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Kevin (Des)

@jambodes.bsky.social
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The internet was like this when I found it*, and you can't prove otherwise. *Maybe not that bit. 🇱🇻⚽ #HMFC ⚽🇱🇻 | 🐯 #Bengals 🐯 | #RunningPunks | ✊🏾♥️🧡💛💚💙💜🤍🩷💙✊🏻 | ⬛🟥 Antifa ⬛🟥 | 💚💚 Green Menace 💚💚 | He/Him | Just be nice, OK

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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 7h
Game day 🚢🚗🚎🚞 ⚽️🇱🇻
Hearts partying, whilst the Hibs are in their beds.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How your email finds me:
Scary Bungle
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Part 2
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
@davidyambio.bsky.social addressing the European Parliament on Oct 1st (Part 1) The most important video you'll watch today. An intelligent and powerful critique of the colonial powers, their impact on the lives they affect, and the lies they tell themselves.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That's...
Brilliant kid from the Fast Show
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Continuity Keir pulling out all the stops for the cost of living crisis. 🤣🤣🤣 Give me strength.
Andy Burnham
3d.
I know people are worried about fuel prices. And I get it. You get to the pump, watch the numbers climb, and wonder why it's costing so much more than it used to
The reality is that qlobal events are pushing up costs, and families here at home are feeling the impact.
But I won't accept that there's nothing I can do to help
That's why from today, you'll be able to see petrol and diesel prices on Google Maps, compare nearby stations and find the cheapest option before you fill up
It's a small change, but if there's a practical way to help people keep more money in their pocket, I'I| do
it.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh no, senñora my lights, she is sick. 😫🤣🤣🤣
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Dance as if nobody's watching. 😁 Back in COVID days, I bought myself this for online discos 😎
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
LOL Damn those pesky facts. 🤣
@ternfortheworse. .bsky .social has blocked you
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the loveliest books was this. A grand total of three words, but what fun we had filling the gaps. 😍
Cover of the bookHug buy Jez  Alborough

Bobo  the baby chimp arms raised and smiling, saying the word hug.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The best of us. 🤍
Stand up for what you believe in, even if you are standing alone

Sophie Scholl
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wincing 
 dog
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oooh well done Sherlock. The clean cut was because THEY CUT THE POLE DOWN FIRST TO SET THE EXPLOSIVES ON THE CAMERA. And there are plenty of images of where it actually went off (to the right of the image I posted). And a crater? They weren't trying to take out a tank, ffs. 🤣
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For anyone in any doubt:
Image of grey van with a 3ft  open gash in the side, caused by shrapnel. .
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yep. "bUT bArM!!!!!!"
Burnham with a breadroll
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Labour: "OK, who's next? Young? Disabled? Why not both?"
Red body handprint with a rise motif in the centre

"Labour is killing trans people"
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Andy Burnham

Hopey change
Changey hope
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
*The potential for the funniest outcome for the Man City case, has entered the chat* 😁
Two Blueskyposts:

Brian McRoberts @brim... 2h The peeps in HMRC are sharpening their audit pencils at this very moment.
& Tariq Panja ○ @tariq.. 2h A good question.
taxpolicy.org.uk/2026/10/01/m..
Did Manchester City cheat HMRC out of £12m?
Manchester City's sham consultancy raises questi.
e taxpolicy.org.uk
Q1 21 06
= Reposted by Mykomment 


Deedee @deedeeobserv... 2h ' Replied to BladeoftheSun HMRC use Microsoft co-pilot...!
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yep.
"We are here because you were there" overlaid a British colonial map
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Alt text to this post, in a picture of Andy Burnham holding a bread roll.
Burnham insisted voters may now accept free movement, as EU citizens' presence in the UK was more transient than the so-called "Boriswave" of post-Brexit mass immigration, which has led to people settling more permanently.
He told GB News: "One thing that I want to convey here is Brexit has changed the nature of immigration to this country, because in the past, when we were in the European Union, people can have their view about it, about whether it was good or bad.
"But what we had was a more revolving-door form of migration, where people would come here in their younger years. Many people did from Eastern Europe.
"They'd maybe spend a few years here in their mid to late 2os, and then go home and start a family, and that was a very common form of immigration.
"Now, immigration is more likely to be a permanent settlement, where people are coming on a visa to work here."
The Prime Minister also suggested it would be easier to tackle the Channel crisis as an EU member, as Brexit meant the UK "lost access to the crucial immigration database held across Europe which tells you where people arrived and what countries they've been through", so they could in theory be returned there after arriving on a small boat.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Burnham had a chance to change this. He fucked it. "bUt bArM!!!"
Andy Burnham

