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Jim Paul

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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 13h
Roman Holiday Inn
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 13h
Seven Brides for Seven Samurai
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We thought it was a Digger Phelps biopic.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's two different states sooo... not technically possible.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
3, 2, 1... annnnnd the algae's back.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don't usually find much common ground with authoritarian theocrats, but when they're right they're right.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hates Puccini.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Mozzarella Styx
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pro: Tenacious Con: Can't throw
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Even dumber than I expected.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
static.klipy.com
That's a Shame Reaction
ALT: That's a Shame Reaction
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
In other news, applications to the FBI's K-9 unit have quadrupled.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Bye.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hackensack, mon amour
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
One talks. The other doesn't.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
You misspelled... something.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Roll of double-sided tape that's eleven inches short of complete.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
How is Lars Nootbaar not a hockey player?
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I'm on Team Haven't Seen It Yet and the people on Team Already Seen It are stupid.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Tuba man. Scuba man. Man tuba, man scuba? Scuba tuba, man. Scuba tuba. Man... man. Tuba tuba tuba tuba. Tuba man.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
That'll show him!
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I can't remember.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
[Taps watch. Scans firmament for signs of giant asteroid.]
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
His fingers are bent, you moron.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Everyone is getting the same feed from FIFA.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Careful what you wish for. You might lose his other goal as well. youtu.be/ZRol-2r_AhE?...
youtu.be
Gary Lineker & Jürgen Klinsmann React to Diego Maradona's 'The Goal of the Century'
YouTube video by FIFA
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It would be irresponsible not to play his best eleven. Pochettino can't help what anyone says on the make-believe interwebs.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“That can’t finish and can’t make in-game adjustments.”
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
That’s nice.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We do it all the time in CONCACAF. Trinida AND Tobago Antigua AND Barbuda St Kitts AND Nevis
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
B/H -- OK Qatar -- Yes, please Ecuador -- Ehh, I guess Senegal -- Not really Norway -- No no no Algeria -- OK Austria -- OK Curacao -- Yes, please Ivory Coast -- Not really Germany -- No Sweden -- No Jordan -- Yes Iraq -- Yes
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
We beat them, eight runs to three tries.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Spurs had it won and then somebody "found" a whole bunch of Knicks points in the middle of the night.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
No. www.bbc.com/bbcthree/art...
bbc.com
Fake moon landings, flat Earth & ghosts: Athletes have some pretty unconventional theories
Real eyes realise real lies, yeah?
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Earl "The Churl" DeBusschere
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Knicks sweep Philadelphia. "Lucky they didn't have to play Boston!" Knicks sweep Cleveland. "Lucky they didn't have to play Detroit!" Knicks sweep San Antonio. "Lucky the didn't have to play OKC!"
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
If that happened I wouldn't even care if the Knicks lost.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
share.google/gLIMPzoSrNy0...
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Google Image Result for https://media1.tenor.com/m/SQat8PlhhzMAAAAC/well-bye-later.gif
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Or he fell out of a plane. Or a dog peed on his head.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ten years ago it was the Cubs' year, and what happened? Donald F. Trump. If the Knicks winning the championship brings about the end of the world, I have to tell you -- I'm ready.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Can we collectively as a species, just pretend he doesn't exist forever? Fixed.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Chuck Clarke and Lyle Rogers have pulled out of Freedom 250.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
It was really unfair of the Knicks to not give the Cavs a chance to show how much better they are.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
MAGA, vegan, swiss, ambidextrous, non-algebraic, doorknob
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
True.
Robert Mitchun and Jane Greer (in snood) in Out of the Past.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Blueberry Gout
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Sunk cost fallacy.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Our president.
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Jim Paul @jamespaul3.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
She should have hugged him tightly, with a pillow over his little face. Not sorry.
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