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James Allen

@jamesdallen.me
130 followers 364 following 364 posts

Christian, Husband, Father, Full stack Laravel developer

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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 03/10/2026
“Lift yourself” I started the song and they kept looking at me confused. “Trust me” I kept saying. And when “that next verse though” hit you should have heard the cackles. No regrets
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 03/10/2026
As my boys (7 and 4) were discussing poop for the 9000th time I figured it was time… I’ll preface this by saying I’m not a Kanye fan in general but there is one song of his that applies directly-
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 02/10/2026
Nobody wants to 10x my salary ☹️
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 30/09/2026
Last time I set up a loop it chewed through my tokens in about 30 minutes 😅
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 28/09/2026
having to use manual mode today like someone from 6 months ago...
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 24/09/2026
This is some grade A phishing/trolling. Got this message from "Sendgrid"
A message from "Sendgrid" saying they are going to put a "Support Clavicular" message at the bottom of all your messages
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 15/09/2026
If the robots don’t take over, what am I going to do with this plasma rifle?
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 01/09/2026
Claude accidentally pushed to main today and I'm like "See! its not just me"
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 07/08/2026
I can’t from inside the company either to be honest
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 02/08/2026
Dinner is served
A perfectly can shaped hunk of refried beans in a saucepan
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 29/07/2026
uhhh- nevermind
Add Claude?
It can: 
Access the page debugger backend
Read and change all your data on all websites
Display notifications
Manage your downloads
Communicate with cooperating native applications
View and manage your tab groups
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 14/07/2026
I’ve got a new prompt I’m testing out
A post-it with the phrase- “Do the work perfectly. NO MISTAKES”
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 14/07/2026
I’ve even caught myself thinking about gremlins
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 13/07/2026
I watched that movie with no idea what it was about going into it 😅 I thought it was an interstellar type movie
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 09/07/2026
Oh snap that’s genius
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 09/07/2026
*Japan
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 07/07/2026
Neighbors are wondering if their tinnitus is back
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 01/07/2026
That’s why they have a feature to pre-warm a certain number of processes
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 27/06/2026
Claude lately: "Starting up 20 background agents to work in parallel. Oops you have hit your api limit"
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 23/06/2026
Cardinal is about to start beating himself up
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 19/06/2026
I think devs (myself included) can use dry too much, having said that, I’ve seen an agent build a whole new table for something you already have data for
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 19/06/2026
I’m curious if it has to do with the tendency for agents to just build what they need in isolation. While a developer might think of a way to use existing code and refactor to make it easier, I’ve noticed agents just tend to build an isolated feature.
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 19/06/2026
I'm going to have to make a "no Claude Friday" or something so I can still keep a mental picture of these applications and keep from going crazy
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 14/06/2026
This kid has it right youtube.com/shorts/LiknU...
youtube.com
Kid has insanely good bird call mimicry #trending #mimicry #birdcalls #fyp #shorts #tiktok
YouTube video by Kantstopmy3 Gaming
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 13/06/2026
I see nothing wrong here
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 11/06/2026
My most recent dadism- “Do you know when tomorrow will be today? Tomorrow”
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 04/06/2026
You are probably right - type casting in php is weird 😅
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 04/06/2026
Anyone know how to disallow `supabase db deploy` from rogue agents or have some alcohol they can send me?
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 04/06/2026
0 as a string?
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 03/06/2026
Cincinnati style comma
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 29/05/2026
I don’t except for a few specific ones. I even have trouble remembering my college professors
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 28/05/2026
I just caught a typo that Claude added. Maybe it can take my job… 🤔
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 28/05/2026
No Bon Iver?
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 27/05/2026
Makes me think of this package from @tonysm.com github.com/tonysm/impor...
github.com
GitHub - tonysm/importmap-laravel: Use ESM with import maps to manage modern JavaScript in Laravel without transpiling or bundling.
Use ESM with import maps to manage modern JavaScript in Laravel without transpiling or bundling. - tonysm/importmap-laravel
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 19/05/2026
Yeah I was supposed to be the dumb, irresponsible, and wildly overpaid junior
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 19/05/2026
It’s a little hard to see but it looks like we are going to have a good crop of utensils this year
Plastic forks and knives surrounding a plant for some reason
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 14/05/2026
Coding in 2026 (kind of joking)
Desmond pushing the button on lost
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 13/05/2026
*Continvoucly morge
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 10/05/2026
RIP
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 04/05/2026
All the local builders are wondering why there are no door stops available
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 02/05/2026
Hey that’s what I do!
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 01/05/2026
what's going on with launchpad today?
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 28/04/2026
This made me chuckle on downdetector
Message from Clifford: "OMG I need Claude to remember how to breath... do I inhale or exhale???? Please restore Claude now before we all expire!!!!"
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 28/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man driving a car with the words no it 's up there ! there 's no road here !
Alt: a man driving a car with the words no it 's up there ! there 's no road here ! Ends up in the lake
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 27/04/2026
I think I was at about $5.25 working at a movie theater in 2004 or 2005 but we got free movies. I really took advantage of that perk 😅
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 27/04/2026
Bonus if I can put as many randomly colored highlights on it as I want
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 27/04/2026
Man hand picking through a large document written by a human and hand writing notes sounds more and more cathartic lately.
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 24/04/2026
Dang it!
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 24/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do
Alt: a woman wipes her face with a red cloth and says what do mean?
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James Allen @jamesdallen.me · 22/04/2026
Anyone else ping claude when they wake up so they get a better throttle reset time or am I just weird?
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