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King of the Suburbs

@jamesbaumann.bsky.social
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My wife said the exact same thing 5 minutes after we walked in the door. They rocked indeed.
The band Sugar playing on stage at the Agora in Cleveland.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Onion newspaper with headline “World’s Largest Metaphor Hits Ice-Berg” and a photo of the Titanic.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Forgotten verse to a Springsteen classic.
A phone news alert that reads “Devil worshipper chases missionaries around Youngstown with rusty shotgun, report says.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Got this one last week in between the storms.
Monarch butterfly resting on a bunch of small,
purple flowers.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
For Columbus peeps. I saw the dog running around at the end of ComFest on Saturday night. Fingers crossed.
A “Lost Dog” poster showing a miniature poodle.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@chrisstein.bsky.social Not trying to get anyone in trouble, but stumbled across this while on vacation.
A sign for a hair salon called “Blondie” with a picture of the band Blondie.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A Star Trek title generator showing the Enterprise orbiting a planet. The text reads “The Two Suns’ Shine Bores the Daylights Out of Me.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Non-pitcher pitching!!!! #Reds
Photo of Cincinnati Reds game
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A still from Plan 9 from Outer Space showing a very fake UFO flying over a very fake graveyard.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Bluesky? More like Redsky, amirite?
Screen shot of three skeets celebrating Elly De La Cruz scoring a run on a wild pitch.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I may have shared this before. The book “Living on Campus: An Architectural History of the American Dormitory” has a whole chapter on the towers.
Aerial photo of Ohio State campus in 1967 showing two high-rise dormitories near the football stadium.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Maybe not the most clever, but certainly memorable.
Protest sign that says “Elvis Would Kick Trump’s Fat Ass Today.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Scenes from the Columbus, Ohio, suburb of Westerville. #NoKings
No Kings protest sign that reads “ELVIS WOULD KICK TRUMP’S FAT ASS TODAY.”Photo of protesters and their signs at the No Kings protest Crowds line the street at a No Kings protest. Protester hold a sign that says “radicalized by basic decency.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
This was at the ballpark yesterday in Phoenix area and the only corn was of the kettle variety.
Screenshot of weather app showing 103 degree temperatures
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Proof that I survived the heat today. And that even in retirement, Joey Votto still bangs. #Reds
Screenshot of a baseball game between Cleveland and Cincinnati. A fan is standing behind the batter with a shirt that says “Joey Votto Still Bangs.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Geno Suarez of the Cincinnati Reds warming up on deck

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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It has so far.
Suarez and de la Cruz of the Cincinnati Reds warming up at Goodyear Park.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Good life lesson.
Sign on railing at baseball game that said “Caution. Beware of objects leaving the playing field.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
This was fun today.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Age verification? I stood in line outside one of these to buy concert tickets.
The logo for Buzzard’s Nest Records
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Making me wonder if I can find the box in this house that has this. I remember Bob Costas having some great stories in it.
Cover of the book “Loose Balls: The Short, Wild Life ofthe American Basketball Association” by Terry Pluto. Shows Dr J dunking.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I was thinking, who would be surprised, at this point, if there was a Kent State-level catastrophe in the near future. Then I hear the detail of the crowd surrounding other agents after the shooting and chanting this.
Photo from Kent State archives. Students hanging a bedsheet out a dorm window with “They Can’t Kill Us All” painted on jt.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
I’m not saying I *want* a Kracken to rise of the sea and wreck havoc on our world. But if one was going to, I know where I would want to happen.
A map showing the location of many yachts. Accompanying text says “Pretty much every billionaire that owns a superyacht is in St. Barth right now for New Year's Eve - Jeff Bezos, Miriam Adelson, Shahid Khan, Sergey Brin, Jerry Jones, and 100+ others”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
My old brain is bad. I think they were *supposed* to open for Cracker in Columbus on their first tour but didn’t for some unknown reasons.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
For some reason I thought of this.
Far Side cartoon with a bear surrounded by bones using skulls as puppets. Caption says"OK, one more time and it's off to bed for the both of you. ... 'Hey, Bob. Think there are any bears in this old cave?' ... I dunno, Jim. Let's take a look."
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Was going for holiday wonderland. Ended up with HP Lovecraft.
A lamppost with a red light bulb and red Christmas lights.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Thought he was more of a couch guy.
Trump Calls Somalis 'Garbage' He Doesn't Want in the Country
President Trump has a history of insulting people from African countries, but the outburst was shocking in its unapologetic bigotry. Vice President JD Vance banged the table in encouragement.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Full moon fever tonight.
Full moon behind clouds over a large pond.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
My feed. Asked and answered. 🙃
Skeet asking why things are dumb followed by skeet showing President wandering around during Japan visit.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
“Douglas C Neidemeyer, ‘63. Killed in Vietnam by his own troops.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Simpsons - obviously - always had ones that tickled me.
Cartoon of a drunk guy operating a tv camera and the text “technical difficulties, please stand by.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Is this how The Secret works?
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Luis Castillo when he played for the Reds.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Saying it now. I hope Geno ends this.
Geno Suarez showing his “good vibes only” t-shirt
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My normal jogging route around campus usually takes me past the vet school and every year I’m impressed by the big set up they have for homecoming weekend. Plus, their grads and students take good care of this guy. So keep up the good work!
A small dog yawns while walking through the woods.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Ready for the impending autumn but will miss these guys as the temperatures drop.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
My head just exploded.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Jake hopes all of you have a good week as we head into Labor Day weekend.
A brown, black, and white colored dog standing in a grassy field.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
. @darthbluesky.bsky.social Posting this timeline cleanse.
Jake, a brown, black, and white mutt walks on a path through the woods.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Just sayin’….. #Reds
Screenshot of weather app showing perfect weather forecast for Sunday.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Too many syllables. No fort for Neidermeyer.
Still from Animal House movie. “Douglas C Neidermeyer ‘63. Killed in Vietnam by his own troops.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Robo-umps now. 🤖 #Reds
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Sports Illustrated poster of baseball player Eric Davis of the Cincinnati Reds at bat.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Poster with stylized type that reads “Normal is Boring.”
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Thought I’d take a short nap so I wouldn’t miss any excitement at the end of the west-coast game. May not have been the best plan.
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Can anyone join?
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King of the Suburbs @jamesbaumann.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Not as many as a couple weeks earlier, but still enthusiastic.
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