James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/02/2026If we do win it’ll be through the ineptitude of other teams. I can’t tell whether this is somehow the game plan, endless sideways passes and trying to moneyball the game across the line, or if they’re just absolutely frozen in terror. Probably a bit of both 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Arsenal play like they’re terrified to lose, I cannot remember a single football team that has won the league, or anything, that way. football is supposed to be magic not stat based possession heavy lifeless nothing 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2025God watching Ireland play football is absolute torture, how can we be this crap 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Maybe now we can stop papering over the cracks and pretending that having a central midfielder as our only viable centre forward is totally fine and capable of winning the champions league 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Oh Arsenal, predictably heartbreaking 030
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Barcelona, They just do not know how to defend, it’s truly wild 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025The greatest two legs of a football game I’ve ever seen, every goal has been an absolute worldie, absolute bananas 010
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 09/03/2025Another absolute snooze fest of a match 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 06/03/2025If I was to say what I think my best quality is, I’d probably say cleaning up water I’ve spilt on the floor with my sock instead of a towel like a normal person 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Obv sad the league is basically over for us now, but pulling wins out of our arse is just papering over cracks. Merino up front was a Hail Mary last week, it shouldn’t be how we start the following week. Yes we’ve been unlucky w injuries, but we’ve needed a striker 4 a couple years now 010
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Super torn on this Arsenal match, obviously I always want us to win, but also this idea we can get away w no striker is bonkers, eventually it has to come unstuck and maybe today is that day 100
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/02/2025People that squeeze their wedge of lime into their Diet Coke like they’re wizards who invented magic are absolute chefs kiss 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025The lower case a 😂😂😂 Kendrick 4ever 020
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025And somehow that one is not a straight red? Literal same challenge. Anyways, at least its evened up 010
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025It was the speed and confidence that he made such a bonkers decision, no one can make any of that make sense 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025No one ever try and convince me VAR isn’t the dumbest shit in the history of sport. A straight red card, 100% incorrect, but for some reason they can’t/don’t look at it!? Ffs, absolute nonsense. I know people get annoyed at Arsenal fans whining, but cmon that was insane 000
Reposted by James Vincent McMorrowarseblog @arseblog.com · 25/01/2025GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE Michael Oliver is corrupt as fuck. That's never a red card. 1411307170
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025favourite thing about the last couple days has been people trying to convince themselves about new apps. This is Slorp, it’s a small app by a startup out of Kyrgyzstan, it’s pretty glitchy, u can only download it by ordering a smoothie kit online, bags of potential 020
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Anyone who backed up all their tik toks to vhs is feeling pretty stupid right about now 020
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Eccentric eejits. I love Arsenal but not for a second do they deserve to win the premier league like this, they absolutely blew that, they keep blowing it in winnable situations by playing overly pass heavy striker free football. 010
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I’d say I’m teaching him , but I mean 90% of the time he’s “playing” the piano with his feet, so for now let’s just say we’re having a good time figuring it out 😂😂 030
Reposted by James Vincent McMorrowwint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide 324208422897
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 15/01/2025I knew when I wrote the last one that I’d immediately be proved wrong 😂😂😂 020
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 15/01/2025Ugh, more eccentric football from Arsenal this half. A shame they don’t award points for possession that goes nowhere 010
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Is it possible for a social media app to be somewhere that nuanced opinion and conversation can take place, where it’s not all “in order for me to be right, u have to be wrong” type rhetoric? It’s what stops me using most social media, eventually the toxicity is all around u 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025That 1st half of constant possession with eccentric finishing felt like what we might be in for w this lineup. I love havertz and jesus but they are so mercurial, I know it’s reductive to suggest this team w a 20 goal a season striker would be a wholly different thing, but man I would love to see it 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025God Arsenal are just so eccentric. again, I understand the philosophy of high tempo high pass making triangles football, but there’s zero actual cutting edge at the end of it, this team with someone who can be relied on to put it in the net would be such a different animal 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025I really wish football still valued the out and out goalscorer, as an Arsenal fan, as much as I love the concept of high pass rate build from the back football, what I wouldn’t give for someone to just smash the chances into the goal 000
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Home alone 2 is truly wild. A YEAR after leaving their child to fend off an attack from 2 lunatics, they’re like “u better chill out or maybe it’ll happen again”, then not one of these degenerate parents stops mid sprint through the airport to make sure they still their surely traumatised child. 010
James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Genuinely struggling to think what I could use Bluesky for, don’t want to just have another social account for the sake of it. Shall I just make it an Arsenal fan account?😂😂 110