purpose of centrism is to eschew any actual progress so that money continues to flow to the same people in the same ways
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"... you know, cowards who are willing to look the other way while we loot the federal government, pardon domestic terrorists and do our absolute best to not die in prison even though we've definitely earned it"
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Seems kind of sinister to target the "peaked as middle school bullies" demographic
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
"Atavistic idiocy" is such an apt description of what all of this looks and feels like. You are still the best at this
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It would probably be cheaper to just buy Cleveland and get married here. Bonus points if you sell us to Canada afterwards
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
To be fair, it's hard to be a decent Catholic when you really only converted to Catholicism to impress your base of dumb prosperity-gospel evangelicals
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Well, yeah. These are racists who are bankrolled by racists to create racist policies to appease their base of other racists. They seem like stupid, paranoid assholes because they are, in fact, stupid paranoid assholes. We're the ones who keep electing them/watching their clown show news channels
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Day 2607 of watching our elected officials pretend that batteries don't exist
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Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
More like Larry Fine
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James Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It's been said a billion times already, and it still can't be said enough: I don't see how US democracy survives if blatant, intentional lying remains cost-free
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