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James Smock

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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A typical day in Salem Massachusetts 🥰 #baphomet #salem #witchcity
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Our neighbor set out a box of free stuff in the lobby of our building and this candle was in there LOL.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Lament. Despair. Woe. Stay dark, Salem! 😘
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
This smashed parking lot gum looks like LSP, and brought me a lot of joy this morning!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Wake up America!! When will we rise up and say “ENOUGH”!?!?
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I just realized what I’m wearing. Nirvana and New Kids on the Block, together at last! #90s #90skid #nirvana #nkotb #newkids #newkidsontheblock #hangintough
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I made this #hoodie out of a #vintage #blanket! I wanted to make sure I knew what I was doing before I recorded how to do it, but this turned out so fucking good! Anyone interested in the how-to? I was thinking of posing a tutorial. I think it looks like frosting. #diyfashion #wearableart #handmade
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I made this #hoodie out of a #vintage #blanket! I wanted to make sure I knew what l was doing before I recorded how to do it, but this turned out so fucking good! Anyone interested in the how-to? I was thinking of posing a tutorial. I think it looks like frosting. #diyfashion #wearableart #handmade
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Happy sexy spooky season!
A white sheet ghost with a thick muscular body and a round voluptuous package!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The only people choosing their orientation are the people choosing to be straight.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Republicans protect pedos
A glitter heart sticker with Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein standing next to each other, and under them it reads “republicans protect pedos” (which is short for pedophiles
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Queen 🫶🏻
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
My husband and I have been working on a couch co-op video game for years, and we’re super close to making it a playable game! 2 people control the same body to complete challenges and heal through poetry and communication. It’s completely unique and I’m so excited about it! Everything is hand drawn!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Good advice. Also, keep fighting this corrupt regime!
No one will come and save you. You have to save yourself, little by little, day by day. Build yourself a home. Nurture your body. Find something to work on. Something that makes you excited, something you want to learn. Get yourself some books and learn them by heart. Dress up for no one but you and simply feel nice. It's a lovely feeling, to feel pretty. You don't need anyone to confirm it.
I get so goddamn lonely and sad and filled with regrets some days, but I'm learning to breathe deep through it and keep walking. I'm learning to make things nice for myself. Slowly building myself a home with things I like. I'm learning to save myself.
Charlotte Eriksson
Word Porn
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Recognizing pedophiles and racists has never been easier! They now wear a giant sign on their head.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Who did this? 🤣😕😭
A sticker of the Sanderson sisters (who are witches who eat children) from Hocus Pocus, but the faces have been replaced with Trump and Putin and the tagline says “we kill children”
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Dartrix looks like a surfer babushka. They’re all “How tasty are the waves today, my little shashinka?”
A picture of Dartix, who has big bangs that look like surfer hair, and appears to be wearing a headdress like a Russian babushka.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Can anyone who's seen this movie explain this cover to me? Other than to trick people into thinking Martin Short is playing a human version of the big red dog, why the hell is he tied to a dog house? LOL.
Cover of the Martin Short movie Clifford on VHS. He’s standing bent over next to a doghouse, and he’s chained to the ground. It’s worth mentioning, Martin Short also plays a 10 year old kid in this movie.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
I think about meatghetti and spagballs a lot.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I do.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It’s a picture of Reba McEntire and above it says: 
If u ever feel like you just CANT do it - remember Reba built a whole-ass Lipstick empire, with only ONE lip.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
😍
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Bought this cute little end table at a thrift store so I could restore it and bring it back to life. I flip it over and see this glued to the under side of it. THE RAAAAAGE!!!!
Picture of a maple end table circa 1960’s. The underside of the table has a letter glued to it. It reads:

To: Mr. Arthur P. Martelli,
Thank you for your loyal support and steadfast commitment to the Trump Make America Great Again Committee. Grassroots leaders like you are the reason we are putting America First and building a better, safer, more prosperous future for our nation.
Warmest Regards,
Donald J. Trump