Prime Minister of Apartheid 

🏳️‍⚧️Trans Rights are human rights🏳️‍⚧️
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stochastic terrorism
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Stochastic terrorism is an analytic description used in scholarship and counterterrorism to describe a mass-mediated process in which hostile public rhetoric, repeated and amplified across communication platforms, elevates the statistical risk of ideologically motivated violence by unknown individuals, even without direct coordination or explicit orders.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Incredible aircraft: 🔥Made by pianomakers 🔥Hugely versatile 🔥Lightning quick 🔥Packed a punch up front 🔥 Able to deliver up to 4,000lb payload And absolutely GAWGEOUS Simply the best plane of its era.
De Havilland Mosquito about to be loaded with a single 4,000lb bomb upon which the word Adolf is written in chalkBlack and white photo of a pair of de Havilland Mosquitos in fight.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nothing has changed. Except, "bArM!!!!"
Burnham with a bread roll.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"bUT bArM!!!!!!"
Burnham with a bread roll
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"Meet the new boss, Same as the old boss* Burnham as a new Prime Minister, waltzing in on a wave of "hope" and a huge majority could have changed the course of the UK for the better Instead we've got a continuation of: 🚨Support for an ongoing genocide and criminalisation of anvone who opposes it
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Simpsons bus driver "Don't make me tap the sign"

Sign: The Labour Party are not progressive
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bart Simpson's classmates looking expectantlyBart Simpson's classmates celebrating
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Shot and chaser in the same glass.
Bluesky post on how loss of public funding would result in 63% of output ending up behind a paywall, followed by a post on how atrocious BBC News output has become
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Next Up: Another historic night awaits for Hearts Women as they host Real Sociedad in the firs leg of their UEFA Women's Europa Cup Second Qualifying Round. It's a 7pm kick-off at Ainslie Park. ⚽️🇱🇻
Image of Hearts Women's goalie Rachael Johnstone in orange kit, with text:

Another historic night awaits for Hearts Women as they host Real Sociedad in the firs leg of their UEFA Women's Europa Cup Second Qualifying Round.
It's a 7pm kick-off at Ainslie Park and tickets are available on Hearts e-tickets -
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got myself a Black poppy rose a few years back, which I now wear alongside a white poppy.
Collection of Black Poppy Rose fabric and pin badges
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
More than that, you now know you have POWER!!! 😁
Fuck you pay me scene from Goodfellas
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dear God.
Wincing dog
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yesterday evening. CAT PUB!!!! 😍
Willow, a Maine Coon kitten watching on from a lap A grey/white Maine Coon cat enjoying life high up on her perch
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yep.
WEDNESDAY'S
WISDOM

You have to read the history of slavery to understand this.
There was two kinds of Negroes.
There was that old House Negro and the Field Negro. And the House Negro always looked out
for his master. 
When the Field Negroes got too much out of line, he held them back in check. He put them back on the plantation.

Malcolm X
'Message to the Grass Roots' (1963)
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When we rock up:
Monty Python scene:

King Arthur:
-Who is your lord? We don't have a lord.

Peasant:
We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week...
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dear Ed... (Credit: Students of Columbia University)
Printed sheet of paper, with handwritten message in red marker:

I ain'treading all that
Free Palestine
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Full statement in Alt Text (split due to length)
Scotland, Wales and Ireland have distinct histories, identities and political traditions.
Each of our nations has the right to determine its own future, through democratic means and in accordance with the wishes of its people
Today, Plaid Cymru, the Scottish National Party and Sinn Féin are coming together to reaffirm our commitment to working constructively with one another in the shared interests of our people.
We share a belief that the nations and communities we represent deserve greater ambition greater economic opportunity and a stronger voice in determining their own futures
The political landscape across these islands is changing.
For the first time ever, people across these islands have First Ministers in Scotland, in Wales and in the North of Ireland who are all committed to independence from the United Kingdom.
For people watching across these islands - for people watching around the world - there could be no clearer sign that Westminster's time is coming to an end
We believe there is a better way: nations working together as equals, sharing ideas and expertise and building relationships based on mutual respect and common interests.
Momentum is behind our movements; we believe that constitutional change is coming,
We therefore commit to strengthening cooperation between our parties and identifying practical areas where working together can make a real difference.
These include:
• A stronger, fairer economy: Sharing ideas and experience on how to build productive, prosperous economies that create good jobs, tackle inequality and ensure that wealth and opportunity are spread more fairly. We reject Whitehall's broken economic model and will instead build economies which deliver social iustice and reduce inequality across our nations
Expanding our own energy resources: Our vast resources of renewable energy, to bring down bills for families and businesses. The energy wealth of our nations should serve the needs of our people.
Europe and international cooperation: Brexit has damaged our economies and limited opportunities for our people. We believe the future of our nations belongs in the European Unior We want to work together to rebuild and strengthen those European relationships, creating greater opportunities for trade, investment, culture and cooperation
Our nations have the right to self-determination: No Westminster government has the right to block democracy or undermine the principle that our people will decide their own future
.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One of a set of prints released alongside this book depicting the expedition and the art she created along the way.
Cover of the book:

