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James LV

@jamesleytevidal.bsky.social
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SANS Principal Instructor. IT Security practitioner. GSE 209. Gamer and runner in my abundant spare time. Likely being sarcastic. Florida Man as a Service. He/Him Medium.com/@james.leyte.vidal

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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Futurama Fry: I Am Shocked, Not That Shocked
Alt: Futuramas Fry, declaring he’s Shocked, but Not That Shocked
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Stitch Says Hiiii!
Alt: Stitch Says Hiiii!
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“We deliver for…your adversary”
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No thanks lol
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I still think 404 pages need to include a picture of John Cena somewhere on the page. It can be a 1x1 image but it has to be there somewhere
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh those results are fascinating..and I need to be more educational apparently :)
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Wait what lol
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I get yelled at every time I lay on the keyboard like that
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This better be set in Florida
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’m in this photo and I don’t like it
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Some days you lose a sink and gain a cat bed
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Most embarrassing story…so far
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hmmm I remember teaching in Stockholm on my birthday and someone sneakily ensuring it wasn’t forgotten…
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Omg happy birthday!
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
It’s a two shot sequence? Been meaning to go get it
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
Alt: Evil kermit telling good Kermit to “do it” though in this case “it” is most likely not evil.
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Safe travels! Man I love that place. At least I get to go up there in march!
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
You’re talking about you right
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Do It
ALT: Do It
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
7 months in and still waiting…it’s so true haha
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Deadpool would disagree!
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Deadpool Honda
Alt: Deadpool reminding everyone that the Honda odyssey does, in fact, fuck.
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
These would go great with popplers
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well now you’ve given me plans for the weekend
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I’m desperate to find something to help manage *gestures wildly* Thank you for doing this, will give it a shot!
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I mean, they’re maduros, do what you gotta do #tostones4lyfe
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi - Before the Dark Times
Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi, declaring that was Before the Dark Times
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Like you wouldn’t have lost any socks if you did it yourself”
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There was a rotary phone in the lobby at our hotel in NYC a couple weeks ago and it triggered a long lecture for the kids
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At least they asked nicely
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Congratulations!
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is gonna have to go to the top of the gif rotation
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Paul Rudd as Ant-Man Questions Quantum Terminology
Alt: Paul Rudd as Ant-Man Questions why the pym’s put the word quantum in front of everything
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
/bawk
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Why is there no emoji for subtweet
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Kids these days
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Is there like a hue preset for bisexual or anything?
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Everyone in this place is staring at me now wondering why I just guffawed
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Oh boy
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Doja Cat: Kermit 'Do It' Meme
Alt: Evil Kermit telling normal Kermit to “ ‘Do It'
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I starting using “prompt kiddies” last year but more focused on those using for offensive purposes à la the old school script kiddies
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
No whey
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
They are so fortunate to have your insight- but they won’t if you’re too tired to give it. Resssssssst
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I suppose I should have expected this but I don’t think this is fitting in my cupholder
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Infosecsie (ツンデレ) @myraccoonhands.com · 19/05/2026
✨I’m seeking a new REMOTE role✨ Now: Senior Solutions Consultant Specialties: • Cybersecurity strategy, governance, framework alignment, resilience • Secure engineering, architecture • Training planning, creation, instruction, delivery • Technical documentation, policy, process improvement, mapping
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Make a network cable like this and I’m in
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Leeroy Jenkins is old enough to drink today. Schedule your colonoscopy
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Thanks for this detail - keep meaning to do this
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Works *great* for printers
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I told my kids last night “want to watch a cheesy movie?” And increased this counter +1
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a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera and saying your soul is mine .
Alt: Shang tsung telling Liu kang his soul is…uh, his.
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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a robot is standing in the rain with a red light on its head
Alt: Gipsy danger heading out to battle
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
That’s amazing :)
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James LV @jamesleytevidal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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a cartoon character with glasses and a mohawk is saying always watching
Alt: Roz from monsters inc is always watching
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