James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 15/12/2025If you message me first, please show your face? Oh, that’s a lovely face you have there. Get the fuck out of here with this bullshit. These apps fucking suck. 010
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I mean, I know Bubba is one of the best characters on Mama’s Family, but why is everybody talking about him all of a sudden? 010
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 04/11/2025This led me down a weird grammatical rabbit hole. 120
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 03/11/2025These bots don’t seem to pick up on sarcasm well. @grindr.bsky.social 120
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Whoever this guy is, foreplay isn’t his strong suit. 😂 120
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Somehow, protests on a Saturday still garner the “Why aren’t they at work?” How many people work on a Saturday? What about all of the motherfuckers on January 6, which was a MONDAY? 010
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 14/06/2025I must say, the only time my Facebook algorithm was spot on: inundating my feed with posts by Sam Fricker. 🇦🇺 🤤 010
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Out of all the Kennedy’s, this is the one that was spared from the curse? 110
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 14/05/2025For everyone crying around about Pride, listen. We don’t complain when Old Navy has their big spring sale. So shut the fuck up and mind your own damn business! 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 010
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 11/05/2025What’s the deal with all the hot Mormons I’m seeing around town? And why aren’t they knocking on my door with their magazines? 120
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 01/04/2025It feels like it’s been April Fools Day for the past two months. 120
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 01/04/2025When things can’t get any more embarrassing. Was Ted Nugent too busy shitting himself to attend? 010
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 18/03/2025The good thing about being sick is that period shortly after where I sound like Bonnie Tyler. 120
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 21/02/2025“Blow! Blow like you blow that trumpet!” 🎺 #EastEnders 020
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 19/02/2025Looks like I’m not the only one who wants to find out what’s going to happen #EastEnders 130
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Why don’t we just drink rat poison now and get it over with? #AreWeGreatYet? 000
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Can I get dinged on Facebook for telling a racist MF to shut the fuck up? Asking for a friend. 000
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Why does this douchebag need lieutenants? 010
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 01/02/2025My brain hurts that I know people who actually think it’s a good idea to further desecrate Mount Rushmore by adding that orange piece of shit’s mugging smug motherfucking face on it. 000
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Leave Kirk Cameron alone!! 🤣🤣bit.lyKirk Cameron flees California for TennesseeKirk Cameron flees California for Tennessee. Newsner give you the news that truly matters to you! 000
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Reading about the new Little House on the Prairie, coming to Netflix. 100
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Looks like someone is building up their resume to the future Republican senator or something. 000
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Roses are red, some light bulbs are bright 000
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025Here’s a look at some of the important issues politicians are fighting for in North Dakota. 000
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 23/01/2025I found the Bible that Trump swore on (and didn’t touch) during the inauguration. 020
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 22/01/2025I think Kate McKinnon could totally play her on SNL. 000
Reposted by James DivertissantGeorge Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I just spit out my tea. 1870393066359
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025So I guess we can’t expect a William Henry Harrison cosplay. 120
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Governors ordering flags to fly at full mast next Monday should just give Trump a handy and get it over with. 010
Reposted by James Divertissant𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 08/01/2025Let’s see - I’m being sentenced for 34 felonies on Friday, I’ve nominated a bunch of unschooled idiots for my cabinet, and I owe E Jean $483 million. What can I distract the idiots with? 1023204405031
Reposted by James DivertissantDavid Leavitt @davidleavitt.bsky.social · 01/01/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon of fry sitting at a desk with the words here 's to another lousy yearALT: a cartoon of fry sitting at a desk with the words here 's to another lousy year 961161
Reposted by James DivertissantMike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 29/12/2024I kept changing my mind which Carter cartoon i should go with. Here's all three. 1367222805030
Reposted by James DivertissantThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 23/12/2024Breaking News: A draft House Ethics report concluded that Matt Gaetz regularly paid for sex, had sex with an underage girl and used illegal drugs. nyti.ms/3BEmG4Tnyti.msEthics Panel Report Accuses Matt Gaetz of ‘Regularly’ Paying for Sex and Using Drugs: Trump Transition Live Updates 1591177277
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 21/12/2024They’re closing Party City?media.tenor.coma man with blonde hair and a tattoo on his arm is looking at the camera .ALT: a man with blonde hair and a tattoo on his arm is looking at the camera . 040
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024You know that smug son of a b will probably fire him on his first day in office anyway. 😡 010
James Divertissant @jamescfalcon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024They have the decimal point in the wrong place. 020
