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Kermit Chow Mane

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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 38m
Metamucil is a hell of a drug
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 40m
I think she’s lost a step or 14.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 16h
Who? What?
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I have officially renamed my backyard, Portland Mar-a-Lago, rapey gold Palace. You can send the checks too….
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Opposite, actually.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Interviewer: Can you explain this gap in your CV? Geologist: it’s an unconformity
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Seems bad.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Just joy from the Russia deal.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“I, of course, would prefer to meet at a furniture store, Vivek in a room full of mirrors…”
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Maybe. At this point your average Republican is so morally depraved that I think they’d pay to watch Hegseth run over Somalis with a tank. People I used to know as “good”, but whom I disagreed with politically; were fine, totally fine, with every ICE killing.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
What next from ”kill em all” Pete….running over migrant children with tanks? No republican would bat an eye.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m gonna guess a whole lot of raping going on. And that includes the couches for sure.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You know Hegseth would love to put on a white robe and use a rope.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder who dusts the wall decor in the Emmer house?
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She holds her mouth like that because of all the pubic hair in between her teeth. It’s sad really.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When MAGAs realize what country tacos are associated with they literally just drop them in the street.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But they’ll take his velvety couch from his cold, dead hands…
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This time with a camelback
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s ok, they don’t know what any of it is anyways.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And the response from the crowd. He felt that, he knows what he said, they know what he said.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAGA cannot fail, it can only be failed
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nah, it was pretty clear the audience reaction to the possible incineration of LA jazzed him up
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yea…you’re right. That motherfucking peice of shit just suggested it would be ok for Iran to nuke two major American cities. What the actual fuck….. I know he’s an addled old moron who can’t differentiate his bathroom mirror from a small crowd of traitorous shitheads, but come on…
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They forgot “….of lies”
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He was a Republican..right? A REPUBLICAN. They are the party of rape and pedophilia.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Disgraced is doing a lot of work. Should be “Hastert, like the current president was a pedophile and rapist…”
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, maybe Sam Alito has only an abstract interest in not falling into a volcano
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think if dems win Texas gov we find out that they have been massively suppressing votes in dem strongholds and if that get fixed…..
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You just made a statement. Would’ve been simple for her to just move on.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forthwith I shall use this devil box to subdue my detractors….
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
weirdo
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Land war in Asia during the winter?
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
-Have Vivek try to pick up more kids -Blame the Iowa City Kiwanis Club, who have never been out of state, for the reflecting pool fiasco -Broadcast Trump having his diaper changed by a blindfolded Natalie -double the federal diesel tax -by executive order make Oct 23rd crap on a homeless Veteran Day
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This sound good.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You take the good news where you can get it I guess.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Remember when that porn actress you paid to have sex with told everyone you have a tiny penis? Remember when you committed treason? Remember when you raped women quarterly and then got too old and had to switch to prostitution? Remember when Harris smoked you in a debate because you’re dumb?
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All those people behind them are like gawd… is this worth $27 and a free Percocet?
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is there ever a moment, a brief millisecond, of self reflection?
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
or the boner pills from some ex NFL players. Just send a text!
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet he needs some supplemental insurance on his car.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Amen.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just absolutely insane. The man is insane. HE’S FUCKING INSANE.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You’re pretty good at this. And honestly, you make it look easy. I have a lot of friends in Michigan and I hope you’re their next senator.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m sure Politico and Axios are working on strategy session right now….
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m 100% convinced that the only way, the only possible way, that Katie could’ve become pregnant from that man as if he was listening to Hitler’s speeches during attempted coitus.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s OK, not a good hot sauce, but OK. I really like your enthusiasm though.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who is ”God Heathrow”? Does he work for Trump?
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look so many times when Democrats get good polling numbers we say “I wanna believe but it just won’t happen”. What if instead we said “of course!!!, Abbott’s a shit bag, no one should vote for him. If you vote for him you’re a goddamn fool“
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gorka musk, it just leaves them incapacitated.
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Kermit Chow Mane @jamestmckraken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Poor Chile.
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