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James Barišić 🇭🇷

@james.barisic.fr
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Artificially intelligent. Subversive. Challenging. 2 kids/6 hens/6 ducks/1 dog. Master's director. FRSA #Croat #Digital #Politics #Croatia #France #Immigrant #NAFO #FBPE All my views because nobody else would have them WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SNARK

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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 06/10/2026
Winning At Life : TGV Edition
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 05/10/2026
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 05/10/2026
Copilot (which is useless, by the way) has annoyed me so much today that my spelling is off!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 04/10/2026
Today is the 90th Anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street. Fascists everywhere be warned! We are watching, we are ready and you shall not pass! #NoParasán
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 03/10/2026
You can't have English when it's good and British when it's bad. So I fixed it for you, Sky News. It's psychological conditioning and it's insidious. #YouYesYet #IndyClan
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 03/10/2026
Accurate.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 02/10/2026
A.B.S.O.L.U.T.E.L.Y. WILD!!!!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 01/10/2026
If I ever move to Germany, I'm just watching Bernd. Every. Single. Day.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 01/10/2026
Look! LOOK!!!!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 01/10/2026
I like the idea that some con-artist is paying for lists of UK residents that they can spam with their fake NHS prescriptions emails and that they're wasting their money on people like me who don't live in the UK! 🖕
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 01/10/2026
It always starts with an apfelschorle!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 01/10/2026
Something's on fire. #Pantin
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 30/09/2026
Esther Rantzen said she knew about Jimmy Savile but didn't do anything, that she didn't know anything about Jimmy Savile, that she had never met one of the people who told her about Jimmy Savile (despite there being a photo of Rantzen with her)...
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 29/09/2026
The mirrored window on this building is incredible! And, yes, before you ask, it's real! #Paris #architecture #urban
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 29/09/2026
C'est la grève... ou pas !
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 25/09/2026
Seriously, Sky News?! That's what you went with? Let me help you... Ed Sheeran Gillette Stadium concerts cut due to weather warnings following Macklemore storm
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 24/09/2026
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 23/09/2026
I know! I know! Is it either "quick death" or "slow painful death"?
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 23/09/2026
Zia, the Reform Shadow Secretary of State for Not Being An MP, has just posted this in a job ad on Facebook. What worries me is if people spam that email address. It'd be horrible but I like to think people wouldn't do that. Absolutely horrible...
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 23/09/2026
Work meeting. #Paris
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 23/09/2026
Paris being Paris. Have a great day. #LoveWins
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 22/09/2026
Some of my best friends are called Stan.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 22/09/2026
If your national security relies on sending this weak streak of piddle to the front line, I'd start learning the favourite recipes of your enemy, if I were you.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 19/09/2026
Lidl in France are now offering AC charging (up to 22kW) for 18c per kWh - undercutting Leclerc by 1c!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 19/09/2026
Should I take this back. If I had to guess, it's probably been in the family since the 1960s. Ish.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 17/09/2026
So annoying. There's so much gravel and so many small stones on the road that I can hear a clicking as a drive.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 14/09/2026
Love free Lego days!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 12/09/2026
What's your sign?
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 09/09/2026
There really is something for everyone in this piece by the Canard Enchaîné (9/9/26)...
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 05/09/2026
So, just to clarify, plod thinks that hundreds of people who happened to be in Dover and happened to be dressed from head to toe in black and happened to have balaclavas on, just spontaneously decided to have a protest? Man alive! And I thought that the protesters were thick...
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 03/09/2026
I mean, Andy, it's not the *worst* way to leave a job, is it... 😂
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 02/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 31/08/2026
New Fun Fact: Being in the European Single Market and the borderless Schengen area as an independent country is a thing. Nige says so. Make of that what you will.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 31/08/2026
Cleverly: Breathing's overrated. Make Asthma Great Again.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 26/08/2026
Bloody hell! That escalated quickly... #Trending
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 26/08/2026
Amirite?!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 24/08/2026
There it is. That's all you need to know. Don't believe the woman. Believe the man. This world is still fucked. Absolutely fucked. news.sky.com/story/ex-wor...
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 24/08/2026
Do I have to remind people of this episode in the history of Perv-o-vision?
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 24/08/2026
Has anyone asked Tice's first wife and mother of his three children what she thinks about this "stay together for the sake of the kids" policy?
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 24/08/2026
It's like watching the various factions of the left when I was at uni...
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 24/08/2026
...and it's working!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 18/08/2026
Just had to order another Apostille - hopefully one of the last. Stupidly, they asked for feedback. So I gave them feedback. A quick win for @andyburnham.bsky.social would be to get an agreement on the use of documents within the EU and vice versa - saving costs for citizens and businesses.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 17/08/2026
Hey people of Stourbridge! It's just a bit warm! Let's enjoy it!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 14/08/2026
Happy days!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 13/08/2026
It would appear that this is a balanced diet. I feel I should write a diet book....
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 06/08/2026
It would seem that my knack for stumbling across free live events is still going strong after 53 years! Tonight, I get to enjoy some jazz in Saarbrücken!
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 06/08/2026
Shows how out of touch Reform is that they're now announcing a policy that is already the law and enforced all the time.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 06/08/2026
When you live in France but go to Germany often...
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 04/08/2026
Rod Liddle died. I think it's difficult to sum up someone's career when they've been so active but, as a tribute to his work, I'll just post this.
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James Barišić 🇭🇷 @james.barisic.fr · 04/08/2026
And to make up for my lack of recent #CoffeeArt posts, here is a bonus one which I hope will not get me in trouble with the copyright lawyers. It's simply entitled "Rasta Snoopy". #Snoopy #Lifelike #Homage #Art
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