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Jim Becker

@jamesbecker.bsky.social
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May we Americans be British again? Blue Kentuckian. 📵 No DMs if we don’t know each other personally. Don't porn me, bro.

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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I am very happy to nominate His Holiness, Pope Leo XIV, for the Nobel Peace Prize.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I had that pathetic son of a bitch's number weeks ago when I asked ChatGPT to create this before the Artemis II launch.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
"Sorry about the blasphemy. My untreated syphilis was flaring up."
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
U.S. crude tops $110 per barrel and Wall Street tumbles after Trump vows to escalate attacks on Iran - The Associated Press
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Just leaving this right here. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
I've never been a user and only created an account a couple months ago to support my campaign for local office, but when I read that Larry Ellison had purchased it and was already censoring content, then was greeted with this today, I'm thinking we need to get #TrumpTok trending.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I'm sure "Christine Sixteen" is the only KISS song Trump knows.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Thanks to Republican Congressman Brett Guthrie, nearly 1,900 Hardin Countians' health insurance premiums will double in 2026. Fortunately, there's also an election next year in which to register our disapproval.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Thanks, @lynnbrenner.bsky.social!
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Meanwhile, over on Truth Social ...
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
As if someone had to tell him "Endorsed by Crab Lice" maybe not be a winning strategy.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Dear MAGA, The Left expresses its sympathy that Charlie Kirk's alleged killer isn't the Mexican trans Muslim pedophile you had your heart set on.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I know he's been kinda quiet lately, but take heart: Elon Musk is still a scumbag.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
As I recall, Cadet Bone Spurs got five deferments to avoid service in the very same war his pathetic, dickless meme is referencing here. This is what world-class losers look like.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Trump has appointed his new Director of the Bureau of Labor Statistics. Yes, it's the guy with the painting of the battleship Bismarck on the wall behind his desk.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The Cuervo Gold, the untreated syphilis, make tonight a wonderful thing.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
50 years ago this morning. RIP, Chrissie.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
We had about 500 turn out, in the rain, in Elizabethtown. Hardin County showed up yesterday.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I'm genuinely shocked this cretin didn't just write "MS13" on this photo with his dumbass Sharpie and expect us to believe it's Kilmar Abrego Garcia's real tattoo.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Here's what I did today.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
This fall, the Spirit Halloween parody costume memes are gonna write themselves.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
"Liberation Day" has become Liquidation Week. Someone please stop the winning.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Congressional Dems reminding me at this moment of Politenessman.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
On the world stage, the U.S. is now Globo Gym.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
How's your natural disaster going this weekend? Glad to see the fragile would-be emperor had time to be honored and flattered.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tell Google what gulf that is.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
How do we get the next California wildfires to burn Silicon Valley?
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Time to start using Google Maps as much as I use MapQuest.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It was on this day. Never forget.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
As they say in Texas, “All hat, no cattle.”
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
My wife and I saw “The Brutalist,” which was excellent, last night, but were puzzled about the fate of one character, Harrison Van Buren, so I searched online about him this morning. This is why we shouldn’t trust AI:
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
What an appropriate word for this week.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And now, “Deep Thoughts,” by Jack Handey.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Remember seeing these on gas pumps two years ago? Please tell me where I can buy a carload of Trump saying “I Did That” stickers, because I’m gonna wear them the f*ck out.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Fentanyl.
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
If the president-elect wants to market an electric guitar, here’s a body style that really says “Trump.”
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Jim Becker @jamesbecker.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
A Super Moon 60th birthday with my beloved family and friends. ❤️
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