Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026With zero due respect, "protecting American sovereignty" and "keeping our dipshit president and his lackeys out of prison for doing war crimes that they definitely did" are not the same thing. Also, did I catch a "globalist" in there? Really playing the hits, aren't we, Mike 010
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Every time I hear this guy talk, Colin Jost's impression of him gets less and less exaggerated 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There is nothing that these people hate more than their fellow citizens, because their fellow citizens are the ones holding up the mirror to show them what sociopaths they are 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I've had more constructive conversations with toddlers 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I see we're still totally normal about things like crowd sizes 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ha ha, no one gets prosecuted for that anymore 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's funny, I'm hardening thinking of Pete Hegseth getting impeached 030
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026To be fair, most of the ideology is built on easily disproven lies, so it's not like they have some kind of morality issue with bullshitting 021
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Mike. Who is this message for? Because performing the hits for our addled president and ignoring poll numbers on policy is not going to get any Republicans elected. He's just going to throw you under the bus the moment that it makes him feel marginally better. How are you dumber than Mike Pence? 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm mostly just surprised that he's heard of data centers before 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Gee, wonder if more nothing will happen to him 020
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ah yes--back arched, shoulders back, ass out. A masterful attempt at Trump's "easier to defecate while standing" posture 010
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah, but he has a 10-year-old's understanding of what the definition of "consent" is 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We can barely extricate ourselves from Middle Eastern wars, and those are mostly against people who shoot at us with weapons that we sold them. Fighting Chinese Skynet with maybe the dumbest--if not whitest--ever iteration of US senior military leadership seems a little above our weight class 020
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026He's been making $2.7M PER GAME. At this point, he could throw 1000 yards and score 17 touchdowns every week and he still wouldn't be worth what the Browns gave up for him 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know he has macular degeneration in one eye and cataracts in the other and still won't give up the keys to the Blackbird 0170
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026S6/E1: Slough House discovers that Jackson Lamb has had untreated leprosy for several years and no one noticed 060
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This looks like me at a Radiohead show in 2003 after I inadvertently hit a joint laced with formaldehyde(?) 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 11/09/2026A real shame that he's willingly aligned himself with the people who definitely would make derogatory cricket jokes at his expense if they knew enough about the outside world to know what cricket is and where it's popular 011
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026To be fair, his last hobby was getting punched in the head really, really hard 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If it's a "pandemic," surely you can provide one (1) example of this happening, Todd 060
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Just a whole neighborhood composed entirely of interconnecting Stanley Kubrick movie hallways 020
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Currently 34 miles away from the practice field, and let me tell you, the vibes are so bad here that I feel shockwaves 0252
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I played sports too, but I think it's important to note that the reason that Watters says "it's a big deal" is because Fox News's target demographic is people who think that high school sports are more important than the US's cost of living or war crimes or healthcare, i.e. idiots 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Right, but he's an adjudicated rapist, excessively litigious fraudster and literal war criminal whose name is in the Epstein files 38,000 times. Getting him on narcolepsy would be like getting Capone on tax evasion... except that Trump is also fucking guilty of tax evasion 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I mean. He's not going to draw attention to the fact that Taylor Farms gave $5M to Trump PACs so that they could delay FDA food traceability tests that could have prevented this. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. They didn't think we needed a pandemic response team in 2018, either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Hey, you can't just put this accurate information out there. It makes American men look like stupid, shallow assholes who make terrible decisions based on perceived masculinity which only thinly disguises world-historic levels of fragility and an inability to cope with living in the 21st century 030
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It is kind of funny that no one ever calls Trump out for taking a little persuasive run-of-the-mill lie and making it a Giant Unbelievably Stupid Obvious Lie. Like, "We've got doctors saying you should inject bleach and/or bright lights into the body" levels of transparent falsification ineptitude 031
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think your math is off. Do you really think that "wealth redistribution" would hit the middle-class? Either way, it's all dancing around the concern is that the billionaires essentially bought our government so they could rig it and hoard more money. That's only going to get worse if this goes on 210
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Sure, but this "thing" is not just happening with politics. He has a point. Everything is more expensive and everyone but the billionaires makes the same amount of money they did 20 years ago. We feel the squeeze even if you don't. This current form of capitalism is not working out for most of us 030
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Where do they even find these guys? Is there a weird toxic asshole convention somewhere every year? Besides CPAC, I mean 7555
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026To be fair, if you're dumb enough to take medical advice from Ron Johnson on an RAV show where he cites Aaron Rodgers as an inspiration for anything other than playing football or family estrangement, the threat of dying in a respirator probably isn't even your biggest problem at the moment 021
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026"What? We can't stop the boat! What will happen to the congressional waterski pyramid we've been enjoying for the last ten years?" 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Congratulations to our president for his newest gilded accolade: shattering the Guinness Book World Record for Instinctual Shamelessness in Use of a Dead Colleague for Political Gain 040
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026In true devotion to his craft, he's been method acting as Russell Brand this entire time 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The greatest appeal of Trumpism remains that racist white people get to crawl out from under the rocks that they've been rightfully buried under by human progress and collective societal shame and have their dumb yokel-ass takes legitimized by "news" networks 2182
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 24/07/2026My man looks like a Telly Savalas stunt double with malaria 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Guy has "handsy high school football coach" energy 020
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026The only valid purpose of centrism is to eschew any actual progress so that money continues to flow to the same people in the same ways 030
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"... you know, cowards who are willing to look the other way while we loot the federal government, pardon domestic terrorists and do our absolute best to not die in prison even though we've definitely earned it" 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Seems kind of sinister to target the "peaked as middle school bullies" demographic 050
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"Atavistic idiocy" is such an apt description of what all of this looks and feels like. You are still the best at this 011
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It would probably be cheaper to just buy Cleveland and get married here. Bonus points if you sell us to Canada afterwards 040
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026To be fair, it's hard to be a decent Catholic when you really only converted to Catholicism to impress your base of dumb prosperity-gospel evangelicals 000
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Well, yeah. These are racists who are bankrolled by racists to create racist policies to appease their base of other racists. They seem like stupid, paranoid assholes because they are, in fact, stupid paranoid assholes. We're the ones who keep electing them/watching their clown show news channels 010
Jamie Rockwell @jamierockwell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Day 2607 of watching our elected officials pretend that batteries don't exist 000
Reposted by Jamie RockwellJames Goodwin @jamesgoodwin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026It's been said a billion times already, and it still can't be said enough: I don't see how US democracy survives if blatant, intentional lying remains cost-free 1122291489