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Jamie Kojola

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Author of Odyssey of the Ethereal and 404 Justice Not Found. She/Her.

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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 05/10/2026
Even if you get it wrong, it'll still be an accomplishment. And honestly, once its done, you're probably going to regret at least a few things, but supposedly you just internalize that into making the next ending better. Or you just keep writing different book 1's for a while...
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 30/07/2026
BLah blah blah, you are not prepared, blah blah blah.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 30/07/2026
In the famous words of Illidan, you are not ready. #comingsoon #litrpg #eattherich #BookSky
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 20/06/2026
I fell for the guilt-inducing "please donate". I swear I heard Sarah McLachlan start to sing in the back of my head for a bit. donate.wikimedia.org
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 15/06/2026
Dazzler gonna have opinions about Longshot slipping DC for a few.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 15/06/2026
Stumbled across this on a stroll through Luxembourg. #EatTheRich
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 12/06/2026
Congratulations to Elon Musk on becoming history's first trillionaire. In completely unrelated news, here's a story about a woman who hunts people exactly like that. #litrpg #EatTheRich #Booksky #LateStageCapitalism
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404 Justice Not Found
Harlow, Minnesota. The hospital closed last year. The police left in the 80s. Hamburger is nine dollars a pound, gas is six bucks a gallon, and the only news channel is a man named Frank O'Flagg expla...
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 09/06/2026
Erin, you just unlocked Scientist-necromancer origin for one of your children! Not sure if that's an achievement or not.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 06/06/2026
That's so wild. Did they have the wherewithal to make contact after that?
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 08/05/2026
That's the outcome a sane person would expect.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 04/05/2026
Tis the season (May the Fourth). I think Mara Jade Carrow, anti-villain protagonist of 404 Justice Not Found would like May 4th. Call it a hunch.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 01/05/2026
Love it! Also: KIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 01/05/2026
Words are weird. Why are they singers instead of songstitutes?
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 28/04/2026
My voice is a bit hoarse from screaming into the void. 2026 should've came with throat coat.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 28/04/2026
Shamir supremacy!
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 24/04/2026
Cool story, ionos.com requires a phone call to 'review and confirm' your cancellation. Weird how everything else was online only. @ag.state.mn.us I just learned about www.revisor.mn.gov/statutes/cit... Isn't that supposed to stop this for Minnesotans? #mn
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 24/04/2026
I'm more interested in the Eel to Crow conversion than the Eel to Cow conversion.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 16/04/2026
When your glossary for all things MInnesotan/Wisconsin needs a further reading list what do you put there? I put the classic How to Talk Minnesotan and @charlieberens.bsky.social website. Am I missing anything vital? www.royalroad.com/fiction/1615... #ope
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Glossary - 404 Justice Not Found
Bubbler: Sconies don’t know what a water fountain should be called. Could be worse: It could, in fact, always be worse. Bat-trees: Batteries. Not Bat Trees. Sorry, chiropterophiles. Cheeseheads: Sconi...
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 14/04/2026
Need some catharsis? My new eat the rich, We vs Me LitRPG about classwar and becoming an embodiment of Nemesis just started on Royalroad. Mara Carrow is tired, and now she's got a Murder AI, a Murder Store, and a fresh infusion of Murder Dollars. Also: a Theme song. #litrpg #booksky #eattherich
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404 Justice Not Found
Harlow, Minnesota. The hospital closed last year. The police left in the 80s. Hamburger is nine dollars a pound, and the only news channel is a man named Frank O'Flagg explaining why solar panels are the real threat to America. Into this: a rogue AI, an offer, and a woman who has nothing left to lose and a very specific set of opinions about people (...)
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 27/03/2026
When your protagonist can't resist comparing herself. “Woo, bonus trench coat. I’m Neo!” Mara pulled the coat on. The back vent was ripped and tattered. “Hey, do I look like Cooper fucking Howard over here?” #litrpg #coming-soon
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 27/03/2026
Oh noes, Discord crash. I was having meaningless arguments, goshdarn it.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 14/03/2026
Hard to sell yourself to others when you authentically just want to grow plants and smoke some plants, instead.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 12/03/2026
Shamir exists. Don't be overlooking.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 11/03/2026
All Noble Fey protagonists ought to have a court ballad or twenty about them. youtu.be/t94rmv90wUc
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Marquess of Witherbloom
YouTube video by Jamie Kojola
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 10/03/2026
Awesome!
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 10/03/2026
Better than putting the carrots in the cupboard and peanut butter in the fridge, and your phone in the knife drawer! There are more lows to fall to.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 06/03/2026
Rimworld. Ugh. We won't talk about how many hours I have in Rimworld.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 06/03/2026
Is there a select term for skeeting while stoned on homegrown? Curious minds.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 06/03/2026
These are some good takes. Terra Bradford was ahead of her time. Only ones I'd swap would be Stalkers for Quake, Kenshi for BG2, Elden Ring for Planescape Torment.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 06/03/2026
Let's jump to conclusions: Cyber-ghosts are stalking you.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 06/03/2026
Do you have Messenger on your phone? Is it warning you that someone MIGHT want to chat with you (no one does, it just wants you to open it so it can do what Meta stuff does....)
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 03/03/2026
Grrrrl, there is nothing mild about that expression.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 23/02/2026
Look, its just your inner 10th Doctor saying let me out. Embrace the Tennant.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 11/02/2026
There's that moment, every time a story is a little hard, when the voice in the back of your head says "I could be playing video games instead."
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 09/02/2026
But John, think of all the unreadable slop you could... I don't know, make a bonfire with?
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 03/02/2026
Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Spare us, o'wordsmith.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 03/02/2026
The next tier up from that is, moments later, realizing the phone is already IN YOUR HAND. ugh.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 28/01/2026
This afternoon I'm manifesting something I didn't know we all needed. But we do. Someone, somewhere, make an Avril x Lisa (Blackpink) collab happen. I need this.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 28/01/2026
youtu.be
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 16/01/2026
Shadowheart disapproves.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 25/09/2025
And @abbybabble.bsky.social @authorlfrench.bsky.social
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 16/09/2025
I don’t want fireworks or sonnets. I just want someone to say my name with the love Avril Lavigne says “boombox” in Here's to Never Growing Up.
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Avril Lavigne - Here's To Never Growing Up (Live Acoustic @ MTV Buzzworthy 16.05.2013)
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 11/09/2025
"Now the spirits know my voice, and the mirrors don't know me." The Sham Man, tba #BookSky
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 12/08/2025
What if we don't want? Is it mandatory?
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 11/07/2025
Counter point: Green metal roofs are also right and proper, along with orange.
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 08/07/2025
Titania grinned, all canines and heat. “I approve. Let the mortals have their nightmare. Let them see how cold their science runs when the dark starts singing back.” — Excerpt from The Gloamcaller, Book 1 of Fairy Necromancer. #DarkFantasy #GothicFantasy #HorrorFantasy #BookSky #GothicFiction
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 04/06/2025
"Some men hunt deer. Some hunt for treasure. I hunt grief." -Rodney Holmes, The Sham Man. 💙📚 #UrbanFantasy #Noir #SupernaturalFiction #ConMan #BookQuote
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 29/04/2025
I'm so jealous of you, Erin!
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Jamie Kojola @jamiekojola.com · 23/04/2025
There's a certain joy in writing the first fade-to-black scene in a book. But then you stare at it, and wonder... should it really end there?
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