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James

@jamestallon.bsky.social
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Man, have I been through some shit… Packers, Red Wings, F1, video games, fatherhood, Midwest, Russell/Norris/Yuki, etc, etc… (He/Him)

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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 19h
My @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social are headed to the World Ducking Series!!!
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Sloth from The Goonies Close-Up
ALT: Sloth from The Goonies Close-Up
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sure, if you believe things like easily verifiable facts.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
600 was already too expensive. Now 800 and no promotion? D. O. A.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
…for now.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bears fans and it’s not particularly close.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
He had nothing to work with!
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Beat that dead Trojan horse
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the hell is going on with my Red Wings?
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Good, now do the country.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd appreciate it if they never used "war daddy" in NFL broadcasts ever again.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why go to the mountains for no internet when we have no internet at home? (Smashes phone)
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yes please!
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s the range and the price. Low range and high price kill it. I’d love to have one but not with those specs.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s pretty nice of them.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Being called not a smart person by Rodgers is the highest compliment possible.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Word of the Day toilet paper had “triumphal” on it
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Or the fucked by dogs lobby
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’ve cut those kind of people out of my life long ago.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
But not for the better.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We don’t need Libertarianism+ when we already have it at home. Just vote republican.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Film noir or GTFO
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The kids call those a No Doubter
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I pulled Mendoza, Lemon, Price and Strib out of this class. Feeling good.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Jim Carrey as Truman Bowing Farewell
ALT: Jim Carrey as Truman Bowing Farewell
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good. Then I completed that with my previous question. Good night folks!
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Do I have to?
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shoulda said “looks like I’m not the only one with demons to drink under the table” and moonwalked away.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Here ya go. www.amazon.com/vindp/B0H6SF...
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New 2026 Hyundai IONIQ 5 Limited
The estimated order total may include additional dealer fees. These charges represent costs and profit to the dealer for items such as inspecting, cleaning, adjusting vehicles, and preparing documents related to the sale.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I was never brain damaged enough to make that work…
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The biggest mistake in human history is not inventing an “I’m being silly, this is a joke” font. Cuz otherwise some people are too up their own butts…
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Physical copy on the way!
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Piracy! Kidding!
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Which version makes you more money? Physical or digital?
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hmmm…let’s see if Trump will take actually devastating news seriously. I’m not gonna hold my breath.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
And then they cut him
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hey, if it kills the AI industry, I support it.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Can I die now if I say I feel like I’m 80?
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m too dumb to do the words cuz I’m too dumb to do the math. Got it.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Elon Musk Smoking a Joint
ALT: Elon Musk Smoking a Joint
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know her! I went to high school with her!
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
They’re you’re basically there.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Get a good pair of bookshelf speakers and some duct tape.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The fragilest of things imaginable…
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If they can’t take time to make their food look good then it’s safe to assume they won’t take time to make their food taste good too.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Wait, like Strong Strong or just strong strong? Or could he be Strong strong? I’ve heard rumors he might even be STRONG STRONG.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Whoa whoa whoa. Slow down, Detroit.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think we all can eat shit. Sorry, eat and shit. Or eat shit. I don’t know how lax they are at the FDA now.
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James @jamestallon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Aren’t we just gonna steam catapult the soldiers into the drones to knock them down and therefore win?
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