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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

December 30 answer On one hand it's great, but on the other it's just not right. December 31 answer Every year they drop the ball.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

December 30 I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both left-handed December 31 They say thw best New Year's Eve party is in Times Square, but I think it's a bit of a letdown

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

December 26 answer Because their horns don't work! December 27 answer It's been sew-sew December 28 answer Hot, because you can catch a cold! December 29 answer But now I can't open it because the door faces the wall.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

December 24 answer Subordinate clauses December 25 answer Eggnog-stic December 26 why do cows have bells? December 27 I started a new job at a tailor the other week December 28 Which is faster: hot or cold? December 29 The rerecuple said, "set the oven to 180 degrees."

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

December 21 answer Do you smell carrots? December 22 answer In retrospect, paper would have been easier December 23 answer With ten tickels! December 24 What do you call Santa's little helpers? December 25 What do you call a person who doesn't believe in Santa Clause?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

December 19 answer They drop all their needles December 20 answer There was nothing left but de Brie December 21 What did one snowman say to the other snowman? December 22 Last year, I wrote a book on penguins December 23 How do you make an octopus laugh?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

December 17 answer ... but that's just nuts December 18 **I tried to make a belt out of watches, but I realized it was a waste of time.** December 19 Why are Christmas trees so bad at knitting? December 20 Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

December 13 answer Eclipse it December 14 answer He got an off-ice job December 15 ans. Nevermind, it's over your head. December 16 **my wife was really mad because I have no sense of direction. So, I packed up my stuff and right!** December 17 I thought about going on an all-almond diet...

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

December 12 answer "Etch who?" "Gesundheit" December 13 How does the Moon cut his hair? December 14 Did you hear about the hockey player who switched professions? December 15 Did you hear the joke about the roof?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

December 9 answer So far I've got 12 fridges December 10 answer You follow the fresh prints December 11 **Knowing how to pick locks has opened a lot of doors for me** December 12 (1/2) "Knock, knock" "Who's there?" "Etch."

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

Been sick and haven't been able to do these but im ok now, ill be continuing with as many as I can each day. December 8 answer Doctor: "I know. I'm David ." December 9 I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. December 10 How do you follow Will Smith out of the snow?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

December 7 answer But I didn't 1 2. December 8 Doctor: "relax, David, it's a small surgery, so there's not need to panic." Patient: "but my name isn't David."

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

December 6 answer Nothing: it was on the house December 7 My friend told me to stop speaking in numbers.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

December 5 answer Halling taxis! December 6 How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

December 4 answer It was just gathering dust December 5 What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

December 3 One Mississippi December 4 I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

December 2 answer Because they're shellfish! December 3 How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

December 1 answer But they're hVjnf trouble installing Windows. December 2 Why don't oysters donate to charity?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 01/12/2025

November 29 answer If it isn't autocorrect. December 1 I heard Apple is designing a new automatic car.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

November 29 We'll We'll We'll... November 30 **Two cows were in a field. One said, "Moooooo," and the other replied, "I was just going to say that."

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

November 27 answer "Quack, quack!" November 28 **This year my teacher gave out Black Friday deals too. My late assignment got 50% off!

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

November 26 answer A boa constructor November 27 What did thr turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving Day?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

November 25 answer The man replied "Since next Monday" November 26 What do yiu call a snake wearing a hard hat?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

November 24 answer A towel! November 25 A man went to the doctor because he started seeing into the future. The doctor asked, "How long have you been suffering from this condition?"

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

November 23 answer Then j picked the movie and the pizza because I'm the one with thw money. November 24 What gets wet as it dries?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 23/11/2025

November 22 answer It was too possessive! November 23 I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and what kind of pizza to order.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

November 21 answer Nothing; it just waved November 22 Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

November 20 answer I thought to myself. "That sounds like a fair trade." November 21 What did one ocean say to the other?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

November 20 I saw a sign that said "Watch for children"

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

November 18 answer Me: " Very, very seriously." November 19 ** Thenfirst computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple with limited memory - just one byte and everything crashed!**

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

November 17 answer A buck an ear November 18 Barista: "How do you take your coffee?"

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

November 16 answer He told her, "Aye, E, I owe you!" November 17 How much does sit cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 16/11/2025

November 15 answer In case they get a hole in one! November 16 One vowel saved another vowel's life

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

November 14 answer I told her she's going to have to dill with it November 15 Why do golfers wear two pairs od pants?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

November 14 My wife said she doesn't like my pickle puns.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

November 12 answer Stident: "At once!" November 13 ***No matter how kind your kids are, German kids are kinder!***

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 12/11/2025

November 11 answer A stick! November 12 Teacher: "Class, I want you all to answers at once, what is eight times eight?"

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

November 11 What's brown and sticky?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 10/11/2025

November 9 answer Ablebros! November 10 **Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job**

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

November 8 answer I just picked it up as I went along. November 9 What do you call buddies who love math?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

November 7 answer A candle November 8 Learning how to collect trash wasn't hard.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

November 6 answer But I do it with my eyes closed November 7 What is tall when it's young and get short when it's old?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 06/11/2025

November 5 answer Good thymes November 6 Some people have difficulty sleeping...

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

November 4 answer A gummy bear November 5 I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

November 4 What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 03/11/2025

November 2 answer A jewler sella watches and a jailer watches cells November 3 **It takes guts to be and organ donor.**

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

November 1 answer Deja Deja who? Knock knock November 2 What's the difference between a jeweler and a jaller

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

October 31 answer Latin, because it's a dead language November 1 Knock knock Who's there?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

October 30 answer The other friend said. "Exactly!" October 31 What do zombies speak?

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jamesmcmac.bsky.social @jamesmcmac.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

October 28 answer A locker poodle-boo! October 29 answer Because the "P" is silent. October 30 One friend said to another. "There's only one thing that scares me on Halloween" The friend replied, "Which is...?"

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