Our president is trash and this shit pisses me off.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Yes, this came home with me 🖤
A bloody ripped up shoe from Gage, the kid who gets hit by a car and killed in Pet Sematary.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Chucky melons!!!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Never forgive. Never forget.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
A picture of a baby elephant. Above it reads “ elephants are born weighing 250 pounds. They are the biggest babies on earth except for transphobes.”
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Every single Halloween ever…on VHS! The collection is complete! Until the studio needs more money and resurrects him again! Then I’ll have to find more bootleggers! The ones I have are legit!
Halloween 1-11 and the Rob Zombie remakes on VHS 
- Halloween
- Halloween 2
- Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
- Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Meyers 
- Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Meyers
- Halloween 6: The Curse of Michael Meyers
- Halloween H20
- Halloween Resurrection 
- Rob Zombie’s Halloween
- Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2
- Halloween 2018
- Halloween Kills
- Halloween EndsRob Zombir’s Halloween 1 and 2 on VHS 
Halloween 2018, Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends on VHS made by MoshPit
Halloween 2018, Halloween Kills and Halloween Ends on VHS made by MoshPit. They’re open, revealing orange plastic on the cassettes
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Dr Laura Valentina is 100% right!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
@montemader.bsky.social is 100% right! It’s exactly what I’ve been saying, and why I refuse to turn a blind eye to MAGA merchandise being worn in my presence! It’s the equivalent to a swastika, and I WILL call you a Nazi every fucking time I see it! Turning a blind eye allows bigots to continue hate
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
@mrstevers.bsky.social this is brilliant.
Cross stitch that says “I drink my horchata warm because fuck ICE”
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
KuntyKong?!?! Hahahaha! Is this real?
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
I just realized Josh Hartnett and Oscar Gold have the same haircut!
A side by side of Josh Harrnett from Halloween H2O and Oscar Gold from the American Dad Tearjerker Episode showing the haircut is exactly same!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
There’s still time stop the “big beautiful bill” before it passes! Call 202-224-3121. Trump must be stopped!
Thanks to Senate Republicans, 17 million people will lose their health care.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, rural hospitals will close.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, three million Americans, including veterans and seniors, will lose food assistance.
Thanks to Senate Republicans, families will see their energy bills go up by $400 a year.
Senate Republicans are doing all of this and more — hurting working people across our nation — in order to pay for $1 trillion in tax cuts for billionaires.
There is still time to stop this bill before it passes in the House. Call 202-224-3121 and tell your representative to vote no.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I don’t know where this came from, cuz I found it on my phone. But thank you to whoever created it! Better a Faggot Than a Fascist.
Pen and paper, tattoo style, hand drawn artwork depicting a dog chewing on a severed hand surrounded by flowers and 2 suns being stabbed by swords. The words around the dog read “better a faggot than a fascist”
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Rebecca Black appreciation post. If you haven’t kept up with her career, she’s making some seriously amazing music! Her new album Salvation is 🔥
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
So, I’m watching Halloween 4, and I’m just curious why they used a prosthetic nipple to represent the burns on his right cheek?
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Cross stitch collaborations with @mrstevers.bsky.social are coming out so great!
A frame with purple flowers around around the top has a hand stitched cross stitch that reads “if at first you don’t succeed it’s only attempted murder”
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Wild theory: Mimi Bobeck is actually another Jerrica Benton personae created by Synergy to antagonize chunky midwesterners. I’d watch the hell out of this show!
A side by side of Mimi Bobeck from the Drew Carey show and Jem from Jem and the Holograms depicting the similarities in makeup and outrageous outfits. Also the blonde hair and big red earrings A side by side of Mimi Bobeck from the Drew Carey show and Jem from Jem and the Holograms depicting the similarities in makeup and outrageous outfits. Also the blonde hair and big red earrings
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Toxel is my Mystery Science Theater 3000 buddy this evening.
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Time to bring this old chestnut back out! These showed up in Seattle overnight in 2016 during the last idiotic presidency. They were all destroyed except this one. The business owners pulled it into their shop and kept it safe. Now that we’re at war again, it’s time for the people to stand against!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#NoKingsDay in Salem Massachusetts!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#NoKingsDay in Salem MA had a HUGE turnout!
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James Smock @jamessmock.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Man at “No Kings” rally holding a sign that says “Trump can Oligargle these nuts”
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