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Jamie Sandford

@jamie.sandford.org
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ENTP and probably Enneagram 4w5. One day will learn the piano intro to Genesis' 'The Firth of Fifth', opponent of candy corn, make wicked beignets. Birmingham, Alabama.

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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 08/09/2026
I think the Florida State vs. SMU game going forward should be played with only half the lights on.
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Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
ALT: Airport Whoopsy: Man Unplugs Something Important
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 20/05/2026
Honestly? I think this would be incredibly effective. There would be a cascade of impacts that would isolate southern states.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 20/05/2026
Waiting for @adamkinzinger.substack.com and Thomas Massie to loop a few others in and start a new party. The dam has to break at some point.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 14/04/2026
@spann.bsky.social Critters taking off from Lake Martin this morning?
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 11/02/2026
Someone really needs to get Cecily Strong back to do an SNL special appearance as Pam Bondi. She would *so* nail this hearing performance. #epstein
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 07/02/2026
Man these chord progressions are really beautiful with the torch coming in. #OpeningCeremony #Olympics
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 07/02/2026
The music at this #olympics opening ceremony is fantastic.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 13/01/2026
I feel you. It was a really fun pot of mayhem and mindless comments that brought people together. Just microdoses of people everyday that formed our little spheres. Oh and 'hi'. :)
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 20/12/2025
#rolltide We had multiple weeks to plan for this. Simpson has the Milroe shifty feet tonight. He looks scared. The OL is not reading the D right and communicating with one another. The offensive play calling is pretty high school at this point as well.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 04/12/2025
Hey Fancy Feast.... Ain't no cat caring about a side sprig of rosemary with their gel covered cat goop.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 28/11/2025
Okay y'all.... It's time to get the jug band back together. #EmmettOtter
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 12/10/2025
Portland, Oregon protests right now are kind of like the Stanford band version of a city. It's just creative mayhem and so much fun to watch.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 19/09/2025
Do people still watch over the air things? I mean the '80s were great and all but...
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 12/08/2025
I'm fascinated that "oh yeah? Well... but.... the Clintons are also in the Epstein files!" is being weaponized as some kind of threat. People who are truly on the side of what's moral and right want appropriate prosecution for *anyone* entangled in this horror.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 11/08/2025
And I'm specifically meaning when you want them all the way closed.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 11/08/2025
Someone please help me understand why you'd ever want to turn the Venetian blinds *down* instead of up. I feel like this might be a divisive issue but....
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 11/08/2025
The White House Press Corps should be point blank asking over and over and over how a president can take over D.C. now but not on January 6th. Either the office has the power or it doesn't.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 24/07/2025
Did any Democratic leader of any kind ask to go with Todd Blanche to meet with Ghislaine in prison for transparency's sake? Did any executive branch leader offer that chance to any Democratic leader? #epstein
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 19/07/2025
Hey internet: I know current events memes are fun and all but can we generally try to be better human beings next week and not revel in other people's downfalls?
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 07/07/2025
Okay I'm ready for football season now. #4thofjuly
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 10/06/2025
Surely there's a hashtag for all of the pictures of people going about their daily lives in L.A.? If not, someone should start one then send it to the media.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 26/05/2025
Driving on I-65 this morning through Bowling Green, Kentucky and apparently most businesses forgot it was #memorialday with their very prominent interstate flags at full staff. Most surprising? Harley Davidson. Many thanks to Texas Roadhouse for respecting the fallen with their flag.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 08/05/2025
@donie.bsky.social Can you do a follow up on the "eating of the cats and dogs" in Ohio?
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 21/04/2025
I think I know the next call I'd be making.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 10/04/2025
Crazy thought: at what point does it make more sense for Ds to focus on helping to elect the most rational R of great character in 2028 vs trying to compete? Do a shadow campaign behind the scenes. Find the easier win for now to put the blocking checker in the Connect Four game of democracy.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 09/04/2025
So we just going to pretend like all the hard taco shells in the El Paso box kits haven't gotten dramatically smaller over the years? I know I haven't gigantified that much.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 09/04/2025
The dip buy. Trump doesn't fold or care about people talking about him because he thinks he's always right. I am always going to be suspicious of something that looks like him caving or capitulating. There's always got to be something in it for him.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 09/04/2025
Reporters are just blowing my mind with these headlines related to the market and the tarriff reversals. If I dig a hole 20 feet deep and put the dirt off to the side, and then scoop back in 12 feet of the pile, I didn't "surge" 12 feet like it's a positive. I'm still in a 8 foot hole.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 09/04/2025
The collective "we" in the U.S. picked very poorly.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 03/04/2025
That is actually now renamed to "Coldmerica".
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 25/03/2025
Also, if people think that they're going to get traction equating "but her emails" to the Signal breach, you won't. It was never about the way the technology was being used. It was all about the fact that she wasn't a man. You're not going to win the argument that way.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 25/03/2025
It's wild for me to read this and say that he makes a really great point. cc: @adamkinzinger.bsky.social www.al.com/politics/202...
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Mo Brooks: The words of Alabama Republicans don’t match their votes on national debt
Democrat debt junkies rush to push America over a devastating financial cliff. Republican debt junkies do the same but at a little slower pace.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 22/03/2025
Valid point
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 21/03/2025
This is just reckless.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 18/03/2025
Oh look.... Another day of red in the markets. 🙄
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 15/03/2025
#alwx Air quality monitor in the house is definitely picking up the impending storm barometric pressure drop over the past 24 hours.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 12/03/2025
I'm proposing that we change the driver's licence test to be comprised of one question only: "Do you know when it's acceptable to turn left at a red light?"
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 03/03/2025
Watched "Flow" last night and that's really a great exercise in storytelling. Zero dialogue for the entire almost-90 minutes. The score is beautiful. Like Thomas Newman and Vangelis smashed together.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 02/03/2025
Every single member of Congress should have any interview started with, "regardless of the U.S. level of involvement in Ukraine, do you believe Ukraine should win the war?"
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 01/03/2025
They wouldn't do it because they love their kids too much but.... ...if K-12 teachers all decided not to come back to work in the fall until stuff changes, it would rattle the system.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 01/03/2025
This is a really great way to state it
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 28/02/2025
I was trying to think of where I had seen this scene before when watching the meeting in the Oval Office about Ukraine today.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 28/02/2025
Good grief -- we are the laughingstock of the world right now.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 28/02/2025
But what if I was going to share something really important like why Daffy Duck doesn't wear pants but Donald Duck does?
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 28/02/2025
That's just zany and rebellious.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 28/02/2025
For some strange reason, I feel like Starlink has become the solution for any of the world's ills over the last couple of months. Guacamole browning too fast? Starlink. Can't solve Wordle in less than five? Starlink. Unmatched socks in the laundry? Starlink. www.cnn.com/2025/02/27/b...
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Elon Musk says upgrade of FAA’s air traffic control system is failing and SpaceX needs to take over Verizon’s contract | CNN Business
Elon Musk said Thursday that Verizon’s efforts to provide a critically needed upgrade to the FAA’s air traffic control system is failing. And he said that it is important that Starlink, a unit of his ...
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 26/02/2025
I could fall asleep to the end scene music.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 26/02/2025
Or at least put it to a vote to get things on record...
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 26/02/2025
We really need Maine's governor to give a masterclass to the press on pushing back.
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Jamie Sandford @jamie.sandford.org · 25/02/2025
What's your start word?
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