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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Brutal piss taking by the US to praise so many of our TV shows while their tech companies destroy the financial model that allowed us to make any of them

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Ah, the world of today, where everyone's last performance is Orson Welles in Transformers The Movie because pretty much everything is Transformers The Movie

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Most of what I came and saw was a peaceful protest

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Great player, great shirt, great team, great man

Kevin Keegan playing for Southampton, c.80-82

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

The address! On your cheques! Has been a Wagamama since 2009-ah

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Daughter has this from school - I assume it downplays the contribution of Paul McCartney

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Our take on Starmer/Burnham, social media and Russian frigates - more more more in the latest podcast out today WHEREEVERYOUGETYOURPODCASTS

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

“We can finally do Saucy Jack. People should envy us. I envy us.”

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

I mean, I don’t work for Sainsbury’s or have access to their data, but when I hear 0.02% of everyone who crosses their threshold in a week, I don’t think “oh, that’s a trivially small number.”

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

At least Bear Grylls wouldnt have embarrassed the government by being publicly linked to a sex offender

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Andy Burnham’s older than you think

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Just improved that for you no worries you’re welcome

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Yeah that’s not going to work. You are still going to need jizz.

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Violets are blue, roses are red

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Rain don’t stop Camborne Wednesdays

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

JFC the idea that some people live in a space where that guy did a good job

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 21/12/2025

Harsh burn on Keir’s “trying to swallow a whole meatball” speaking voice

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

I mean I was there - and it wasn’t like there were an exceptional number of changes for live telly.

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

The intention is clearer in the extant first draft

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

If you see this, post a comic cover you love

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

If you can’t spot the error, it’s McCclaren.

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

I guess the new observer isn’t into F1.

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

“It’s been declined, do you have any other method of payment?”

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

This headline basically describes all of popular entertainment now

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

As she’s Culture Secretary, Lisa Nandy won’t need me to tell her who this is or where he was born.

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

I mean IMAGINE if Bradford had famous historic links with cinema. IMAGINE if a multiple Oscar nominated British actor, arguably THE most respected living British actor, had been brought up in Wigan, YOUR OWN F**KING CONSTITUENCY. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Hi Lisa Nandy! I’m a BAFTA winner from a small town. Instead of asinine questions like this, why not tell us how we can continue to make a living in the eviscerated creative sector over which you notionally preside?

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

Boujis was massive, so will be wherever Prince George hangs out in a few years. It’s just we’re in a period where all the royals are middle aged.

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Unusually easy as I have just been listening to records upstairs while wife & daughter watch Strictly

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 28/09/2025

There are few more cherished beliefs in the north than the idea that people in other parts of the country do not identify with their own local football club

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Hot ironmongery has never been bigger business, claims blacksmith to bailiffs

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

One of these institutions has a selective admissions policy

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

Bit weird but whatever gets you in the mood I guess

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 26/08/2025

It’s not impossible to know that. It’s very possible. On the grounds that mirroring previous interactions and regurgitating existing data is literally all this thing can do.

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James Kettle @jameskettle.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Read that sentence back to yourself

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