Antarctica | A Creative Journey

By Shelly Perkins
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Got this as a present for my 50th, by an artist commissioned to work on an Antarctic expedition a few years back. Simply gorgeous. 😍
Landscape artwork of an Antarctic scene:

Pod of Orca patrolling the sea containingbroken ice flies with a solitary penguin looking on from the ice.  In the background, the shoreline of grey, snow covered rock formations. All beneath a cobalt bluesky with light, wispy clouds.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@slimecitymusic.bsky.social Cracking gig the night! Sorry to hear about the theft of Tom, but I imagine you were even more distraught about the thieves returning Michael Guitar. 😁 #NeverStopNeverStopDoingItWrong 🤘🏾
Michael remembering the words. Mostly. Michael Guitar: Between shoes Michael Drums. Drumming
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
With alt text. 🛟
Photo of RNLI crew member with seafaring gear performing a star jump


Ed Hall
Yesterday at 13:55
I am a long-standing RNLI volunteer, and 1 am usually pretty good at doing what I am told. Well, mostly
But today, in the wake of the protests on the south coast, we have been advised not to wear branded clothing out and about, and to remove the stickers from our cars (we use them for lifeboat station parking)
I'm sorry, but I have considered this advice carefully, and 1 am ignoring it. I drove home this morning in my RNLI stickered car, wearing my branded RNLI gear.
If you want to come and argue with me about the more than 9000 shouts the lifeboats responded to last year (ust over a hundred of which involved the "small boats") then you know where to find me. Our station has responded to over 5000 incidents since we opened in 2002. I have personally been on the crew on over 2% of them.
I am both proud and privileged to have saved lives on the river that runs through our city.
So, I if you want to come and shout at me, abuse me or my colleagues, or tell me I not proudly patriotic or a good citizen, you know exactly where I am. I won't be hiding something about which I am immensely proud
Thank you.
Should you wish to show your support, our new station at Wandsworth still needs some funds, and l'Il be happy to show anyone who donates around
Thank you.
Should you wish to show your support, our new station at Wandsworth still needs some funds, and l'll be happy to show anyone who donates around
Wandsworth Riverside Lifeboat Station Appeal https://rnli.org/../give-to../wandsworth-riverside-appeal
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Think Tory,...
James Cleverly with text:

Think fraud
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Tattoo #1 in the bag. RIP Scott. #TinyChanges
Tattoo of a hand drawn Cross of Lorraine with script:

And while I'm alive;
I'll make tiny changes to earth.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'd say this was more accurate:
Downing Street briefing room: Empty wooden podium backed by two Union flags and blue panelling
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Me: This one Avowed rationalist, but this gives me the willies, to this day 😬
Black and white photo of the Chinnery Backseat Ghost. 

Photo of driver in the front of a car, with a woman (who'd died a week prior) appearing to be sat in the back seat.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
IT WAS TODAY. AND I WAS THERE!!! The queue was BIG BTW!!! 😍 Another positive meeting with my MP who expressed their frustration with the Supreme Court for wrecking perfectly functional legislation. I think he might be in the fight! We push on. ✊🏾 Go well all. ✊🏻 ❤️ 🧡 💛 💚 💙 💜 🩵 🩷 🤍 🤎 🖤 ✊🏾
Mr wearing a Pride star on my collar, in front ofthe Parliament TowerMe (and my middle age spread - eek!) standing with the giant Trans Solidarity Alliance card to Andy Burnham, reading in Rainbow colours:
Farewell to Britain's standing on LGBTQ+ rights.

The clock tower housing Big Ben in the background.
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sophie had it nailed:
The real damage is done by those millions who want to 'survive.' The honest men who just want to be left in peace. Those who don't want their little lives disturbed by anything bigger than themselves. Those with no sides and no causes. Those who don't like to make waves- or enemies.

Sophie Scholl, non-violent activist, Munich (1921-1943)
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Yep. You also find out who the "honest men" with their "little lives" are:
The real damage is done by those millions who want to 'survive.' The honest men who just want to be left in peace. Those who don't want their little lives disturbed by anything bigger than themselves. Those with no sides and no causes. Those who don't like to make waves- or enemies.

Sophie Scholl, non-violent activist, Munich (1921-1943)
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Kevin (Des) @jambodes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Was a sad, sad day when he left Rangers. 🤣🤣🤣
22:49
Planet Football -Follow A
1d.6

THREE clubs. THREE league wins. Russell Martin's record since winning the Championship play-off final is absolutely brutal 0:

LWDLDDWLDD 
DDLLLDLLW
LLLDLLLL
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