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Wonny Jalsh

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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No way of making this private/locked account is there? Family members and rando ex-gfs sending it the way of early Fbk days
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Let's kill everything."
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Little doubt that Rui Pinto will be handed over to Abu Dhabi, eventually, for a gigantic sack of cash
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never known a more accursed team than The Wire. Shame, cos the support is top and the town wants it
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ah, right, data centres with underground pipes that can cut your heating bills by a third. 1980s nuclear power: "Electricity too cheap to meter." An island at the apogee of pure greed and bullshittery and gullibility
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
I suppose in the same way that eugenics was also the "biggest idea"?
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A football club in a client state is being corruptly run by a nation state you say?
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Burnham knew. 'Manchesterism', the neverending sell-off cheers
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Maybe Rantzen genuinely didn't know anything about Savile's proclivities
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
'Manchesterism' one for the lolz
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ah, you're called Crispin, I see
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And what a choice. Rejoin a rapaciously neoliberal, incoherent, sham-democratic trading block, or fascism.
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Next person to say 'cortisol', dies
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As some thought, Gobekli Tepe is giant sky burial site. The tops of those Ts had platforms on them. As the Parsi still do in India, etc etc Lots of jibber jabber currently about bones being washed down in landslides, yer right lads Cheers
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe Alex Karp has actually lost his mind. Only so much brazen evil the soul can deal with, etc etc
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A 'Wikithon' in the heart of establishment London for the daft, right-on Internet Activists. I wonder if 'Philip Cross' will attend, or perhaps a phalanx of Philip Cross' waiting to adjust/revert to right-wing pigswill once again
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"In all honesty..."
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some buffoon telling people Cader Idris isn't as hard a climb as Snowdon. Insta's a cesspit
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Millionaire telly producer humble bragging about what rare garage 45s they've 'found' (bought from dealers). Insta's a cesspit
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Foyer
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Meta, lol. Yer right, you fash scumbag
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rugby League was absolutely desperado for that reseult. Top work Wakefield
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Faux-left lad with all the rhetoric, who I used to play crown green bowling with, nodding sagely accross the internets as buffoons spout centrist gibberish at him. The shit people do for Career, disgraceful
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
more!
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
4 hours so far today of filling out forms, talking to AI & chaps in India for issues with: Sky Broadband Royal Mail Evri Stripe SumUp Cornwall County Council Wix BT What an actual time to be alive in the UK. Does anything run correctly? Stating the obvious but we are truly fucked in this country
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lovely read www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
bbc.co.uk
Mark Wood retires: England bowler's best spells in his own words
As England bowler Mark Wood retires from international cricket, he talks through his most famous spells from his Test career.
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You look at Duckett sometimes and think, what's missing at test level. It's not Butler, Bevan levels of wastage, but there's a lot of runs left to score Cheers
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
thatkidzayy totally bored and unimpressed by Radiohead, correct response
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RIP Mark Wood. Wouldnt say he's a great by any stretch but, he's the consistently quickest Ive seen behind Shoaib Ahktar, and always looked as though he was having a laugh... And he won two world cups Cheerz
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Deep distrust of anyone called Elspsth or Mordecai. Cheers
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Cyan Lines, resurfacing already existing infrastructure. A round of applause for that triumph of spin and PR. Pure Manchester
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
£160 cheapseats for the Ashes, no mate. Hope it's half empty in the provinces
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Streeting's cokey demeanor, just as a bloke who's in the service of pure evil will be. George Osborne vibes. Untouchable
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI ain't gona kill us all lads. It's brought to you by they same scummers as the alien invasion disclosure psy-op. You're under threat, be afraid, be pliable. The out-fascists in charge of LLM AI and its oversight, and its ponzi scheme... will kill us all. Cheers
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The County Championship season could potentially finish on 28th September for Lancs, loool Game's very quickly become a fiasco in this country. The arrogance and laziness of late-Bazball and the greedhounds at the ECB
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Say Heald Green in a French accent
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Volvo?
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think we musta zoned out at similar moments. Always required a bit of focus Going back recently to elseq, Quaristice and Exai. Unreal, give em a re-whirl. Even Draft 7.30... I don't remember it sounding like this! Old ears nowadays
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Quite. The University of Cambridge!
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
torpor
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rock, paper, scissors?
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Is this country great, or what?
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Great pod (it's pronounced Rotch-dale, though the way you say it sounds much better)
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Jonathan Cook @jonathan-cook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
All governments have known what was coming. They failed to act because the political costs of taking on the corporate sector were too immense. Those corporations are now more powerful than ever. Read my latest here: jonathancook.substack.com/p/thatcher-w...
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Thatcher warned in 1989 of a climate crisis. She did nothing. Nor will her successors
Governments knew what was coming. They failed to act because the political costs of taking on the corporate sector were too immense. Those corporations are now more powerful than ever
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Arid
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Moving to Lennoxtown. Cheers
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The thing about Rashford is, beyond the cash in duffle bags and being painted gold, he does next to no defensive work and he isn't Mbappe. If he wants to have an orgy on a yacht, whatever. Cheers
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Chorlton, as unbearable as ever
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Well quite, it's a good point. But ultimately ongoing climate collapse will benefit the hyper-wealthy
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Wonny Jalsh @jalsh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Is this country great or what?
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