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James Vincent McMorrow

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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
If we do win it’ll be through the ineptitude of other teams. I can’t tell whether this is somehow the game plan, endless sideways passes and trying to moneyball the game across the line, or if they’re just absolutely frozen in terror. Probably a bit of both
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Arsenal play like they’re terrified to lose, I cannot remember a single football team that has won the league, or anything, that way. football is supposed to be magic not stat based possession heavy lifeless nothing
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Tony o donoghue is such an arse 😂
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
God watching Ireland play football is absolute torture, how can we be this crap
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Maybe now we can stop papering over the cracks and pretending that having a central midfielder as our only viable centre forward is totally fine and capable of winning the champions league
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Oh Arsenal, predictably heartbreaking
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Unbelievable, what a game
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Barcelona, They just do not know how to defend, it’s truly wild
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The greatest two legs of a football game I’ve ever seen, every goal has been an absolute worldie, absolute bananas
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Another absolute snooze fest of a match
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
If I was to say what I think my best quality is, I’d probably say cleaning up water I’ve spilt on the floor with my sock instead of a towel like a normal person
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Obv sad the league is basically over for us now, but pulling wins out of our arse is just papering over cracks. Merino up front was a Hail Mary last week, it shouldn’t be how we start the following week. Yes we’ve been unlucky w injuries, but we’ve needed a striker 4 a couple years now
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Super torn on this Arsenal match, obviously I always want us to win, but also this idea we can get away w no striker is bonkers, eventually it has to come unstuck and maybe today is that day
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
People that squeeze their wedge of lime into their Diet Coke like they’re wizards who invented magic are absolute chefs kiss
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
The lower case a 😂😂😂 Kendrick 4ever
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
And somehow that one is not a straight red? Literal same challenge. Anyways, at least its evened up
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It was the speed and confidence that he made such a bonkers decision, no one can make any of that make sense
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
No one ever try and convince me VAR isn’t the dumbest shit in the history of sport. A straight red card, 100% incorrect, but for some reason they can’t/don’t look at it!? Ffs, absolute nonsense. I know people get annoyed at Arsenal fans whining, but cmon that was insane
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arseblog @arseblog.com · 25/01/2025
GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE Michael Oliver is corrupt as fuck. That's never a red card.
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
favourite thing about the last couple days has been people trying to convince themselves about new apps. This is Slorp, it’s a small app by a startup out of Kyrgyzstan, it’s pretty glitchy, u can only download it by ordering a smoothie kit online, bags of potential
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Anyone who backed up all their tik toks to vhs is feeling pretty stupid right about now
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Eccentric eejits. I love Arsenal but not for a second do they deserve to win the premier league like this, they absolutely blew that, they keep blowing it in winnable situations by playing overly pass heavy striker free football.
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
I’d say I’m teaching him , but I mean 90% of the time he’s “playing” the piano with his feet, so for now let’s just say we’re having a good time figuring it out 😂😂
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
They cant get my data if i am Fully Dissolved in a bath tub full of sodium hydroxide
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
I knew when I wrote the last one that I’d immediately be proved wrong 😂😂😂
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ugh, more eccentric football from Arsenal this half. A shame they don’t award points for possession that goes nowhere
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Is it possible for a social media app to be somewhere that nuanced opinion and conversation can take place, where it’s not all “in order for me to be right, u have to be wrong” type rhetoric? It’s what stops me using most social media, eventually the toxicity is all around u
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
That 1st half of constant possession with eccentric finishing felt like what we might be in for w this lineup. I love havertz and jesus but they are so mercurial, I know it’s reductive to suggest this team w a 20 goal a season striker would be a wholly different thing, but man I would love to see it
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
God Arsenal are just so eccentric. again, I understand the philosophy of high tempo high pass making triangles football, but there’s zero actual cutting edge at the end of it, this team with someone who can be relied on to put it in the net would be such a different animal
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
I really wish football still valued the out and out goalscorer, as an Arsenal fan, as much as I love the concept of high pass rate build from the back football, what I wouldn’t give for someone to just smash the chances into the goal
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Home alone 2 is truly wild. A YEAR after leaving their child to fend off an attack from 2 lunatics, they’re like “u better chill out or maybe it’ll happen again”, then not one of these degenerate parents stops mid sprint through the airport to make sure they still their surely traumatised child.
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
cArRy On Is NoT a ChRiStMaS mOvIe
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Genuinely struggling to think what I could use Bluesky for, don’t want to just have another social account for the sake of it. Shall I just make it an Arsenal fan account?😂😂
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James Vincent McMorrow @jamesvmcmorrow.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Oof, another social media account
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