Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 23/09/2026I can't believe this is what google's homepage looks like now 7252
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 22/09/2026apple & google should ban those vague “enhanced user experience” phone app patch notes 0271
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 13/09/2026if i see one more god damn 3d printed dragon at a convention booth 0353
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 11/09/2026they say "don't judge the book by its cover" but AI flyers are a good giveaway if irl event you're invited to is gonna be garbage 0418
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 11/09/2026been doing cardio all summer and so now when i do my usual stuff, i only burn like half the calories, so i cant eat like an animal anymore 1230
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 10/09/2026i find it fascinating how we went full circle with tabloid news, which now live in the form of “image+caption” with no sources whatsoever, yet people just eat it up 0232
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 27/08/2026“we attempted delivery” i read off my phone, as i’m chasing the speeding delivery truck, that flew by without stopping in the first place 1280
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 24/08/2026Was updating some old apps, so I checked patch notes and one of them says “Added AI assistant”… fair to say, this app is gonna stay on old version for the foreseeable future 0260
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 24/08/2026are you even living the real life if you don’t have expired neosporin somewhere in your house 2280
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 23/08/2026was rewatching Ice Age 1 until it started playing that one song used by tiktok moms and i almost instinctively skipped forward 0250
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 22/08/2026my favorite minecraft playstyle is: - Start playing. - Lose entire inventory to some stupid mistake - Stop playing for 6 months. - Repeat. 3624
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 20/08/2026exercising control of my destiny by opening microwave door before it can beep at me 2301
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 19/08/2026I swear AMC theater ads are only allowed to be played at AMC theaters 1231
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 14/08/2026nothing made me stop shopping faster than forced AI in site’s search with no way to disable it 0261
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 10/08/2026they don't make safety work shoes in "i forgot to install counter-strike" color, so i made my own 1414
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 09/08/2026keep falling for this idea of eating garbage food and then expecting to feel any way other than garbage afterwards 0231
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 08/08/2026arizona drinks have “2.5 servings” on its nutritional value labels to make 20 kilograms of sugar look less bad. dude, nobody is drinking arizona can over 2.5 separate days hello 3251
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 06/08/2026cool lifehack to live healthier and never have low blood pressure again: start playing tekken & counter-strike 1270
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 06/08/2026Unironically DDR had better effect on my cardio in 3 months than jogging in the mornings for years 2491
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 03/08/2026genius idea to improve NBA: sprinkle in some 4-5ft tall dudes in teams, so tall players cant reach the ball when its too low 2123316
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 01/08/2026can somebody please measure thickness of new bounty paper sheet and one from a year ago, because i have a theory 0230
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 31/07/2026got kicked out of a store for interrogating employees about victoria and her secrets 0372
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 30/07/2026"i listen to everything, just play whatever" crowd is always quick to rip the phone out of my hands the moment i start playing gargling sounds with extra reverb 2373
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 28/07/2026i hate adobe acrobat i hate adobe acrobat i hate adobe acrobat 1322
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 26/07/2026i remember landline phones having cords so strong you could stretch them across the entire great wall of china and they would still work, meanwhile modern usb cords rip if you look at them wrong 1252707227
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 22/07/2026i will never forgive photobucket for wiping out like half of old forum photos, making DIY & car repair guides look like redacted SCP articles 0364
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 20/07/2026witnessed a bunch of ants accidentally wipe out their colony by bringing shampoo residue to their queen 2341
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 18/07/2026pinterest spent a decade killing access to images on the internet, just to get filled with AI generated slop in the end 2211
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 07/07/2026broke #1 rule of a fighting game by accidentally having fun 1301
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 06/07/2026went to a junkyard and was reminded how much i miss tinkering and fixing cars 0280
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 03/07/2026was reminded of mortality by twisting my ankle while playing DDR 1250
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 02/07/2026made a rookie mistake of opening tekken 8 on a stressful day 1270
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 01/07/2026with how much the technology has advanced, im surprised we’re still stuck with 512GB or 1TB storage as default options for everything 1261
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 30/06/2026DayZ code was so bad, I'm still paranoid of ladders in videogames 0200
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 28/06/2026they say the lightning never strikes the same place twice but i was invited to play among us 4 times this month 3330
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 25/06/2026“you must update the app to use it” no i don’t i just open it few times a year to use my expiring $0.12 reward points when buying a sandwich you are nothing to me i am not updating you i want that sandwich 1392
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 24/06/2026i cant be the only person who, as a kid, was very surprised to find out that seahorses are actually really tiny 2240
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 23/06/2026there needs to be a movie or a show about some guy being sent to fictional world but instead of doing quests, they just speedrun the whole thing by exploiting physics, glitches etc 6546
Jameskii @jameskii.pizza · 18/06/2026human race has been making ceiling fans for 100+ years and yet we still haven’t figured how to display its speed setting 2310
